He was perhaps 35 although he looked older due to the careworn lines of time at the corners of his eyes and the grey that was starting to show its way through on him temples.
The coffee house was in Amsterdam, it was an actual café’ as opposed to the “coffee houses” that make Amsterdam so popular with the younger American tourists.
It was June, and early morning, the smell of the canals, the “coffee houses” and the ladies of the night, sweet and fragrant, were still in the air from last night, and all the nights before.
The thought what a wonderful place, the people so friendly and open, and his mind drifted to a Van Gough painting, perhaps it was sunflowers.
There was a big show of Van Gough at the museum, “I really have to see that” he thought as he picked up and nibbled at the sweet cake set before him.
That was when the dark man walked in. A presence so imposing it seems to blot out the light of the early morning. Framed in the smallish doorway, his bulk was impressive, but not so much as to give you this eerie feeling, that always seemed to accompany his entering a room.
The sun behind him kept his face hidden in shadow, and he moved swiftly to the table.
Without sitting or so much as bending down the dark man tossed an envelope onto the table, his gravely voice shooing away the waitress, he shifted his bulk so as to seem to loom over our man.
“Here take the fucking thing.” Was all he said.
Then as if carried on the morning air currents he faded from the room.. out the door and down the street, to wherever evil like that lives.
“Jesus, Jacob not again”. Our man said as he picked up the envelop and shoved it into a breast pocket.
Jacob Smith was a former “government man” now a “freelancer” with a taste for art and wine, that far exceeded what his measly government “retirement checks” would allow.
…………
Okay enough fiction for today.
Come back again.. and maybe I will let you know what is in the envelope.
Friday, December 09, 2005
Swifty and Nix (You know Nix and Swifty sounds liek a hell of a hollywood duo.. like Butch and Sundance)
Nix is a film nut.. we all know that, for those of you who are new here (yes both of you) Swifty is a film maker.. can you think of two better people to introduce? I can’t.
Today, was a real tooth puller.. I was bored to death all day.. and was still working steadily.. I think this may be a sign that a move to Fiji is in the cards. (I need some excitment!)
I am having a hard time wrapping my little brain around how small a world we live on.
I have this friend (my first love really) whom I have not seen since (about) 1998. We completely lost touch.. even through third parties.. I mean nothing.. no touch at all!
In the last year, she has flown over my office, while landing in my home town, and then again while leaving.
My office is literally at the end of a run way.
I now live nearly 2000 miles from where we were when we were “friends”. She had no way of knowing I was here, as we had lost track of each other, over the years. So no, she was not stalking me.. or coming to see me when she flew over, that would make this story kinda lame huh?
Over the years I have thought back fondly on the time we were friends, really it was about one year in which we were “together” (for lack of a better term.. long story don’t ask)
We were just kids really.. I was 15 and 16 she was a little younger.
It just blows my mind to know that we were only a few hundred yards from one another and never knew it.
I wonder if those were the days when memories of times spent together were coming up into the conscious from the subconscious mind.. (I know t a little too mystical, for me or most of my readers).. but really what are the odds?
Think back nearly 20 years to someone you knew that has since moved away, far far away, someone you have not talked to or heard of directly in 20 years.. okay got that picture? Now imagine then driving by your office or house, a couple of times in the last 12 months.. it’s just freaky.
In the last few weeks I have made contact with a few people from my past, strange enough I found out one had relatives here in my little city 2000 miles away, and another had relatives that lived in a town 80 miles north of there, and that both have been known to visit, my little city. (And believe me this is a small city.. about the size of St Paul MN. (A little smaller even I think).
Then I get mad.. why you ask, well it’s my wife. She would be completely freaked out if she knew I was talking to “girls” from my past, even from 20 odd years ago! Now women with husbands and children of there own. (For CHRISAKE).
I think the one thing I would ask for , if I could change any one thing about my current wife, is that she could get excited about any of the things I am excited about.. her life has been a long string of chaos and defeat, I think she may not be able to get excited over anything anymore.. I would love to be able to tell her these remarkable stories. But I know she would only accuse me of wanting to F one of them or all of them at once.. fucking shame really.
(Keep in mind this is the same woman that asked me 1 – 10 times a day if I fucked anyone while I was in Europe on my last business trip, this went on for a month before I went, with lots of pouting, and for about 2 months after my return.. I would have just been happy for her, if she got to travel to Europe with her job.. I guess that makes me unusual???)
Okay ‘nuff of that.. lets get back to the meat of the story..
I am unsure how much to write here about these women from my past.. like I said they all have husbands and kids now, and I don’t know if one of there spouses is as fucking nutty as mine is when it comes to possession. SO I will leave this in broad stroke generalities. The names may or may not have been changed to protect the innocent.
(The following portion of this blog has disapeared due to mysterious circumstances.. it was last seen heading south on a fully loaded 1995 Alpacha (It's like a LLama but different)
We believe ths portion of the blogosphere to be armend and dangerous, please do not attempt to aprehend this part of the blog if you shoud see it roaming the roads adn interstates of this great land of ours.
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Today, was a real tooth puller.. I was bored to death all day.. and was still working steadily.. I think this may be a sign that a move to Fiji is in the cards. (I need some excitment!)
I am having a hard time wrapping my little brain around how small a world we live on.
I have this friend (my first love really) whom I have not seen since (about) 1998. We completely lost touch.. even through third parties.. I mean nothing.. no touch at all!
In the last year, she has flown over my office, while landing in my home town, and then again while leaving.
My office is literally at the end of a run way.
I now live nearly 2000 miles from where we were when we were “friends”. She had no way of knowing I was here, as we had lost track of each other, over the years. So no, she was not stalking me.. or coming to see me when she flew over, that would make this story kinda lame huh?
Over the years I have thought back fondly on the time we were friends, really it was about one year in which we were “together” (for lack of a better term.. long story don’t ask)
We were just kids really.. I was 15 and 16 she was a little younger.
It just blows my mind to know that we were only a few hundred yards from one another and never knew it.
I wonder if those were the days when memories of times spent together were coming up into the conscious from the subconscious mind.. (I know t a little too mystical, for me or most of my readers).. but really what are the odds?
Think back nearly 20 years to someone you knew that has since moved away, far far away, someone you have not talked to or heard of directly in 20 years.. okay got that picture? Now imagine then driving by your office or house, a couple of times in the last 12 months.. it’s just freaky.
In the last few weeks I have made contact with a few people from my past, strange enough I found out one had relatives here in my little city 2000 miles away, and another had relatives that lived in a town 80 miles north of there, and that both have been known to visit, my little city. (And believe me this is a small city.. about the size of St Paul MN. (A little smaller even I think).
Then I get mad.. why you ask, well it’s my wife. She would be completely freaked out if she knew I was talking to “girls” from my past, even from 20 odd years ago! Now women with husbands and children of there own. (For CHRISAKE).
I think the one thing I would ask for , if I could change any one thing about my current wife, is that she could get excited about any of the things I am excited about.. her life has been a long string of chaos and defeat, I think she may not be able to get excited over anything anymore.. I would love to be able to tell her these remarkable stories. But I know she would only accuse me of wanting to F one of them or all of them at once.. fucking shame really.
(Keep in mind this is the same woman that asked me 1 – 10 times a day if I fucked anyone while I was in Europe on my last business trip, this went on for a month before I went, with lots of pouting, and for about 2 months after my return.. I would have just been happy for her, if she got to travel to Europe with her job.. I guess that makes me unusual???)
Okay ‘nuff of that.. lets get back to the meat of the story..
I am unsure how much to write here about these women from my past.. like I said they all have husbands and kids now, and I don’t know if one of there spouses is as fucking nutty as mine is when it comes to possession. SO I will leave this in broad stroke generalities. The names may or may not have been changed to protect the innocent.
