Here is a well written article about this week's SOuth Park Episode.. nicely done.
Seeing how I do not write well, or even coherently (you try it with flippers some time) I will simply post a youtube script here and let you decide if Matt and Trey were in on the whole thing or not.
Just the end, where Jesus and Bush crap..
The full episode was not put up on youtube yet.. it is only a matter of time, and when it is.. I will put it here.. stay tuned..
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In my mind: (scary misspelled place that it is)
Comedy Central made the correct decision.. but only because showing the huge double standard between "us and them" makes such a better point, that simply showing an image of Muhammed and pissing off a bunch of whack jobs.
anyway, here is the censored clip form South Park..
Do not view if you are easily offended.. I mean easily stupid.. sorry.
Bring on the Fatwah!
Actually it is now rumored that youtube is pulling it too.. unbelieveable! Watch while you can kiddies.
Friday, April 14, 2006
your erotic poem of the day.. For National Poetry Month
THE ENJOYMENT
An anonymous poem
E Gods! the raptures of that night!
What fierce convulsions of delight!
How in each other's arms involv'd
We lay confounded, and dissolved!
Bodies mingling, sexes blending,
Which should most be lost contending,
Darting fierce and flaming kisses,
Plunging into boundless blisses;
Our bodies, and our souls on fire.
Tost by a tempest of Desire;
Till with utmost fury driven,
Down, at once, we sunk to heaven.
"The Enjoyment" is reprinted from Poetica Erotica. Ed. T.R. Smith. New York: Crown Publishers, 1921.
An anonymous poem
E Gods! the raptures of that night!
What fierce convulsions of delight!
How in each other's arms involv'd
We lay confounded, and dissolved!
Bodies mingling, sexes blending,
Which should most be lost contending,
Darting fierce and flaming kisses,
Plunging into boundless blisses;
Our bodies, and our souls on fire.
Tost by a tempest of Desire;
Till with utmost fury driven,
Down, at once, we sunk to heaven.
"The Enjoyment" is reprinted from Poetica Erotica. Ed. T.R. Smith. New York: Crown Publishers, 1921.
I'll kick your stick ass! Brought to you by youtube
I can see Nix making stick animations..
Well Nix, I will kick your stick ass..
Well Nix, I will kick your stick ass..
Google in China it's called 谷歌
for my friends who were wondering what 谷歌 was, it is google china. It translates into "something song".. spring song? and pronounced something like Gu Go.
with 111 million Chineese with access.. I hope you purchased your google stock before now..
China is second only to the US for number of internet users, and that number is growing fast.
"Soon China will eclips the U.S. for internet users." one prophetic pundant was heard saying today.. well no shit sherlock.. what will China not eclips us in?
So anyway, friends, that's the skinny on 谷歌
till we meet again..
DeRex.
谷歌
google
with 111 million Chineese with access.. I hope you purchased your google stock before now..
China is second only to the US for number of internet users, and that number is growing fast.
"Soon China will eclips the U.S. for internet users." one prophetic pundant was heard saying today.. well no shit sherlock.. what will China not eclips us in?
So anyway, friends, that's the skinny on 谷歌
till we meet again..
DeRex.
谷歌
Thursday, April 13, 2006
and now a special message to all of my friends..
and then to insure that this gets seen by as many people as possible, I bring to you the following story..
"Berlusconi!" Duke Lacros exclaimed as he walked through South Park with his Friend Mohammed Ata.
"Thats about the most rediculous thing I have ever heard! Who ever heard of a grown man getting a case of Berlusconi? Outside of that guy on American Idol.. Simon What'shisface?"
"Rajkumar, had a bad case of it last thursday, but a shot of penicilin made him all better." Pamela Rodgers said trying to console poor Duke and his gay sex slave Mohhamed.
"I guess that's what we get for playing Wag the Camel in a public bath house, Mohammed" Duke said resignedly.
"Come on admit it, you like myspace better than any old stinky bush don't you?" His friend asked looking hurt.
"Well, sure I do." David said and he swatted poor mohammed right on the Iran. "You are like my own private Sheep Rancher." Duke said using an semi-out-of-place Brokeback Mountain reference.
"Damn it!" Shouted Tammy, the resent NYP graduate, "I have lost the proof, that the calender of 谷歌 was invented by Xaxaiue former Empiress of the Chaow Dynasty 134 - 122 BC."
"Well that's what happens when you spend all yot time watching Potatoebabies videos on your iPod" the two gay cowboys said as they laughed out loud.. thinking back to their own porn video downloads each carried in his own personal apple ipod, and wondering what the hell that had to do with anything.
