Q & A on Health

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Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears
out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
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Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO...... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
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Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

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New York on Heightened Alert! Subway Bombers! (I smell fertilizer!)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,171491,00.html

Is it just me or is this another well timed Alert? Bush makes a speech about terror, and low and behold.. Threat alert RED!!!!!

Smacks of the Democratic National Convention??
Okay it could be a coincidence.. But to me it looks like bad theater.
Has America gotten so mentally sluggish that this Lifetime Television Drama playing out in front of our eyes, seems like reality?
To me it is just as predictable as the movies my wife asks me to suffer through with her.. On "that" channel.

I will admit it is an interesting way to divert attention from the Meirs nomination.. That seemed to really piss your base off didn't it, George?

What's next you spend another Trillion dollars and ask everyone to look out for werewolves, in turbans? Or maybe insist that we go into quarantine due to Bird Flu?
(It would be funny if it we not so damn scary and possibly true...!)

I sure hope you know what you're doing.. 'cause from here you look a little like a monkey F'ing a football.

I think we're screwed Toto.

Google Blog Search! Help a Brother..

Google Blog Search http://blogsearch.google.com/

Okay we're all in this together.. I don;t give a rats ass if you post any comments here.. but there are bloggers that do count on your input, as a sort of approval of what they are doing.. so go do a search for something you think may make for an interesting blog, and leave a little comment.. it is just one more randon act of kindness .. brough to you by DRex and the letter Q.

List of Offensive Words That Should be Avoided

PC. Since 1991..
--- from September & October 1991 issues ofCampus Report from Accuracy in Academia.
(Look at the list, I can see why people would want to slap the stink out of another person for using some of the terms below…. But tell me, aren’t there a few there, that you think are okay? I was surprised to find out just how non-PC I truly am.. you may be too!)
List of Offensive Words That Should be Avoided

Go to this site.. I am fearful that reproducing this list here will get my account suspended.. you will not believe some of the terms academia wants not to see in your writings!
(I think we've taken P.C. a bit far on this one!)
http://www.totse.com/en/ego/literary_genius/terms.html

By the way... I did not see "pecker-wood" on the list, and as a person who has been referred to as "Pecker-wood" I wish to complain!
I think I speak for pecker-woods everywhere when I say, that your purposeful omission of the term "pecker-wood" in this list constitutes proof of your prejudice towards white males and your approval of the term "pecker-wood" as it is derogatorily used towards some Caucasian males.

Where is the number to the A.C.L.U.? "cause someone needs to pay!

Food for thought..

Food for thought..

Why does fresh Tuna taste like something wonderful.. and canned tuna taste like bad (insert cat nick-name here)

Sushi, why is eating raw fish more expensive than eating cooked fish?
I can get 4 pieces of Yellow Fin tuna at my local sushi bar for $6.00 the weight of the fish is perhaps 2.5 oz. But I can go to nearly any restaurant that has blackened tuna and have an 6 ox. Sandwich for the same $6.00? I don’t get it.

The best sushi I have ever eaten was in Amsterdam! What’s up with that!?!?

Salmon: The average salmon fisherman makes about 18 cents per pound for a salmon.. yet I keep paying $5.00 per pound for it at the store.. can’t a fisherman mail me a frozen fish? I would pay a buck a pound..

Crab: Why is it that crab tastes so darn good! I understand why crab is expensive, people die fishing for it.. I am willing to pay for that.. but why can’t something like rat taste that good? In my neighborhood you could harvest them 6 times a year!

Okay enough silliness for one morning.. I gotta get to work..

Oh one more thing..

I think were screwed Toto..