(The following portion of this blog has disapeared due to mysterious circumstances.. it was last seen heading south on a fully loaded 1995 Alpacha (It's like a LLama but different)
We believe ths portion of the blogosphere to be armend and dangerous, please do not attempt to aprehend this part of the blog if you shoud see it roaming the roads adn interstates of this great land of ours.
This has been a public saftey announcment brough to you by the letters Q and the number 69.
Now bugger off!
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Shameless promotion of a fellow blogger.. swifty!
http://swiftywriting.blogspot.com/
Check him out.. he likes fim (I just ignore his unhealthy obsession with Dawn Yang)
Check him out.. he likes fim (I just ignore his unhealthy obsession with Dawn Yang)
NixEclips eclipses Dawn Yang and Bruna Bianco in a no holds barred grudge F.. match
Lookie.. lookie all y’all biotches!
What is in 3rd? NIXECLIPS in all his sick and psychopathic glory!
What is above Nixie? Well Gmal and Squidoo.. who is less popular than Nixie? DAWN YANG! Jenifer Aniston, Bruna Bianco and all of you!!
That’s right for a moment on December 8th Nixeclips was more popular than any other cyber ho out there in the whole fucking blogosphere!
So this is for every one on the planet that said Nix would never amount to anything.. SUCK ON THIS all YOU BITCHES!
Nix, I am happy to have helped you obtain your 15 minutes of fame.
Rock on you sick freak!
Nix says” Bruna Bianco.. I had her.”
I don;t normaly post this kind of stuff.. but this is an exception.
>A DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS POEM
>
>The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
>I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
>My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
>My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
>Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
>Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
>The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
>Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
>
>My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
>Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
>In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
>So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
>
>The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
>But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
>Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
>Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
>My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
>And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
>
>Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
>A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
>A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
>Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
>Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
>Standing watch over me, my wife and my child.
>"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
>"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
>Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
>You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
>
>For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
>Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..
>To the window that danced with a warm fire's light.
>Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
>I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night."
>"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
>That separates you from the darkest of times.
>No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
>I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
>My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December,"
>Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
>My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam,'
>And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
>I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
>But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.
>
>Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
>The red, white, and blue...an American flag.
>"I can live through the cold and the being alone,
>Away from my family, my house and my home.
>I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
>I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
>I can carry the weight of killing another,
>Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..
>Who stand at the front against any and all,
>To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall."
>"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright,
>Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
>"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
>"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
>It seems all too little for all that you've done,
>For being away from your wife and your son."
>
>Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, "Just
>tell us you love us, and never forget
>To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
>To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
>For when we come home, either standing or dead,
>To know you remember we fought and we bled.
>Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
>That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.
>
>
>WE ALL NEED TO PRAY FOR OUR MILITARY PERSONNEL EVERY NIGHT!
>
>The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
>I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
>My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
>My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
>Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
>Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
>The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
>Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
>
>My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
>Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
>In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
>So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
>
>The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
>But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
>Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
>Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
>My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
>And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
>
>Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
>A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
>A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
>Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
>Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
>Standing watch over me, my wife and my child.
>"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
>"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
>Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
>You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
>
>For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
>Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..
>To the window that danced with a warm fire's light.
>Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
>I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night."
>"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
>That separates you from the darkest of times.
>No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
>I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
>My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December,"
>Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
>My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam,'
>And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
>I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
>But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.
>
>Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
>The red, white, and blue...an American flag.
>"I can live through the cold and the being alone,
>Away from my family, my house and my home.
>I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
>I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
>I can carry the weight of killing another,
>Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..
>Who stand at the front against any and all,
>To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall."
>"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright,
>Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
>"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
>"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
>It seems all too little for all that you've done,
>For being away from your wife and your son."
>
>Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, "Just
>tell us you love us, and never forget
>To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
>To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
>For when we come home, either standing or dead,
>To know you remember we fought and we bled.
>Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
>That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.
>
>
>WE ALL NEED TO PRAY FOR OUR MILITARY PERSONNEL EVERY NIGHT!
DeRex on Cloning, and Dawn Yang.
DeRex on Cloning, and Dawn Yang.
Cloning, human cloning, yes, HUMAN CLONING! Should be started up, all over the world right now!
Why, do I say this.. well there are a number of what I consider very valid reasons, not the least of which is that I think it is cool.
Okay so lets imagine for a second or two.. first once cloning starts all sorts of new discoveries will come along in quick order, it is just the way of any major breakthrough.
Can you imagine a time, when any old decrepit body part could be replaced, with cloned part, no rejection, just out with the old in with the new!
Better still, can you imagine going to a store and picking our say an Angelina Jolie model, taking it home as an infant raising it and then marrying it, once it is of age.. damn sign me up.. in 20 years, I will be so old and ugly I won’t be able to get laid in a women’s prison if I had a hand full of pardons… and for the ladies, imagine your own harem of hot and cold runny Brad Pits?
.. but what about the social and moral dilemmas?? Some say.
GROW THE FUCK UP, I say.
I think if there is a god, that god is looking down at us shaking our collective heads over the moral ramifications of cloning, and shouting at the top of his lungs, “I gave you the intelligence to do it.. I think I know what I was doing! You morons!”
When it comes to technology, I am really of the opinion , that if we can do it without wiping out civilization, we should do it. Morals and spirituality are idiotic whenever they impede the progress of science. If you don’t believe me just ask Galileo.
Come on folks, don’t you think some godless commie country ain’t gonna beat us to the punch if we do not jump on the clone wagon and damn soon.. Shit, I hear tell that the Chinese have cloned a Duckbilled platypus in the womb of a giant Nazi eating Marmoset. It is only a matter of time before the Chinese clone warriors invade our shores.. chanting songs form Star Wars II.
I for one would feel better if I was sitting at home doing terrible things to one of my Dawn Yang, or Xaxaiue or Angelina Jolie clones, while our Clone Soldiers went to the front when them sneaky yellow bastards attack.
How about dogs? Can’t we clone our favorite dog? I would have a whole shit load of my dog..
Then if you can clone, how aout doing a little genetic manipulation while we’re at it.. I would clone my wife.. but with bigger tits and less mouth. Big boobed deaf mute.. now that’s what I call heaven. (I wonder if there is a lesbian gene I could turn on? With all the Angelina Jolies running around, my wife should be able to enjoy a little too?)
Well my imagination is running away with me, this was supposed to be a semi-serious posting.. but now it looks like just some more smut .. yea SMUT!
Speaking of smut.. I ran across this blog…. I don’t remember the URL.. but it was this couple.. (you can probably find it by searching for “Corinthian Couple” at technorati.. they look so happy and so naked! We’re talking full F pics! And they have links to other similar sites.. It would be so much fun to have a spouse that was into exhibitionism that much.. they say that they have had 100,000 hits! FME! I got Nix up to number three (bitches) and only got 70 or so hits yesterday.. just goes to show, when given a choice between porno and humor sex wins hands down..
DO you think that there is a girl out there somewhere that would let me write jokes while I took pictures of us fucking? If so I would make her my next ex-wife!
Cloning, human cloning, yes, HUMAN CLONING! Should be started up, all over the world right now!
Why, do I say this.. well there are a number of what I consider very valid reasons, not the least of which is that I think it is cool.
Okay so lets imagine for a second or two.. first once cloning starts all sorts of new discoveries will come along in quick order, it is just the way of any major breakthrough.
Can you imagine a time, when any old decrepit body part could be replaced, with cloned part, no rejection, just out with the old in with the new!
Better still, can you imagine going to a store and picking our say an Angelina Jolie model, taking it home as an infant raising it and then marrying it, once it is of age.. damn sign me up.. in 20 years, I will be so old and ugly I won’t be able to get laid in a women’s prison if I had a hand full of pardons… and for the ladies, imagine your own harem of hot and cold runny Brad Pits?