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Well if that is not enough spam to draw viewers I don't know what is.. be sure to tune in for the continuing adverntures of Skippy the wonder Pooch and all of his PotatoeBabies friends!
Remember International Potatoebabies day is just around the corner, be sure to include the term "PotatoeBabies" in your blog to drive traffic to you..
You may even want to write your own essay about the potatoebabies.. to read up on the band and what they have been up to (including any official news on their new song/video "An Ode to Tammy (NYP)" be sure to see www.potatoebabies.com )
and finally.. a word from the "Goth" students of South Park.. emo bunch of fucks..
thank you youtube.
South Park Mohammed Cartoon Censorship.. article
see the article here.
Matt and Try took their shot at Comedy Central rather than the planned shot at Islamic extreamists.. or did they?
The talk around the water cooler, is that this was all planned out weeks ago.. that comedy central should take the shot on the chin rather than offend Muslims.
But in the end Christians, Americans and Republicans were the ones truly shit upon.
Where are the riots in the streets?
I may have to go loot something on my way home.. just to show my Solidarity with my poor Muslim brothers.. nah...
You see in the end people who are animals not people will always look that way to the rest of the sane world.. (I am not saying for a minute that "Americans are better than anyone.. but I am saying that nearly EVERYONE is better than the animals that killed people and burned things, and destroyed property over a fucking cartoon.. )
I have lived through riots.. and I NEVER have had any sympathy for any of those who chose to riot.. I woudl go as far as to say, when riots are put down by police violence.. it is all good to me.
So rioters of the world, this is DeRex saying, once and for all .. kiss my ass, as soon as you riot, I quit caring about your cause.
Matt and Try took their shot at Comedy Central rather than the planned shot at Islamic extreamists.. or did they?
The talk around the water cooler, is that this was all planned out weeks ago.. that comedy central should take the shot on the chin rather than offend Muslims.
But in the end Christians, Americans and Republicans were the ones truly shit upon.
Where are the riots in the streets?
I may have to go loot something on my way home.. just to show my Solidarity with my poor Muslim brothers.. nah...
You see in the end people who are animals not people will always look that way to the rest of the sane world.. (I am not saying for a minute that "Americans are better than anyone.. but I am saying that nearly EVERYONE is better than the animals that killed people and burned things, and destroyed property over a fucking cartoon.. )
I have lived through riots.. and I NEVER have had any sympathy for any of those who chose to riot.. I woudl go as far as to say, when riots are put down by police violence.. it is all good to me.
So rioters of the world, this is DeRex saying, once and for all .. kiss my ass, as soon as you riot, I quit caring about your cause.
I thought it was a south park gag ... but no that's a big fuckin rabbit!
Biggs Bunny? BFR? R.O.A.S?
Any way you cut it that's a big fuckin rabbit!
Why do I keep seeing visions of that big hairy bastard creeping up behind Elmer Fud,a dn kicking his ass?
See the whole story here.
On second thought he is kind of cute in a escapee from 3 mile island kind of way.
Just in case you prefer you rabbit cooked..
(I can see me using this same photo with a posting entitled "Easter Bunny Killed..film at 11:00")
Happy Easter kids.
more Poetry for National Poetry Month.. more kissing too.. hehehe.
I believe if I should die,
And you should kiss my eyelids when I lie
Cold, dead, and dumb to all the world contains,
The folded orbs would open at thy breath,
And, from its exile in the isles of death,
Life would come gladly back along my veins.
From Creed by Mary Ashley Townsend
(sculpture: The Kiss by Rodin)
Quickie Movie Review: Serpent and the Rainbow
Well I watched it once before, adn had actually forgotten it nearly entirely.. if that tells you anything.
I have seen worse movies adn in the horror genre you somtimes take what comes your way.
THis movie was more of a psycological thriller? Than true horror.. nearly no gore, only one set of tits.. nice.. but only one very natural pair.. the story was predictable, but not too terrible, acting was slightly above par for a "horror" movie.
Why this movie has such a high rating at netflix is beyond me, but I would say it is worth a rental.
Now maybe Nixeclips can shed some light on this film for us??? Maybe at ToA?
Or you an look into renting it..
I have seen worse movies adn in the horror genre you somtimes take what comes your way.
THis movie was more of a psycological thriller? Than true horror.. nearly no gore, only one set of tits.. nice.. but only one very natural pair.. the story was predictable, but not too terrible, acting was slightly above par for a "horror" movie.
