Check your mouse proficency and accuracy..

Sure the mouse is the easiest computer skill to master, but...
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Note you can repeat the test as often as you like, with a goal of making you more accurate with mouse movements. Accuracy should then make for speed, and speed is time and to an employer time is money..
Good luck.


Use the link at the bottom of this post to forward (email) this post to your friends, they should have the same knowlage that you will gain by taking this important training exercize.

searching dark places.. looking for some angst!

This song usually puts me into that dark self reflective spot...

With luck, I will still be able to find a little angst...
If not I may have to go listen to Johnny Cash's "Hurt" a few thousand times..

I never realized that I draw so much inspiration from "that dark place" no wonder so many artists were complete raving lunitics..
hell, I am mildly artistic, and at times moderately depressed.. to be great you gotta be FRICKIN Bonkers!
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Do you ever get the feeling , when you read blogs, that the person writting them is just small talking you?
I hate useless small talk..

I have this thing, that if somone is just trying to "fill silence with the sound of there voice" my brain turns what they are saying into static..

I am not talking about the Charlie Brown teacher "Wha wha, wha wha wha wha wha whaaaa" I am talking complete frickin static.. (shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) White noise baby!
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Perhaps this is my trick.. listen to songs that make me want to slash my wrists.. while I write.. well at least when "life is good".

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Now I know why my best friend (a really accomplished psychologist) says, "You cannot enter therapy , while you're in love, and expect any results... " It is just too hard to find your darkest places when you are in "good space".
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So my dear friends, remember.. never try to make art.. when life is too good... just enjoy the good time, and shut the fuck up!

Pax,
DeRex

If it were not for Muhammad Cartoons..

If it were not for Muhammad Cartoons..
I would have had absolutely nothing really to talk about this week. It seems that things are just too good in my little world..
Sure I am inspired to levels of comedic excellence (in my own mind) that reach to the very summits of human capacity. (See Monty Python Worlds Deadliest Joke)


It seems though that without angst, my writing, gets all fluffy and non-interesting. Take for example, earlier this week, I tried to get myself flamed by a poetry lover, just for the sake of ripping him a new one. ( ‘cause lets face it, I may not know art, but I know what I like)

Even my little exchange with Nix.. it was half hearted.. again, I know what I like, but if he sees deeper meanings, where I see crap.. I say “good for you!”.

Lets face it, as you grow old, many times the magic under the surface, gets lost in a struggle just to get through without making an ass of yourself.

This week however, I feel magical.. not in an Alister Crowley way, but in a Unicorns and butterflies kinda way.. and who wants to hear that crap from a grown man???

So friends, and neighbors, I will try very hard to get pissed off this weekend.. in hopes to have some thing to write about, that will not put 90% of you to sleep.

For now, good night and good luck..
DeRex
PS. Somtimes I miss teenaged angst

One more retro moment 4 my peeps..

Okay back in the day, I could never admit that i realy liked this song..

But now that I am a little older, adn most ofyou have no clue who or what I am.. here it is.. Adam (and the)Ant(s) Goody Two Shoes!

THIS JUST IN! Homeland Security and DOMESTIC SPYING!!!

Subject: Homeland Security

I just wanted to let you know that the new Homeland Security Bill has passed. Things will be different now and Internet surfing will be tracked by what the FBI calls a "non-intrusive method." The FBI says you will not notice anything different. For a demonstration, click on the link below... Homeland Security