.. but what about the social and moral dilemmas?? Some say.
GROW THE FUCK UP, I say.
I think if there is a god, that god is looking down at us shaking our collective heads over the moral ramifications of cloning, and shouting at the top of his lungs, “I gave you the intelligence to do it.. I think I know what I was doing! You morons!”
When it comes to technology, I am really of the opinion , that if we can do it without wiping out civilization, we should do it. Morals and spirituality are idiotic whenever they impede the progress of science. If you don’t believe me just ask Galileo.
Come on folks, don’t you think some godless commie country ain’t gonna beat us to the punch if we do not jump on the clone wagon and damn soon.. Shit, I hear tell that the Chinese have cloned a Duckbilled platypus in the womb of a giant Nazi eating Marmoset. It is only a matter of time before the Chinese clone warriors invade our shores.. chanting songs form Star Wars II.
I for one would feel better if I was sitting at home doing terrible things to one of my Dawn Yang, or Xaxaiue or Angelina Jolie clones, while our Clone Soldiers went to the front when them sneaky yellow bastards attack.
How about dogs? Can’t we clone our favorite dog? I would have a whole shit load of my dog..
Then if you can clone, how aout doing a little genetic manipulation while we’re at it.. I would clone my wife.. but with bigger tits and less mouth. Big boobed deaf mute.. now that’s what I call heaven. (I wonder if there is a lesbian gene I could turn on? With all the Angelina Jolies running around, my wife should be able to enjoy a little too?)
Well my imagination is running away with me, this was supposed to be a semi-serious posting.. but now it looks like just some more smut .. yea SMUT!
Speaking of smut.. I ran across this blog…. I don’t remember the URL.. but it was this couple.. (you can probably find it by searching for “Corinthian Couple” at technorati.. they look so happy and so naked! We’re talking full F pics! And they have links to other similar sites.. It would be so much fun to have a spouse that was into exhibitionism that much.. they say that they have had 100,000 hits! FME! I got Nix up to number three (bitches) and only got 70 or so hits yesterday.. just goes to show, when given a choice between porno and humor sex wins hands down..
DO you think that there is a girl out there somewhere that would let me write jokes while I took pictures of us fucking? If so I would make her my next ex-wife!
A cyber-Fairy tale, or how i learned to love Dawn Yang.
I had been diving that day, looking for the lost treasure of The Mina Trott. She was the sister ship to the Pinta, and Gordo on the epic voyage of 1476 that set out from Madrid Spain to explore all of the western hemisphere and look for a cure for the Llama Flu.
I was having a flashback to those days at Pearl Harbor, as my dive buddy, Old Banjo Lips scraped the squiddoo off from my tanks.
“Remember when you told Dawn Yang that you were leaving her for Xaxaiu?” Banjo asked..
“Yea, I sure do”, I said a bit embarrassed.
I had told this little white lie because I did not want Daphne “Daffy” Teo to know I was really shacking up with Jennifer. Jen had longed lived in the tiny town of Aniston, just outside of Quala Lumpinyourcoffee.
Then like a breath of fresh Llama all the memories came flooding back in, the long walks along David Brook.. the time when her brother failed out of the FBI academy and became a letter carrier, we used to call him Gmail in stead of g-man like he has always wanted. (Too bad about his going nuts and mowing down all of those orphans really)
Yea, those were the days, singing harmony with John Lennon, outside in Fields of Strawberries.
The long acid trip, where I kept asking every 20 minutes.. “Are we there yet?”
(when I really meant to say are we when yet?)
But then she left me, I suppose it suits me right, after all I had kept looking at nude elephant blogs, even after she asked me not to.
She left me for Bob Hebert, no not that Bob Hebert, but the one that had originally paired up with Siscul. It was a good thing that Ebert came along when the pair broke up, I always said, Siskul and Hebert, were quite the duo, but they always agreed on ever movie, so it was like watching the same critic but in two different cheap suits.
“Ahh fuck it”, I sad to Banjo.. lets go get some beer.. “I hear that they have a new bartender at the Ihop and he pours a mighty fine pint. In fact they call him Harold Pinter because of it.” Which is better than the old bartender, they called him “Sweet Shanks”.
So banjo and I road off into the sunset.. him humming a merry tune about imprisonment in a south American country and me dreaming day dreams about coming in 3rd in the technorati derby.
Life was good on that sunny southern isle.
(The preceding proves that I am a technorati click whore)
But NixEclips was 3rd yesterday in the technorati top 10 .. so to all you hatters out there, who will never be more popular than Dawn Yang for even a millisecond.. suck it baby suck it!
No Llamas were injured in the writing of this post.. no posts were injured during the riding of the Llama, and no Banjos were actually involved in any of the above.
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nixeclips third yesterday.. biotches!
I was having a flashback to those days at Pearl Harbor, as my dive buddy, Old Banjo Lips scraped the squiddoo off from my tanks.
“Remember when you told Dawn Yang that you were leaving her for Xaxaiu?” Banjo asked..
“Yea, I sure do”, I said a bit embarrassed.
I had told this little white lie because I did not want Daphne “Daffy” Teo to know I was really shacking up with Jennifer. Jen had longed lived in the tiny town of Aniston, just outside of Quala Lumpinyourcoffee.
Then like a breath of fresh Llama all the memories came flooding back in, the long walks along David Brook.. the time when her brother failed out of the FBI academy and became a letter carrier, we used to call him Gmail in stead of g-man like he has always wanted. (Too bad about his going nuts and mowing down all of those orphans really)
Yea, those were the days, singing harmony with John Lennon, outside in Fields of Strawberries.
The long acid trip, where I kept asking every 20 minutes.. “Are we there yet?”
(when I really meant to say are we when yet?)
But then she left me, I suppose it suits me right, after all I had kept looking at nude elephant blogs, even after she asked me not to.
She left me for Bob Hebert, no not that Bob Hebert, but the one that had originally paired up with Siscul. It was a good thing that Ebert came along when the pair broke up, I always said, Siskul and Hebert, were quite the duo, but they always agreed on ever movie, so it was like watching the same critic but in two different cheap suits.
“Ahh fuck it”, I sad to Banjo.. lets go get some beer.. “I hear that they have a new bartender at the Ihop and he pours a mighty fine pint. In fact they call him Harold Pinter because of it.” Which is better than the old bartender, they called him “Sweet Shanks”.
So banjo and I road off into the sunset.. him humming a merry tune about imprisonment in a south American country and me dreaming day dreams about coming in 3rd in the technorati derby.
Life was good on that sunny southern isle.
(The preceding proves that I am a technorati click whore)
But NixEclips was 3rd yesterday in the technorati top 10 .. so to all you hatters out there, who will never be more popular than Dawn Yang for even a millisecond.. suck it baby suck it!
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Wednesday, December 07, 2005
today's moment in poetical history.. by nixeclips
I of ME
by Nix
When all these faces turn to me,
My own self-worth I dimly see.
But to seek the truth inside,
I feel,
Is all too much and much too real.
The needs grow stronger and I fight,
To survive another night.
This drug, I use to try and treat,
My need to make myself complete.
Still I reach out to the sky,
But I pause to question why.
Why I couldn't stay the same,
And how I used to handle pain.
My need, my fear, my all of me,
In the end helped confine me.
And now, alone, I search this place,
But cannot fill the empty space.
I'd like to kill this beast, and then,
I'd simply try to live again.
by NixEclips
Check his blog out or die trying!
...........
and now a little something from me..
Cyberfuck
Yelling and screaming
into cyberspace reeling
I have los' my feeling
for you , you human thing.
Keystroke, faster
then slow an' steady
baby, baby
I'm almost ready
groaning moaning
spewing cum
Sitting lonely
viewing only
your cam
if you leave it on.
it don;t rhyme, but momma was a rollin stone, and daddy died on the day I was born.