Why this movie has such a high rating at netflix is beyond me, but I would say it is worth a rental.
Now maybe Nixeclips can shed some light on this film for us??? Maybe at ToA?
Or you an look into renting it..
Bloggers! Come together! and read...
Hello my blogging brethrend.. I have a piece of advice for you, weather you are writing your blog about real life, fiction or just spamming the searchengines with tammy nyp , south park, american idol or any other number of abused / used terms.. while you are doing this, consider posting a few little ads to your sight / blog.. you can get partnerships with various advertizers through cj.com
Almost regardless of what you blog about there will be an advertizer that sells something related at cj.com
The reason it makes so much sense to use them for your affiliate programs is simple, you can advertize a large number of things, and all of yo revinue goes into one acocunt.. no waiting for the various affiliate progrmas to say you have meet their minimum requirments to cut a check.
I have a large number of affiliate programs that i have made $10 to $70 a piece with, but have never met their minimum to cut a check, so in some cases they are now out of business and i will never see anything, or in others it has been yeats since I had an ad for them up, and may never meet minumum requirments.
With cj you get a check every month that you excced a low minimum, and if you change advertizers, say one month you push ebay the next you push verison all of the commission goes into one place, and is added up until you get a check.
It kills me to see all these blogs out there, with no revinue stream built in.. sure I do not hang out long at blogs that are all advertising, but I will click a link from a blog that i really like, and if they are offering a product I am interested in.. what's the harm in that.
So my fellow bloggers, I say click the banner, and check out cj.. you won;t be sorry you did.
Almost regardless of what you blog about there will be an advertizer that sells something related at cj.com
The reason it makes so much sense to use them for your affiliate programs is simple, you can advertize a large number of things, and all of yo revinue goes into one acocunt.. no waiting for the various affiliate progrmas to say you have meet their minimum requirments to cut a check.
I have a large number of affiliate programs that i have made $10 to $70 a piece with, but have never met their minimum to cut a check, so in some cases they are now out of business and i will never see anything, or in others it has been yeats since I had an ad for them up, and may never meet minumum requirments.
With cj you get a check every month that you excced a low minimum, and if you change advertizers, say one month you push ebay the next you push verison all of the commission goes into one place, and is added up until you get a check.
It kills me to see all these blogs out there, with no revinue stream built in.. sure I do not hang out long at blogs that are all advertising, but I will click a link from a blog that i really like, and if they are offering a product I am interested in.. what's the harm in that.
So my fellow bloggers, I say click the banner, and check out cj.. you won;t be sorry you did.
Fast food.. McGormet? Well not quite..
Leave it to my friend Mal to write about it and me to live it..
Mal resently wrote about "Ordering from Off the menue" at fast food places.. good article written well.. the fast down a dirty breakdown is taking combinations of availabel ingredients to coem up with somthing that is not on the menue.
Today, I did this.
Arby's.. Chicken Cordon Bleu sadwich, topped with Maranara (Used as a sauce for chesee sticks).. I tell you what it was damn good!
Toss in some curly fries adn a Jamoca Shake.. and I damn near felt like I was really eating food.. not just fast slop.
Hell I almost raised my pinky finger when sipping that fine sugary gunk that is Jamoca.
Here's to you Wally! Cheers!
One more American Idol Post for the day.
Bye Bye Bucky.. American Idol notes after the notes.
Hey if you liked Bucky Covington look here.. the Bucky C. Fan Blog well done blog.. give it props..
If you think Bucky Sucked look here none of the Bucky and all of the Tammy NYP you have come to expect.
Hey if you liked Bucky Covington look here.. the Bucky C. Fan Blog well done blog.. give it props..
If you think Bucky Sucked look here none of the Bucky and all of the Tammy NYP you have come to expect.
American Idol, notes form a (Reluctant) viewer.. bucky bye and more..
Okay, I am watching AI this year like I actually enjoy the damn thing.
This week we said good-bye to the Buckster.. yep good-old-boy bucky was voted off.. I missed Bucky's performance on Tuesday, so I was clueless about him.. I did catch the rest of the show and out of the rest, I have ot say that Elloit really blew it!
Empty shirt Ace will stick it though the next week, imho.
Bucky, well, I have to say, that I am not going to miss him, and that his leaving comes as no suprise.. I am sure he will have a great carreer playing biker parties and singing in honkey tonks. Good luck Bucky.
Now for the rest of the Bunch.. I still am sticking by me earlier prediction that in the end it will be Chris and Kelly.
