(South Park) Stan Marsh for President!

Don;t you think it's time that common sense was re-introduced into the White House?

Vote for Stan!

Stan! Stan! He's our Man!!

Buy this girl's ass on Ebay!

Yes friends, the people I know.. yikes..
Here you can bid to buy this girl's ass.. only on ebay.
Buy Her Ass

perverted poetry for April National Poetry Month (erotic?)

"Tammy...Tammy...NYP"

A is for anal - you know all about that
B is for biotch - that's the way Rex says it
C is for, you know, that rude word
D is for all the dumb-cunts that keep chasing "Tammy"
E is for easy girls for you and I
F is for "fuck" - how easy was that!
G is for the girlfriend you never had
H is for the hard-on you're holding in your hand
I is for "idiot" - leave it alone
J is for jerk - see above, der
K is for killer - that 's what you'll become
L is for Lezzo and licking your bum
M is for "me so horny"
N is for that's not what she said
O is for "O I wish I still had that Traffic"
P is for Penis, of course - everyone knows that
Q is for "quick...before my Mum gets back from the shops!"
R is for Rogering, Ramming or Rooting - take your pick
S is for "shit this is crap!"
T is for testicles - have you got yours?
U is for your undies on deRex's floor.
V is for...dare I say it? Sure - Vag - give me more
W is for Willy or Wanking or "what are you gonna do with that?
X is a hard one but Extasy will do
Y is for "Why not?...I'm game"
Z is for Zorro and his sword (snigger snigger)

Thanks to Mal

south park + family guy + Mohammed cartoon = Priceless

Here it is South Park rips on Family guy and the outrage over the mohammed cartoon all at once..


Good job guys.. now play the "Trapped in the Closet" episode and we'll forgive you (comedy central) for being a bunch of spineless wankers!
For those of you who may have missed the "trapped in teh closet" episode, here it is.. in it's entirety!


(Fuck you Tom Cruise)

First poem of the day.. not tammy nyp but it will do.

Black.
Black as frozen life.
It stains the sheets.
It fills my cells with fear.
For it is time.
The stain must be cleared.

Ode to a Dead Bug

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Now come on all you perverted fucks, I know you are out there, and I know you are reading this.. I can see you.. so pull your fucking pants back up and write me some muthafuckin verse or prose or some shit! BIOTCH!

Hell I will even open this up to south park poetry.. you will get extra credit if you write about South Park and Tammy NYP! So common fuckers! Lets see some poetry!

The National Poetry Counsel would like you to know that April is National Poetry Month, but if you drink and write, please write responsibly.
Thank you.