"In the year 1963 my mom had me.
5 years later my dad did."
Rev. C. Preston Smith
by Nix
When all these faces turn to me,
My own self-worth I dimly see.
But to seek the truth inside,
I feel,
Is all too much and much too real.
The needs grow stronger and I fight,
To survive another night.
This drug, I use to try and treat,
My need to make myself complete.
Still I reach out to the sky,
But I pause to question why.
Why I couldn't stay the same,
And how I used to handle pain.
My need, my fear, my all of me,
In the end helped confine me.
And now, alone, I search this place,
But cannot fill the empty space.
I'd like to kill this beast, and then,
I'd simply try to live again.
by NixEclips
Check his blog out or die trying!
...........
and now a little something from me..
Cyberfuck
Yelling and screaming
into cyberspace reeling
I have los' my feeling
for you , you human thing.
Keystroke, faster
then slow an' steady
baby, baby
I'm almost ready
groaning moaning
spewing cum
Sitting lonely
viewing only
your cam
if you leave it on.
it don;t rhyme, but momma was a rollin stone, and daddy died on the day I was born.
"In the year 1963 my mom had me.
5 years later my dad did."
Rev. C. Preston Smith
I feel so dirty..
I feel like such a ho.. we all know that Xaxaue (sp) is the NUmber one hot bloggerette..
Thanks for all who participated, and voted.
Here is a newer picture, just so I can look at her.
ummm I want her to touch my tra la la..
one psychotic Jennifer Aniston, Bruna Bianco break commin' up!
Ever have one of those days when you just want to go completely nuts, so you don’t have to deal with bullshit anymore.
I am looking forward to a psychotic break.
I keep getting bombed by sober virus, and it is driving me to drink
Blogger is all fucked up for me today,, wither I get a “Your not authorized” error when I go to look at my blog, or if I try to post something posts twice or not at all.. I mean FUCKME!
I also have noticed today that the more stressed I get the worse my typing gets.. (yes it can be worse)
The bad thing is that when I am frustrated, my A.D.D. overcomes my O.C.D. and I could give a F.U.C.K. about spellchecking.
Then , and this may be slightly premature, it looks like international nixeclips day is going to turn out to be a big fuggin flop.
I feel like I am less important than some dog faced Brazilian bathing suit model. It is a good thing that Brazilian chicks have nice asses, cause their faces are murder.
I feel like pounding my head into my keyboard unti it bleeds.. no not my head the fucking keyboard.
I swear that someone has moved some of the letters on my keyboard. But when I look back their they all are , right where they belong.. fuckers.
Must be them gaddamned garden gnomes, that are always popping their heads just into the periphery of my vision.. you know them little bastards, you see them you think, then you turn to look at them full on and poof they fucking aren’t there? YEA them bastards!
After chasing the top ten at technorati all day today, I have decided that the world is a very sick place, and needs to be simonized. (Or sodomised)
Like who really gives two craps about Jennifer Aniston? Bruna Boianca, or Daffy Teo. I got bigger titties than all three put together! Daffy is a biotch, Jennifer, is a chump, and Bruna looks like she may have changed her name from Bruno right after the sex change operation.
Then you do have the technical stuff, firefox, WEB 2.0, When 2.0 etc etc, adnausium, I can understand the fascination with those things in the blogging community.. but Daffy Teo? FUCKME!
Then the rest of my day was shit too.. I feel dizzy and light headed.. and thirsty.. I think I am getting to be diabetic.. but know it is all in my head.. dr’s appointment on the 15th,, needles.. and the lecture about don’t smoke, don’t drink, no coffee, loose weight.. I always want to look back at Doc and ask him , what’s the point then?
Then I would really have NOTHING going on.. fuck can you see the blog then.. today I woke up. I had a bowel of high fiber low calorie cerial, I took a dump, I drove to work in my clean emissions car, I had a nice bottle of water. I got to work did nothing, or paperwork, or some thing that is well under watching paint dry on the bordome scale. For lunch I had a nice bottle of water, and some fruit. Then I went back to work, and sat there daydreaming of having fun. Then I drove home, I had a sensible dinner, and watched some network television. (It would soon read.. and then I put the gun in my mouth, and with a pull of the trigger, it all went black)
I stopped doing drugs years ago, but I am bored enough now that I want to start huffing news print, or something for excitement.
Perhaps all I need it a strange piece of ass? That would entertain me for a little while. But then I get thinking.. I think my wife is a bitch now? FUCKME if she caught me cheating!!! I have written that I think she is trying to kill me.. if I was caught cheating.. I would not have time to write.. I would just be dead.
Maybe that will become my new game? Like Russian roulette.. only you don’t spin the chamber and put the gun to your head.. you diddle a stranger ,and see if it gets back to broadzilla?
I should not think such thoughts.. (because I would really do it)
You know, I have an admission.. I once contemplated suicide, seriously.. then it hit me.. suicide is permanent.. and you only have to do it once.. so I said FUCKIT! And went off and did all of the things I was afraid to do.. I told my boss to fuck himself, I bought a sports car, I grew my hair long, I moved to another state ,and I had (safe) sex with a few strangers.. It was fuckign great. After about a year of living life to the fullest, I decided I wanted to live.. and then I settled back down into tedium.. fuck me.
This fact is what tells me I have not hit bottom yet. That in fact my life although a cure for insomnia, is not intolerable.. if it were to get intolerable, I would go NUTTERS again, and probably have a damn good time doing it.
This time I think I would move to Fiji.. and try to make a living fucking tourists, and fishing.. if it didn’t work out, I could always kill myself later.
(bad news.. I am already starting to think about what I will do when I get to the bottom.. it ain;t gonna be pretty for everyone.. but it sure looks like it will be some funny azzed shit!)
And Nix says he’s nuts!
I am looking forward to a psychotic break.
I keep getting bombed by sober virus, and it is driving me to drink
Blogger is all fucked up for me today,, wither I get a “Your not authorized” error when I go to look at my blog, or if I try to post something posts twice or not at all.. I mean FUCKME!
I also have noticed today that the more stressed I get the worse my typing gets.. (yes it can be worse)
The bad thing is that when I am frustrated, my A.D.D. overcomes my O.C.D. and I could give a F.U.C.K. about spellchecking.
Then , and this may be slightly premature, it looks like international nixeclips day is going to turn out to be a big fuggin flop.
I feel like I am less important than some dog faced Brazilian bathing suit model. It is a good thing that Brazilian chicks have nice asses, cause their faces are murder.
I feel like pounding my head into my keyboard unti it bleeds.. no not my head the fucking keyboard.
I swear that someone has moved some of the letters on my keyboard. But when I look back their they all are , right where they belong.. fuckers.
Must be them gaddamned garden gnomes, that are always popping their heads just into the periphery of my vision.. you know them little bastards, you see them you think, then you turn to look at them full on and poof they fucking aren’t there? YEA them bastards!
After chasing the top ten at technorati all day today, I have decided that the world is a very sick place, and needs to be simonized. (Or sodomised)
Like who really gives two craps about Jennifer Aniston? Bruna Boianca, or Daffy Teo. I got bigger titties than all three put together! Daffy is a biotch, Jennifer, is a chump, and Bruna looks like she may have changed her name from Bruno right after the sex change operation.
Then you do have the technical stuff, firefox, WEB 2.0, When 2.0 etc etc, adnausium, I can understand the fascination with those things in the blogging community.. but Daffy Teo? FUCKME!
Then the rest of my day was shit too.. I feel dizzy and light headed.. and thirsty.. I think I am getting to be diabetic.. but know it is all in my head.. dr’s appointment on the 15th,, needles.. and the lecture about don’t smoke, don’t drink, no coffee, loose weight.. I always want to look back at Doc and ask him , what’s the point then?