Chris to win, Kelly to place.. and to show is anybodies guess.
(I say LaFee or is it LaPhe? will be third.. the Gray haired guy what's his name, may be third, but i get the feeling it will be La whatever)
The Gray Haired Guy.. I like him.. I would actually buy his CD if he put it out today, .. but he is not more apealing on the grand scale than Chris..
La Whatever, will have a brilliant carreer sining soundtracks for Disney movies, chris will go on to great stardom and divorce his fat-chick wife to date Pam Anderson and Pais Hilton... Note to Chris.. when with either, wear a condom.
and that wraps up this portion of this week in American Idol, Notes of a reluctant viewer.
To see a band that is too adult, to filthy and too foul to ever be on network television check out The PoTaToeBabies .. and remember International PotatoeBabies day is just around the corner..
"Happy Easter.... there is no god"
Rev. C.P. Smith of the Potatoebabies
This week we said good-bye to the Buckster.. yep good-old-boy bucky was voted off.. I missed Bucky's performance on Tuesday, so I was clueless about him.. I did catch the rest of the show and out of the rest, I have ot say that Elloit really blew it!
Empty shirt Ace will stick it though the next week, imho.
Bucky, well, I have to say, that I am not going to miss him, and that his leaving comes as no suprise.. I am sure he will have a great carreer playing biker parties and singing in honkey tonks. Good luck Bucky.
Now for the rest of the Bunch.. I still am sticking by me earlier prediction that in the end it will be Chris and Kelly.
Chris to win, Kelly to place.. and to show is anybodies guess.
(I say LaFee or is it LaPhe? will be third.. the Gray haired guy what's his name, may be third, but i get the feeling it will be La whatever)
The Gray Haired Guy.. I like him.. I would actually buy his CD if he put it out today, .. but he is not more apealing on the grand scale than Chris..
La Whatever, will have a brilliant carreer sining soundtracks for Disney movies, chris will go on to great stardom and divorce his fat-chick wife to date Pam Anderson and Pais Hilton... Note to Chris.. when with either, wear a condom.
and that wraps up this portion of this week in American Idol, Notes of a reluctant viewer.
To see a band that is too adult, to filthy and too foul to ever be on network television check out The PoTaToeBabies .. and remember International PotatoeBabies day is just around the corner..
"Happy Easter.... there is no god"
Rev. C.P. Smith of the Potatoebabies
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Your Youtub musical moment for the day..
Thank you youtube..
Guess which one of the girls in this video looks like someone I want to bang..
badly.
oh wtf.. here's another one..
bangles.. heheh he said "bang"
and here is one for a special friend.. (freinds) No bangles.. but do this in memory of me...
and finaly.. here is a funny little mix from two dudes with way too much time on their hands..
sorry to all you with dialup.. time to go broadband me brothers and malchicks.
Guess which one of the girls in this video looks like someone I want to bang..
badly.
oh wtf.. here's another one..
bangles.. heheh he said "bang"
and here is one for a special friend.. (freinds) No bangles.. but do this in memory of me...
and finaly.. here is a funny little mix from two dudes with way too much time on their hands..
sorry to all you with dialup.. time to go broadband me brothers and malchicks.
Tammy NYp Tami Tamy Tamynyp NYP Tammy News!! + Potatoebabies!
Well it has finaly happened a band (up and coming bound for stardome) the Potatoebabies, has released a song on the "Good Boy" record lable that sings to the hearts of all of us[perverts].. yes it is an "Ode To Tammy (NYP)"
In further news, it has been rumored that The PoTatoeBabies is releasing a video on youtube which will feature clips from the infamous cell phone sex movie download!
When asked about future plans, the bands lead singer and Guitarist Rev. Charles Preston Smith simply replied. "Our lawyers have asked us not to speak to the media prior to the release date."
We have gotten an unconfirmed report that the release date may be as early as May 1st!
For further information stay tuned kiddies!
Note to webmasters and bloggers, International PotatoeBabies day is coming soon.. be sure to look here for how you can benifit from International PotatoeBabies day!
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The Wampy Portal: Webaroo - the entire internet on your laptop?#links#links
The Wampy Portal: Webaroo - the entire internet on your laptop?#links#links
Hey it has been a while since we visited the old wampster.. check this story out?!?!? WTF The internet preinstalled! I wonder how it does updates? I wonder how I can get my pages at the top of the bloody thing? I wonder how long it will take for Google to buy them?
(I love google, don;t get me wrong.. especially you folks at google.. me love you long time.. and for cheap too!)
