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Friday, February 24, 2006

I am addicted to Tammy.. NYP..

Okay.. I admit it..
(standing up in smike filled room)
Hi my Name is DeRex adn I am a Tammyholic!
(room) Hi Drex!

So in honor of Tammy NYP
I dug this little ditty out, to remind each and every one of us.. what the internet is really about..

porn.

this one..



okay .. this one.. it is the roadliner.. I was wrong..

Damn sho is nice..

HEY rememebr this movie.. no it ain't Tammy..

I think I will spend the rest of this weekend talkign abou somthing other than teh Tammy NYP movie from a cell phone download xxx singapore slut (and any other keywords I can think of that may drive an additional 600 hits this hour to my blog.. now who's the slut?)
and lets talk about another movie.. that had sex as a theme, that made the bloggosphere go all a blaze.. that I have even downloaded parodies of from youtube.. (thanks for the net 200 hits)
Yes "The most important move so far this year.. " (no not tammy NYP you perv!)
But

Yes you can pre-order your Brokeback mountian..
Or if you are like me watch this and skip the homos

this still kills me..

No Tammy NyP but I got Saw II

Saw II


Yes friends and neighbors, it is out and available.. no not the tammy NyP vid.. Saw II.. (perverts)

Okay , if NIxEclips was not under a strict gag order, he would speak out here and tell you that this movie sucked.. but try to remember He thought "All that Jazz" was good.. (yuck!)

I am going to run under the assumption that you have seen the first one (Saw) and are familure with it's twists and turns..


(if not get a copy and view it before you read on.. )

Okay Saw II, a sequil yes.. I liked it's twists and turns and found it to be a fun movie, with an interesting ending.. one of those last minute twists.. I have to admit I saw it comming, there were a numebr of hints throughout the movie.. that I thought were oversights by the writers and director.. I can remember thinking that I would announce the ending ahead of time, like i enjoy doing, to prove my superiority.. but I was as I sad not sure that what i was picking up on were oversights or insights.. so as long as you do not go looking too deeply into the actions of the players, you will be pleasantly suprised with the ending..

I would give it 3.5 stars on a 5 scale.
So NIxie, what did you think?
(oops sorry I forgot about that pesky gag.. biotch!)

The Great Swifty Speaketh!: Swifty Continues Scheming About His Upcoming Masterpiece While Preparing For Sony Tropfest, A Film Fest.

The Great Swifty Speaketh!: Swifty Continues Scheming About His Upcoming Masterpiece While Preparing For Sony Tropfest, A Film Fest.

Yep even swifty has jumped onto tammy.. well not really onto tammy, but onto the tammy NYP bandwagon.. and why not! He does stuff about film.. and well this is film in a way..
Personnaly I think swifty should release a film , a sex film.. (not a real sex film) but some mock up of a sex film shot so much out of focus, that you think you are seeing fucking when really it is somthing like a pair of cimps pickin lice out of eachothers cracks. Then say it is of some ficticious singapourian super rich slut (ala Paris Hilton) and blammo! Swifty stikes it rich.. by selling the DVD copies thought swiftymovies.com
Hey meybe we could get NIx in on it too.. he could review it.. over at houseofannubis.com or maybe he coudl help in writing.. we could call it "The Blair Slut Project" (rememebr out of focus is key) then in the end, in one brief reveal moment, show that wht you have been watching it toy monkeys going around in a dryer or some such shit.. genius! I am a fuckin genius!
Public school education and all!
DeRex has spoken!