Then I would really have NOTHING going on.. fuck can you see the blog then.. today I woke up. I had a bowel of high fiber low calorie cerial, I took a dump, I drove to work in my clean emissions car, I had a nice bottle of water. I got to work did nothing, or paperwork, or some thing that is well under watching paint dry on the bordome scale. For lunch I had a nice bottle of water, and some fruit. Then I went back to work, and sat there daydreaming of having fun. Then I drove home, I had a sensible dinner, and watched some network television. (It would soon read.. and then I put the gun in my mouth, and with a pull of the trigger, it all went black)
I stopped doing drugs years ago, but I am bored enough now that I want to start huffing news print, or something for excitement.
Perhaps all I need it a strange piece of ass? That would entertain me for a little while. But then I get thinking.. I think my wife is a bitch now? FUCKME if she caught me cheating!!! I have written that I think she is trying to kill me.. if I was caught cheating.. I would not have time to write.. I would just be dead.
Maybe that will become my new game? Like Russian roulette.. only you don’t spin the chamber and put the gun to your head.. you diddle a stranger ,and see if it gets back to broadzilla?
I should not think such thoughts.. (because I would really do it)
You know, I have an admission.. I once contemplated suicide, seriously.. then it hit me.. suicide is permanent.. and you only have to do it once.. so I said FUCKIT! And went off and did all of the things I was afraid to do.. I told my boss to fuck himself, I bought a sports car, I grew my hair long, I moved to another state ,and I had (safe) sex with a few strangers.. It was fuckign great. After about a year of living life to the fullest, I decided I wanted to live.. and then I settled back down into tedium.. fuck me.
This fact is what tells me I have not hit bottom yet. That in fact my life although a cure for insomnia, is not intolerable.. if it were to get intolerable, I would go NUTTERS again, and probably have a damn good time doing it.
This time I think I would move to Fiji.. and try to make a living fucking tourists, and fishing.. if it didn’t work out, I could always kill myself later.
(bad news.. I am already starting to think about what I will do when I get to the bottom.. it ain;t gonna be pretty for everyone.. but it sure looks like it will be some funny azzed shit!)
And Nix says he’s nuts!
why you should hate nazis too.
http://www.gluemeat.com/tastefulfuture/archives/001381.html
I get about 1000 copies of this damn virus a day. I think that virus writers should be given the death penalty!
Look at the as a theft in man hours, I would bet this one will cost near a Billion dollars in lost time, becaus eof fuckers like me having to try and sort out the crap from the icecream!
GADAMNIT! This is interfering with my porn time!
I get about 1000 copies of this damn virus a day. I think that virus writers should be given the death penalty!
Look at the as a theft in man hours, I would bet this one will cost near a Billion dollars in lost time, becaus eof fuckers like me having to try and sort out the crap from the icecream!
GADAMNIT! This is interfering with my porn time!
What's that smell? Daphne Teo under the bus of life.
wanna see a Daphne Teo related blog that will make you say HELL YEA!
Go see
http://pinkblackbullcrap.blogspot.com/
I would schtoop this chick harder than Brad Pitt and an All you can eat Jennifer Aniston buffet. (or is that a Laura Croft look alike party?)
daffy teo
jennifer aniston
daphne teo
Go see
http://pinkblackbullcrap.blogspot.com/
I would schtoop this chick harder than Brad Pitt and an All you can eat Jennifer Aniston buffet. (or is that a Laura Croft look alike party?)
daffy teo
jennifer aniston
daphne teo
see bruna bianco (s) tits!
http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/
now that I know what you fuckers are looking for getting hits should be easy.
I feel like such a whore.
bruna bianco
now that I know what you fuckers are looking for getting hits should be easy.
I feel like such a whore.
bruna bianco
Back to regular business and NixEclips, Jennifer Aniston and Bruna Bianco.
Well depressing as it is nixeclips is not yet a top ten at technorati, and I blame all of you.
Last night I watched Cinderella Man, it was fucking great.
I would like to see old nixie do a review of it,, here is my 4 minute review. (no time to spell check so tough luck for you)
Fighter, big money making fighter, great depression hits, fighter looses everything, takes fights for $50 when he used to make Thousands!
Fighter has good heart, loves family yada yada yada.
Fighter has no left.
Fighter breaks right hand, figther cannot fight, gets another chance, becomes champ YEA!
This is a Rocky like story, but with better cinimatography and acting.
The fact that is is based on a true story makes it even more cool.. if you are into that sort of thing.
I enjoyed it throughly, and it even was interesting enough for my wife to watch it and keep her yap shut! (For over 2 hours.. this is a record!)
----------
In other events..
I talked with Cheryl from my list of lost frieds yesterday!
She is doing very well.
She has sent me an email with her picture attached.. and I have to say she is even sexier now than she was all those years ago!.
It was nice to talk about prople that we both knew, and also interesting to hear events from another perspective.
I had a hard time knowing just what to say.. what do you say to somone aftrer 20 years, that you used to lust after? (I know besides "can I see your tits")
The years although strange at times, seem to have been very good to her. I am glad.
I miss my old friends, and feel like i have let myself down somehow by loosing touch with them.
I hope that i can stay in touch with her, and all my friends from years gone by that by some miricle and a littel internet savy I have come back into touch with.
Now the real test is coming.. Debbie.
I was so fucking in love with Debbie (Cheryl's sister) I have been told that Deb will be contacting me shortly.. I just hope I do not make a complete ass of myself when she does email.
I maen for chrissake.. this is the girl to whom all others were held up against and found lacking.
Sure i have felt love since, but fuckin-a this one was really the first..
I am sure i will manage to come across as a complete nutter, or worse a dork that wants to relive the past.. (although for about an hour or two I could do a littel re-living.. with both sisters at the same tiem.. ohhhhh.. (drooling).. (SNAP OUTTA IT FUCKER!)
oh where was I>?
and how did this herring get here?
Anyway, life is good, the internet a great tool, and here I though it was just for porn all this time.
.......
Has anyone seen the Jennifer Aniston boobie pictures?
--------
Bruna Bianca, wouldn't it have been funny if ther ewas no Bruna Bianca? I mean at onepoint yesterday I thought for sure she was a joke on all of the blogosphere.. but turns out she is the girl of the month.. and people were really trying to find her.
I had thought that perhpas it was an intentional misspelling of Bruno Bianca. The famous Itialain Monetary painter, and second hand shoe salesman. Or wasn't that the name of the sial maker that fucked the goat in that bad joke?
......
The shoes that OJ wore, were (unspellable) but were pronounced like "Bruno Malli", when I was divorced from my second wife (my second true love) I hired a friends band to play at a party I threw.. for one night only his bad was called the "Bruno Malli Blues Band".
I had to throw a divirce party in order to keep from going insane.. by the time my friend was singing "Douggie with The Milky White Skin" and "The Circus Song" my blues were a thing of the subconcious.
(But who can blame me with lyrics like.. "I went to the circus, adn the clown he touched me .. there".)
Life is really a strange ride, from front to back filled with thrills, and long periods of udder boredom... it is like 50% space mountian, 50% Driving miss daisy.. and in the end, you smack into a wall and die.
For chrissake it makes me want to write bad poetry..
A name
A girl
another girl
two girls, sisters they are
push , shove, ugh..
sleep.
Is it sinful to want to have a meange'twa with two sisters you have not seen in nearly 20 years?
(Okay with any two sisters?)
How about a gangbang.. two sisters, two of there cousins which are also sisters, adn then if I could get my ex-wife and her sister.. hooo boy!??