Anyway, chck wampy out, tell him I sent you and he may be kind enough to send you a bag of lizard testicles or somthing. Oops sorry those are Guana testicles where he's from.
Hey it has been a while since we visited the old wampster.. check this story out?!?!? WTF The internet preinstalled! I wonder how it does updates? I wonder how I can get my pages at the top of the bloody thing? I wonder how long it will take for Google to buy them?
(I love google, don;t get me wrong.. especially you folks at google.. me love you long time.. and for cheap too!)
Anyway, chck wampy out, tell him I sent you and he may be kind enough to send you a bag of lizard testicles or somthing. Oops sorry those are Guana testicles where he's from.
Your errotic poetry for the day.
Ovid (43bc - ad 18)
(translated by Christopher Marlowe)
In Summer's Heat
In summer's heat and mid-time of the day,
To rest my limbs upon a bed I lay,
One window shut, the other open stood,
Which gave such light as twinkles in a wood
Like twilight glimpse at setting of the sun,
Or night being past and yet not day begun.
Such light to shamefaced maidens must be shown,
Where they may sport, and seem to be unknown.
Then came Corinna in a long, loose gown,
Her white neck hid with tresses hanging down,
Resembling fair Semiramis going to bed,
Or Lais of a thousand wooers sped.
I snatched her gown, being thin the harm was small,
Yet strived she to be covered therewithal,
And, striving thus as one that would be chaste,
Betrayed herself, and yielded at the last.
Stark naked as she stood before mine eye,
Not one wen in her body could I spy.
What arms and shoulders did I touch and see?
How apt her breasts were to be pressed by me?
How smooth a belly under her waist saw I?
How large a leg, and what a lusty thigh?
To leave the rest, all liked me passing well;
I clinged her naked body, down she fell.
Judge you the rest. Being tired, she bade me kiss.
Jove send me more such afternoons as this.
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Yes, I am posting anchient erotic poetry.. you should see some of the BC porn I have..
Actually I like the Classics, I read Homer in teh Greek for god's sake.
(Snooty phase I was in.. )
But I do like Classical adn Anchient love poetry.. so I guess I am still a bit of a snoot.
I really like to read from anchinet sex poetry while my lover gives me head.. then end it with a rousing round of doggy style.. so you see you can be a snoot and still be an animal in the bedroom..
anyone care to share a little Kama Sutra with me?
erotic poetry
poetry
sex
Kama Sutra
(translated by Christopher Marlowe)
In Summer's Heat
In summer's heat and mid-time of the day,
To rest my limbs upon a bed I lay,
One window shut, the other open stood,
Which gave such light as twinkles in a wood
Like twilight glimpse at setting of the sun,
Or night being past and yet not day begun.
Such light to shamefaced maidens must be shown,
Where they may sport, and seem to be unknown.
Then came Corinna in a long, loose gown,
Her white neck hid with tresses hanging down,
Resembling fair Semiramis going to bed,
Or Lais of a thousand wooers sped.
I snatched her gown, being thin the harm was small,
Yet strived she to be covered therewithal,
And, striving thus as one that would be chaste,
Betrayed herself, and yielded at the last.
Stark naked as she stood before mine eye,
Not one wen in her body could I spy.
What arms and shoulders did I touch and see?
How apt her breasts were to be pressed by me?
How smooth a belly under her waist saw I?
How large a leg, and what a lusty thigh?
To leave the rest, all liked me passing well;
I clinged her naked body, down she fell.
Judge you the rest. Being tired, she bade me kiss.
Jove send me more such afternoons as this.
..................
Yes, I am posting anchient erotic poetry.. you should see some of the BC porn I have..
Actually I like the Classics, I read Homer in teh Greek for god's sake.
(Snooty phase I was in.. )
But I do like Classical adn Anchient love poetry.. so I guess I am still a bit of a snoot.
I really like to read from anchinet sex poetry while my lover gives me head.. then end it with a rousing round of doggy style.. so you see you can be a snoot and still be an animal in the bedroom..
anyone care to share a little Kama Sutra with me?
erotic poetry
poetry
sex
Kama Sutra
Bush: Please don't nuke anybody..
In a resent post I made a connection between the "Left Behind Series" and Bush perhpas thinking of those books as prophetic..
I think that the more prophetic work may end up being
"Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
With Rumsfield playing the Peter Sellers charictor.
Be sure to tune in to FoxNews for al the latest propaganda.. oops I mean "developments"... (Bring in the token asian chick)
I think that the more prophetic work may end up being
"Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
With Rumsfield playing the Peter Sellers charictor.
