iPod, Video, YouTube and Porn?

Okay, lets say you have an iPod.. who doesn't these days?

Let me ask.. If you have a 30 GB iPod, just how much porn can you download?



I mean, if you are into watching video on your iPod, how much video time is there? Can you download a full sized movie? 90 min?
The last tiem I went on a flightof any duration, I had a mini DVD player, and my battery died at about hour one! WTF?

And can anyone tell me if there is any FAA regulation regarding the use of iPods? If I spring the $200 plus, I want to watch porn from NYC to Amsterdanm uninterupted! (Okay just kidding abou the whole porn thing.. )

But does anyoen have one of these? Can anyone help?

or is what my momma said true? (That I am beyond helping.)


You see I am at that stage in life where technology has passed me by. my VCR will now forever flash 12:00.

I never thought it would happen to me.. but I guess it does to everyone.. first you loose your taste for "modern" music, then the rest of technology and fasion just pass you by one day.. son I will be taling about the "good old days" and wearing polyester.. FUCK!