I think If I die and go to heaven, that I will be met by sisters and cousins, and sisters who are cousins, and ther ewill be plenty of wine, and song, and not a lot of clothes.. maybe a twister game, adn the lesson that cooking oil and chocolate syrup do mix, when spread lightly over the twister playing surface.
All I ever wanted was to be a sex slave..
I tried out for a porno once.. but could not act well enough.
Actually I have a friend who did go try out for porn, and despite the beautiful young lady who he was there to do.. could not perform infront of a croud of fully clothed people.
I do nto think I woudl have had that problem, but lets face facts, I am a European White guy.. who takes an anit-depressant, knwon to cause shrinkage.. add in a littel AC and I am so short dicked, I could possibly get confused for one of the girls in the orgy seen.. and I woudl be ina fight if a dude tried to bang me.. even if it was on accident.
Plus who wants to see porn with a fat bald short dicked guy in it?
Actually you would think that men would want to see short dicked porn.. it would make you feel better about the "situation at hand".
I hate watching porn with guys that have HUGE MONSTER COCKS, when I am with a wonam.. always makes me wonder.. if I am adequate.. I need to get some porn where the dudes are all hung like knats.
(I can see it now.. back of my mind.. "ohh if she os moaning over that little speck imagine the screems my 6" could bring".)
Q: what's 12 long and white.
A: Nothing.
-----
okay enough goofy shit for one day..
and nix thought HE needed a bogger blog.
Don;t forget to go to www.technorati.com and search for nixeclips today..
Peace.
PS> Spell checker is for pussies!
Last night I watched Cinderella Man, it was fucking great.
I would like to see old nixie do a review of it,, here is my 4 minute review. (no time to spell check so tough luck for you)
Fighter, big money making fighter, great depression hits, fighter looses everything, takes fights for $50 when he used to make Thousands!
Fighter has good heart, loves family yada yada yada.
Fighter has no left.
Fighter breaks right hand, figther cannot fight, gets another chance, becomes champ YEA!
This is a Rocky like story, but with better cinimatography and acting.
The fact that is is based on a true story makes it even more cool.. if you are into that sort of thing.
I enjoyed it throughly, and it even was interesting enough for my wife to watch it and keep her yap shut! (For over 2 hours.. this is a record!)
----------
In other events..
I talked with Cheryl from my list of lost frieds yesterday!
She is doing very well.
She has sent me an email with her picture attached.. and I have to say she is even sexier now than she was all those years ago!.
It was nice to talk about prople that we both knew, and also interesting to hear events from another perspective.
I had a hard time knowing just what to say.. what do you say to somone aftrer 20 years, that you used to lust after? (I know besides "can I see your tits")
The years although strange at times, seem to have been very good to her. I am glad.
I miss my old friends, and feel like i have let myself down somehow by loosing touch with them.
I hope that i can stay in touch with her, and all my friends from years gone by that by some miricle and a littel internet savy I have come back into touch with.
Now the real test is coming.. Debbie.
I was so fucking in love with Debbie (Cheryl's sister) I have been told that Deb will be contacting me shortly.. I just hope I do not make a complete ass of myself when she does email.
I maen for chrissake.. this is the girl to whom all others were held up against and found lacking.
Sure i have felt love since, but fuckin-a this one was really the first..
I am sure i will manage to come across as a complete nutter, or worse a dork that wants to relive the past.. (although for about an hour or two I could do a littel re-living.. with both sisters at the same tiem.. ohhhhh.. (drooling).. (SNAP OUTTA IT FUCKER!)
oh where was I>?
and how did this herring get here?
Anyway, life is good, the internet a great tool, and here I though it was just for porn all this time.
.......
Has anyone seen the Jennifer Aniston boobie pictures?
--------
Bruna Bianca, wouldn't it have been funny if ther ewas no Bruna Bianca? I mean at onepoint yesterday I thought for sure she was a joke on all of the blogosphere.. but turns out she is the girl of the month.. and people were really trying to find her.
I had thought that perhpas it was an intentional misspelling of Bruno Bianca. The famous Itialain Monetary painter, and second hand shoe salesman. Or wasn't that the name of the sial maker that fucked the goat in that bad joke?
......
The shoes that OJ wore, were (unspellable) but were pronounced like "Bruno Malli", when I was divorced from my second wife (my second true love) I hired a friends band to play at a party I threw.. for one night only his bad was called the "Bruno Malli Blues Band".
I had to throw a divirce party in order to keep from going insane.. by the time my friend was singing "Douggie with The Milky White Skin" and "The Circus Song" my blues were a thing of the subconcious.
(But who can blame me with lyrics like.. "I went to the circus, adn the clown he touched me .. there".)
Life is really a strange ride, from front to back filled with thrills, and long periods of udder boredom... it is like 50% space mountian, 50% Driving miss daisy.. and in the end, you smack into a wall and die.
For chrissake it makes me want to write bad poetry..
A name
A girl
another girl
two girls, sisters they are
push , shove, ugh..
sleep.
Is it sinful to want to have a meange'twa with two sisters you have not seen in nearly 20 years?
(Okay with any two sisters?)
How about a gangbang.. two sisters, two of there cousins which are also sisters, adn then if I could get my ex-wife and her sister.. hooo boy!??
I think If I die and go to heaven, that I will be met by sisters and cousins, and sisters who are cousins, and ther ewill be plenty of wine, and song, and not a lot of clothes.. maybe a twister game, adn the lesson that cooking oil and chocolate syrup do mix, when spread lightly over the twister playing surface.
All I ever wanted was to be a sex slave..
I tried out for a porno once.. but could not act well enough.
Actually I have a friend who did go try out for porn, and despite the beautiful young lady who he was there to do.. could not perform infront of a croud of fully clothed people.
I do nto think I woudl have had that problem, but lets face facts, I am a European White guy.. who takes an anit-depressant, knwon to cause shrinkage.. add in a littel AC and I am so short dicked, I could possibly get confused for one of the girls in the orgy seen.. and I woudl be ina fight if a dude tried to bang me.. even if it was on accident.
Plus who wants to see porn with a fat bald short dicked guy in it?
Actually you would think that men would want to see short dicked porn.. it would make you feel better about the "situation at hand".
I hate watching porn with guys that have HUGE MONSTER COCKS, when I am with a wonam.. always makes me wonder.. if I am adequate.. I need to get some porn where the dudes are all hung like knats.
(I can see it now.. back of my mind.. "ohh if she os moaning over that little speck imagine the screems my 6" could bring".)
Q: what's 12 long and white.
A: Nothing.
-----
okay enough goofy shit for one day..
and nix thought HE needed a bogger blog.
Don;t forget to go to www.technorati.com and search for nixeclips today..
Peace.
PS> Spell checker is for pussies!
Torturing the fact!
Fact: Torture works.
Fact: We will always torture for infromation.
Fact: If torture is outlawed, we (US) will hire other countries to interogate, or do it all black ops.
Fact: Torture legislation is only a political smoke screen.
Fact: If you dis-believe any of these statements, you should get your head examined.
torturing the fact
Fact: We will always torture for infromation.
Fact: If torture is outlawed, we (US) will hire other countries to interogate, or do it all black ops.
Fact: Torture legislation is only a political smoke screen.
Fact: If you dis-believe any of these statements, you should get your head examined.
torturing the fact
Opening my gmail only to find howard dean torturing the fact (s) about firefox(y) Bruno Bianca
Yes, I was reading my gmail, from NixEclips this morning, when 2.0 disturbingly enough I noticed that right in front of Jenifer Aniston and Adam Curry, Howard Dean was torturing the facts about the very firefox(y) Bruno Bianca.
And all of this to hawk xbox 360s!
I find it hard to believe that even Howard Dean would sink so low on International NixEclips Day!
nixeclips
when 2.0
Jennifer Aniston
bruna bianca
firefox
howard dean
xbox
xbox 360
torture the fact
Join in the fun of NixEclips Day! Search Technorati Now for NixEclips!