Be sure to tune in to FoxNews for al the latest propaganda.. oops I mean "developments"... (Bring in the token asian chick)
Immigration Information Esplaination, Iran, Bush and the Tactical Nuke
Oh Lucy.. ju' got some splainnin' to do...
Why the big stink about immigration now?
Illegal Immigration has been a problem here for decades! Why when we are at war, and perhpas about to invade another country Iran does Immigration come up?
Is it a question of National security? Not from where I am standing... if that was the case the borders would already be shut down.
How I see it, is that the Dems want ilegals to be here, because then become dems in many cases.. the dems want to ofer citizenship for this reason too.. The Reps want them to be here, so that there corporate sponsors can keep hiring low wage employees..
Neither side gives a shit that our tax burden may be higher as a result of the social program bleeding that illegal immigrants may or may not be guilty of.. and neither side gives a shit that people die trying to get into this coutry.
So what's it all about???
I think that for the administration it is yet another smoke screen to keep our eye off of their true intentions for us and for Iran.. and for the dems and reps in house and seanet it is a matter of playing up to the constituency. Remember this is an off cycle election year.
No matter what, with our current lot of bozos (and this includes my state's Bozos) I think we're fucked.
On Iran: JESUS this fucking loonie we have in the white house scares me! If you think for one minute that the story about using tactical nukes was not leaked with purpose your as nutty as Bush is! That Mesionoic madman would gladly use nukes or whatever else he saw as nessasary to bring about the second comming.. remember people he is a born again! If you hear him call the leader of Iran "the Antichrist" you best duck and fucking cover!
The young people of Iran love American Culture.. and if we had a brain in the administration we would be working on that youth to take control of the coutry.. like the cold war this could be won without firing a shot.
Economic advise: Buy canned soup and guns.
And now your moment in Right wing end of the world propaganda.. the Left Behind Series..
Remember America your president may or may not thnk of these books as "prophetic"... duck and cover...
Immigration
Iran
Bush
youtube
tactical nuke
Why the big stink about immigration now?
Illegal Immigration has been a problem here for decades! Why when we are at war, and perhpas about to invade another country Iran does Immigration come up?
Is it a question of National security? Not from where I am standing... if that was the case the borders would already be shut down.
How I see it, is that the Dems want ilegals to be here, because then become dems in many cases.. the dems want to ofer citizenship for this reason too.. The Reps want them to be here, so that there corporate sponsors can keep hiring low wage employees..
Neither side gives a shit that our tax burden may be higher as a result of the social program bleeding that illegal immigrants may or may not be guilty of.. and neither side gives a shit that people die trying to get into this coutry.
So what's it all about???
I think that for the administration it is yet another smoke screen to keep our eye off of their true intentions for us and for Iran.. and for the dems and reps in house and seanet it is a matter of playing up to the constituency. Remember this is an off cycle election year.
No matter what, with our current lot of bozos (and this includes my state's Bozos) I think we're fucked.
On Iran: JESUS this fucking loonie we have in the white house scares me! If you think for one minute that the story about using tactical nukes was not leaked with purpose your as nutty as Bush is! That Mesionoic madman would gladly use nukes or whatever else he saw as nessasary to bring about the second comming.. remember people he is a born again! If you hear him call the leader of Iran "the Antichrist" you best duck and fucking cover!
The young people of Iran love American Culture.. and if we had a brain in the administration we would be working on that youth to take control of the coutry.. like the cold war this could be won without firing a shot.
Economic advise: Buy canned soup and guns.
And now your moment in Right wing end of the world propaganda.. the Left Behind Series..
Remember America your president may or may not thnk of these books as "prophetic"... duck and cover...
Immigration
Iran
Bush
youtube
tactical nuke
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Comment moderation and other things..
I have taken comment moderation features and turned them off for this blog.. why you may ask.. well let me tell you..
I have grown to love blog spam and blog spammers in all there shades of gray..
I open this blog up to comments from all of them.. and wish them many new found successes..
Now I do expect them to fogive me if, I happen to inadvertantly make fun of them.. or put links to them that say click here for pedophilia.. and such.. but all in all I think of this as a new way to open my arms up to spam and spammers everywhere..
So to show my new found freedom of expression I offer you the following links.
Tammy NyP Naked in a Santa Suit Download.
Southpark Chef takes one in the pooper!
Youtube Video of Naked Tammy Nyp Sucking Face (and more) with Black Lesbian Adult film actress.
Slut!
Pig Fucker
Skank Whore
Mega Dittos
Republican Politics
Democrat Politics
Anal Sex
Salty Chocolate Balls
Tom Cruise
Scientology
and last but not least..
South Park
I have grown to love blog spam and blog spammers in all there shades of gray..
I open this blog up to comments from all of them.. and wish them many new found successes..
Now I do expect them to fogive me if, I happen to inadvertantly make fun of them.. or put links to them that say click here for pedophilia.. and such.. but all in all I think of this as a new way to open my arms up to spam and spammers everywhere..
So to show my new found freedom of expression I offer you the following links.
Tammy NyP Naked in a Santa Suit Download.
Southpark Chef takes one in the pooper!
Youtube Video of Naked Tammy Nyp Sucking Face (and more) with Black Lesbian Adult film actress.
Slut!
Pig Fucker
Skank Whore
Mega Dittos
Republican Politics
Democrat Politics
Anal Sex
Salty Chocolate Balls
Tom Cruise
Scientology
and last but not least..
South Park
it's southpark.. it's on youtube... it's a music video.. how can you go wrong?
Southpark, music video on youtube.. all I need now is a pledge to give legal immigration standing to Tammy NYP and I have whored the engines again!
MUhahahahaaa!
Nat'l Poetry Month Continued.. more from E.E. Cummings
may i feel said he
may i feel said he
(i'll squeal said she
just once said he)
it's fun said she
(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she
(let's go said he
not too far said she
what's too far said he
where you are said she)
may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she
may i move said he
is it love said she)
if you're willing said he
(but you're killing said she
but it's life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she
(tiptop said he
don't stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she
(cccome?said he
ummm said she)
you're divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)
Potatoebabies.. a band ment for youtube!
Hey fuckers!
Go check out the Potatoebabies.. at www.potatoebabies.com they are an adult theamed alternative/pop/rock band.. you will never see any of these fuckers on American Idol, but that is only because they woudl full on smack that asshole Simon up side the head..
I am trying to talk teh Rev. C.P. Smith into making a video for youtube.. I have seen thse guys in action live and mostly naked.. and think that youtube is the perfectr "exposure" vvehicle for them.. so if you think so to drop the fuckers a note.. tell them we want you on youtube and we want it now!
Tell Charles he can even wear a dress.. that always helps motivate him..
(Maybe if you ask nicely, he will even put the circus song on youtube for us?)
Fucking clowns..
Rememebr it was the Rev. C.P.Smith who said.. "I got a sheep in the back, you're all welcome to ride".
In other news.. Bush is still a scary ass hole.
I am in meeting most of the day.. and will hav eno time to sit in my office with my pants down.
Nixeclips is still posting shit to ToA.
and Mal Shagged a sheep.
Go check out the Potatoebabies.. at www.potatoebabies.com they are an adult theamed alternative/pop/rock band.. you will never see any of these fuckers on American Idol, but that is only because they woudl full on smack that asshole Simon up side the head..
I am trying to talk teh Rev. C.P. Smith into making a video for youtube.. I have seen thse guys in action live and mostly naked.. and think that youtube is the perfectr "exposure" vvehicle for them.. so if you think so to drop the fuckers a note.. tell them we want you on youtube and we want it now!
Tell Charles he can even wear a dress.. that always helps motivate him..
(Maybe if you ask nicely, he will even put the circus song on youtube for us?)
Fucking clowns..
Rememebr it was the Rev. C.P.Smith who said.. "I got a sheep in the back, you're all welcome to ride".
In other news.. Bush is still a scary ass hole.
I am in meeting most of the day.. and will hav eno time to sit in my office with my pants down.
Nixeclips is still posting shit to ToA.
and Mal Shagged a sheep.
Monday, April 10, 2006
YOUTUBE is BACK! HOOORAY
and to celebrate, i give you this...
gotta love youtube.. to bad they were down for so lng, I actually had to get some work done today.. :(
gotta love youtube.. to bad they were down for so lng, I actually had to get some work done today.. :(
Tranzlatin' dis shit into Gangsta! Beotch!
www.myYearbook.com -- Created by 2 high school students to kick myspace's ass |
I want to see www.welcometowallyworld.com translated into jive..
Errotic Poetry.. translated by Gizoogle.com
From www.oralcaress.com/poem.htm (see original version there)
Tran-z-muthafuckin-lated fo all my muthafuckin Gs with http://www.gizoogle.com/
The Oral Caress
by
Robert W. Birch
Copyright 2001
Cradled between yo wanna be gangsta thighs
I lift you ta mah mouth.