And all of this to hawk xbox 360s!
I find it hard to believe that even Howard Dean would sink so low on International NixEclips Day!
nixeclips
when 2.0
Jennifer Aniston
bruna bianca
firefox
howard dean
xbox
xbox 360
torture the fact
Join in the fun of NixEclips Day! Search Technorati Now for NixEclips!
It's Finaly here! International NixEclips day!
Perhaps you have heard, TODAY! December 7th a day that will live in infamy, is international NixEclips day!
The post goes somthing like this..
if you did not know. on December 7th all day and night..Go to http://www.technorati.com and enter the term NixEclips
Nixie is not well, and needs you love and attention to feel wanted and in order to get better.When I asked him if he could have anything in the world, what would he want, he looked up at me with those little round eyes, and said..“I wanna be more famous than Daphne Tao.. just for a day.”
Remember go to http://www.technorati.com/ and enter nixeclips into the search engine, over and over and over again, all day until you see NixEclips in the top 10!
Please pass this on to every blogger you know, far and wide and every person you know blogger or not.We are trying to make a deserving young man’s dream come true!
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 7th Is International NixEclips day!
Remember December 7th is International NixEclips day!
The post goes somthing like this..
if you did not know. on December 7th all day and night..Go to http://www.technorati.com and enter the term NixEclips
Nixie is not well, and needs you love and attention to feel wanted and in order to get better.When I asked him if he could have anything in the world, what would he want, he looked up at me with those little round eyes, and said..“I wanna be more famous than Daphne Tao.. just for a day.”
Remember go to http://www.technorati.com/ and enter nixeclips into the search engine, over and over and over again, all day until you see NixEclips in the top 10!
Please pass this on to every blogger you know, far and wide and every person you know blogger or not.We are trying to make a deserving young man’s dream come true!
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 7th Is International NixEclips day!
Remember December 7th is International NixEclips day!
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
The word is spreading!
The Great Swifty Speaketh!: Swifty Finally Discovers Whom Bruna Bianco Is!
Yes friends and neighbors, word is spreading, about tomarrows big event! International NixEclips Day!
(The day that we all raise the spirits of poor , lonely , Nixie, by going to Technorati.com and entering his name "Nixeclips" into the search bar over and over again until he is on the top 10!)
His only wish was to be more popular than Dawn Yao for a day.. and you can make this happen!
See details below, adn pass this wish on to everyone you know.. it will make one little boys heart sing with pride!
Yes friends and neighbors, word is spreading, about tomarrows big event! International NixEclips Day!
(The day that we all raise the spirits of poor , lonely , Nixie, by going to Technorati.com and entering his name "Nixeclips" into the search bar over and over again until he is on the top 10!)
His only wish was to be more popular than Dawn Yao for a day.. and you can make this happen!
See details below, adn pass this wish on to everyone you know.. it will make one little boys heart sing with pride!
who is bruna bianco.. bruna bianco uncovered.. literaly!
ths and more photos athttp://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/
Here you will find pictures of the lovely young semi-nude modle bruna bianco. (Mostly swimwear shots)
Seems that our international woman of mystery is a brazilin bathing suit model. (With a great ass by the way.)
Funny enough, some dumb-dumb with a Christian bookstore blog decided to jump on the band wagon and posted a keyword thieving blog post trying to get some hits.. serves ‘em right!
He posted that Bruna Bianco had been interviewed at (name of his store/blog).
Well nude Brazillian models need god too don't they? (What a tool)
So now that we all know who Bruna Bianco is, can anyone tell me why she shot to number 1 with a bullet?
(I have a feeling that it has something to do with a macro, a computer nerd and a fetish for Brazilian booty and now all of us, who are scratching our heads wonder who the "F" Bruna Bianco is?)
And after you do that.. someone explain the Daphne Tao thing to me, there are a lot of hotter bloggers out there.. not that I would throw her outta bed for eating crackers.. but come on.. Xaxiue is easily hotter.. and Reena Vasquez.. OMG.. makes me wanna well.. use your damn imagination, as to what she makes me want to do.. hint: It does not involve any small land mammals, but could involve a herring if the money was good enough.
Tags: xaxiue
daphne tao
reena vasquez
Bruna Bianco
modle
swimsuit
nude
nixeclips
technorati
Finding lost friends! It is working!!!
Remember this.. well here is the updated version! (I'll be a SOB!)
http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com/
Okay I have this list of people I am looking to reconnect with, but have lost touch with over the years. I wonder if there is any chance that through the principal of "seperation by degrees" that I could post their names here and that someone would eventually run into them and pass this URL on or even my email address?
What the hell let's give it a try.. I will write the name and the last place I saw them, and an approximate year.. pass this on to everyone you can.. just be sure to include the URL here http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com/
Gregory Louis Fuller (aka Louis Gregory Fuller) last seen 1968 Grand Rapids Michigan
Karen Denee' Last seen Lake of the Ozarks MO. 1975
Joy George Last Seen Lake of the Ozarks 1975
Alejandro "Alex" Lastra Last seens 1983 Miami FL.
Javaier "Javie" Lastra Last seen 1981 Miami , FL.
Maria Delgato last seen Miami, FL. 1985
John Eby Last seene Miami 1985
Rick Eby Last seen Miami 1985
Lidia (or Lydia) Hernandez last seen Miami 1987
Tracy Hernandez last seen Miami 1986
Jane Nicholson last seen Miami 1985
Elmer McDowell last seen Miami 1990
John "ki-ki" Clopton Last seen Miami 1986
Ignacio Treviosa (or Trevioso?) Last seen Miami 1989
Glenn Esterly last seen Miami 1989
Laura Wilson last seen Miami 1988
Mike Lyttle last seen Miami 1991
Katherine Wyatt (or Fuller or Turnbull) -Talahassee FL 1999
Kyra Wyatt - Tallahassee Florida 1999
Martha "Marti" Findley (or Finley?) - Grand Rapids Michigan 2000
Mike Lyttle- Miami 1990
Danny Wu - Miami 1990
Mike Alverez - Miami 1984
Virginia Harris - Miami 1989
Kevin Connway - Grand Rapids MI 1992
Sue Spicer - Howard City Michigan 1991
Monica Behan (also Fuller and Smith)- Grand Rapids Mi 1997
There are a ton of others that I have lost along the way.. I may come back here and add to this list.
I have looked through Classmates for these folks where I had enough information to do a search, I have also googled the names, but either there was too much information to narrow it down to somthing relevent, or there was no information I could use to link the found item with the person I was looking for.
So here is where you come in.. and I don't know that this will even work.. but like i said what the hell..
Cut and paste this post into an email and send it out to everyone that is on your mailing list, that will not mind getting it.
(Even if their name is not on the list. )
Then I ask that they send it on, and so on and so on.
Using the theory of "sepearion by degrees", this email should land in the people I am looking for's (collective) lap in 15 or so generations of forwards.
If you are named on the list, please come to my URL
http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com/
and leave me a comment or drop me an email. (see my profile)
Here is an incentive.. I promise that your luck will get no worse than it already was going to be if you forward this to everyone on your emailng list (that will not object to recieving it)
So please forward this, and if you are named in the list please come see me at http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com/
thank you.
R
Keyword tags: Miami, Florida, Classmates, Randle Eastern Ambulance, Miami Southridge Senior High School, Cutler Ridge, Kendall, Grand Rapids Michigan, friend, lost, find.
http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com/
Okay I have this list of people I am looking to reconnect with, but have lost touch with over the years. I wonder if there is any chance that through the principal of "seperation by degrees" that I could post their names here and that someone would eventually run into them and pass this URL on or even my email address?