The abundance of yo wetness greets me
n mah grill overflows wit yo wizzarm essence.
Yo sweet taste is on mah tongue
n yo fragrance delights mah senses.
No gentle lick this visit.
No bashful cautious approach
For I wish ta consume you.
Pizzy against mah hungry grill
As tha tip of mah tongue slides up tha slippery furrow
tizzle welcomes me between rows of delicate pizzle petals.
Thrust against mah generous tongue.
Show me tha pusha of yo desire
fo` mah oral caress.
My explor'n tongue lifts tha hood
n finds yo smooth fizzle pearl.
You squeal in tizzle unique wizzy
signal'n thizzat I hizzle found yo special S-P-to-tha-izzot.
I harden in response.
My jaws protests what mah open grill provides
but I am unrelent'n in mah gift,
intent only on yo fulfillment.
I fizzy yo body tense,
n you is quiet now...
Frontin'. bear'n down.
Soon now mah love,
ecstasy approaches.
You pizzy hard n fizzast against mah tongue,
shameless in using me
n I so willingly comply
until you cry out...
n in yo satisfizzle
I wizzill find mine,
But mizzy W-to-tha-izzill be tha greata.
Robert W. Birch, Ph.D.
Copyright 2001 applies ta title n poem, all rights reserved.
Tran-z-muthafuckin-lated fo all my muthafuckin Gs with http://www.gizoogle.com/
The Oral Caress
by
Robert W. Birch
Copyright 2001
Cradled between yo wanna be gangsta thighs
I lift you ta mah mouth.
The abundance of yo wetness greets me
n mah grill overflows wit yo wizzarm essence.
Yo sweet taste is on mah tongue
n yo fragrance delights mah senses.
No gentle lick this visit.
No bashful cautious approach
For I wish ta consume you.
Pizzy against mah hungry grill
As tha tip of mah tongue slides up tha slippery furrow
tizzle welcomes me between rows of delicate pizzle petals.
Thrust against mah generous tongue.
Show me tha pusha of yo desire
fo` mah oral caress.
My explor'n tongue lifts tha hood
n finds yo smooth fizzle pearl.
You squeal in tizzle unique wizzy
signal'n thizzat I hizzle found yo special S-P-to-tha-izzot.
I harden in response.
My jaws protests what mah open grill provides
but I am unrelent'n in mah gift,
intent only on yo fulfillment.
I fizzy yo body tense,
n you is quiet now...
Frontin'. bear'n down.
Soon now mah love,
ecstasy approaches.
You pizzy hard n fizzast against mah tongue,
shameless in using me
n I so willingly comply
until you cry out...
n in yo satisfizzle
I wizzill find mine,
But mizzy W-to-tha-izzill be tha greata.
Robert W. Birch, Ph.D.
Copyright 2001 applies ta title n poem, all rights reserved.
to keep you busy while youtube is down..
Now that youtube has gone down harder than Tammy NYP at an all you can eat bratwurst buffet..
try google video
TO keep you busy..
this little ditty I gleaned from Google Video.. for your viewing pleasure.
(videoblog and )party on..
youtube
try google video
TO keep you busy..
this little ditty I gleaned from Google Video.. for your viewing pleasure.
(videoblog and )party on..
youtube
iPod, Video, YouTube and Porn?
Okay, lets say you have an iPod.. who doesn't these days?
Let me ask.. If you have a 30 GB iPod, just how much porn can you download?
I mean, if you are into watching video on your iPod, how much video time is there? Can you download a full sized movie? 90 min?
The last tiem I went on a flightof any duration, I had a mini DVD player, and my battery died at about hour one! WTF?
And can anyone tell me if there is any FAA regulation regarding the use of iPods? If I spring the $200 plus, I want to watch porn from NYC to Amsterdanm uninterupted! (Okay just kidding abou the whole porn thing.. )
But does anyoen have one of these? Can anyone help?
or is what my momma said true? (That I am beyond helping.)
You see I am at that stage in life where technology has passed me by. my VCR will now forever flash 12:00.
I never thought it would happen to me.. but I guess it does to everyone.. first you loose your taste for "modern" music, then the rest of technology and fasion just pass you by one day.. son I will be taling about the "good old days" and wearing polyester.. FUCK!
Youtube is Down!
Yep Youtube is down today.. :(
What's the difference between youtube and tammy nyp?
youtube does not go down that often.
What's the difference between youtube and tammy nyp?
youtube does not go down that often.
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