What the hell let's give it a try.. I will write the name and the last place I saw them, and an approximate year.. pass this on to everyone you can.. just be sure to include the URL here http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com/
Gregory Louis Fuller (aka Louis Gregory Fuller) last seen 1968 Grand Rapids Michigan
Karen Denee' Last seen Lake of the Ozarks MO. 1975
Joy George Last Seen Lake of the Ozarks 1975
Alejandro "Alex" Lastra Last seens 1983 Miami FL.
Javaier "Javie" Lastra Last seen 1981 Miami , FL.
Maria Delgato last seen Miami, FL. 1985
John Eby Last seene Miami 1985
Rick Eby Last seen Miami 1985
Lidia (or Lydia) Hernandez last seen Miami 1987
Tracy Hernandez last seen Miami 1986
Jane Nicholson last seen Miami 1985
Elmer McDowell last seen Miami 1990
John "ki-ki" Clopton Last seen Miami 1986
Ignacio Treviosa (or Trevioso?) Last seen Miami 1989
Glenn Esterly last seen Miami 1989
Laura Wilson last seen Miami 1988
Mike Lyttle last seen Miami 1991
Katherine Wyatt (or Fuller or Turnbull) -Talahassee FL 1999
Kyra Wyatt - Tallahassee Florida 1999
Martha "Marti" Findley (or Finley?) - Grand Rapids Michigan 2000
Mike Lyttle- Miami 1990
Danny Wu - Miami 1990
Mike Alverez - Miami 1984
Virginia Harris - Miami 1989
Kevin Connway - Grand Rapids MI 1992
Sue Spicer - Howard City Michigan 1991
Monica Behan (also Fuller and Smith)- Grand Rapids Mi 1997
There are a ton of others that I have lost along the way.. I may come back here and add to this list.
I have looked through Classmates for these folks where I had enough information to do a search, I have also googled the names, but either there was too much information to narrow it down to somthing relevent, or there was no information I could use to link the found item with the person I was looking for.
So here is where you come in.. and I don't know that this will even work.. but like i said what the hell..
Cut and paste this post into an email and send it out to everyone that is on your mailing list, that will not mind getting it.
(Even if their name is not on the list. )
Then I ask that they send it on, and so on and so on.
Using the theory of "sepearion by degrees", this email should land in the people I am looking for's (collective) lap in 15 or so generations of forwards.
If you are named on the list, please come to my URL
http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com/
and leave me a comment or drop me an email. (see my profile)
Here is an incentive.. I promise that your luck will get no worse than it already was going to be if you forward this to everyone on your emailng list (that will not object to recieving it)
So please forward this, and if you are named in the list please come see me at http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com/
thank you.
R
Keyword tags: Miami, Florida, Classmates, Randle Eastern Ambulance, Miami Southridge Senior High School, Cutler Ridge, Kendall, Grand Rapids Michigan, friend, lost, find.
Take advantage of International NixEclips day DECEMBER 7th
Perhaps you have heard, tomarrow December 7th a day that will live in infamy, is international NixEclips day!
The post goes somthing like this..
if you did not know. on December 7th all day and night..Go to http://www.technorati.com and enter the term NixEclips
Nixie is not well, and needs you love and attention to feel wanted and in order to get better.When I asked him if he could have anything in the world, what would he want, he looked up at me with those little round eyes, and said..“I wanna be more famous than Daphne Tao.. just for a day.”
So Wednesday December 7th is now International NixEclips day!
Remember go to http://www.technorati.com/ and enter nixeclips into the search engine, over and over and ovaer again, all day until you see NixEclips in the top 10!
Please pass this on to every blogger you know, far and wide and every person you know blogger or not.We are trying to make a deserving young man’s dream come true!
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 7th Is International NixEclips day!
How can you take advantage of International NixEclips Day?
Well my pasting these tags at the bottom of you blog comments.
nixeclips
nix
how do you do that.. well it is easy.. simply copy and paste this code into your blog (in the HTML editor section)
Do it at the bottom of your post, and you will be tagged with the terms Nix and NixEclips
then when the world comes to see what a NixEclips is, like a Burna Bianco you will be in the search results!
Remember December 7th is International NixEclips day!
The post goes somthing like this..
if you did not know. on December 7th all day and night..Go to http://www.technorati.com and enter the term NixEclips
Nixie is not well, and needs you love and attention to feel wanted and in order to get better.When I asked him if he could have anything in the world, what would he want, he looked up at me with those little round eyes, and said..“I wanna be more famous than Daphne Tao.. just for a day.”
So Wednesday December 7th is now International NixEclips day!
Remember go to http://www.technorati.com/ and enter nixeclips into the search engine, over and over and ovaer again, all day until you see NixEclips in the top 10!
Please pass this on to every blogger you know, far and wide and every person you know blogger or not.We are trying to make a deserving young man’s dream come true!
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 7th Is International NixEclips day!
How can you take advantage of International NixEclips Day?
Well my pasting these tags at the bottom of you blog comments.
nixeclips
nix
how do you do that.. well it is easy.. simply copy and paste this code into your blog (in the HTML editor section)
Do it at the bottom of your post, and you will be tagged with the terms Nix and NixEclips
then when the world comes to see what a NixEclips is, like a Burna Bianco you will be in the search results!
Remember December 7th is International NixEclips day!
Monday, December 05, 2005
Make a young boys dream come true..
on December 7th all day and night..
Go to http://www.technorati.com
and enter the term NixEclips
Nixie is not well, and needs you love and attention to feel wanted and in order to get better.
When I asked him if he could have anything in the world, what would he want, he looked up at me with those little round eyes, adn said..
"I wanna be more famous than Daphne Tao.. just for a day."
So Wednesday December 7th is now International NixEclips day!
Remember go to www.technorati.com and enter nixeclips into the search engine, over and over and ovaer again, all day until you see NixEclips in the top 10!
Please pass this on to every blogger you know, far and wide and every person you know blogger or not.
We are trying to make a deserving young man's dream come true!
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 7th Is INternational NixEclips day!
nixeclips
nix
Go to http://www.technorati.com
and enter the term NixEclips
Nixie is not well, and needs you love and attention to feel wanted and in order to get better.
When I asked him if he could have anything in the world, what would he want, he looked up at me with those little round eyes, adn said..
"I wanna be more famous than Daphne Tao.. just for a day."
So Wednesday December 7th is now International NixEclips day!
Remember go to www.technorati.com and enter nixeclips into the search engine, over and over and ovaer again, all day until you see NixEclips in the top 10!
Please pass this on to every blogger you know, far and wide and every person you know blogger or not.
We are trying to make a deserving young man's dream come true!
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 7th Is INternational NixEclips day!
nixeclips
nix
See it can be done.. Bruna Bianco proves it!
look here cool blog.. hits all the technrti highlights and then some.
I think he is agreeing with me, that by carefully planting the seed far adn wide, you could force a non-existant term into the technorati top 10.
This could also be a case of a run away macro searchign technorati for nobody again and again and again.. but I think it would feel a lot better if we all could agree on a time, and then a search term.. say "Nix" or delorumrex, then go to technorati .com at the preordained time adn start clicking.. Nix thinks he may be found out hunted down adn placed in a hole until he lerns how to behave if ever he was brought into the light.. I say "Pishkabibble!" Let the search begin!
So friends and neighbors.. what do you say.. tomarrow at 8:00 eastern time (GMT -5) we all go to technorati and start searching for "Nix" again and again and again...
December 6th a day that will live in Nixomy!
Bianco
Bruna Bianca
Bruna
bruna bianco
I think he is agreeing with me, that by carefully planting the seed far adn wide, you could force a non-existant term into the technorati top 10.
This could also be a case of a run away macro searchign technorati for nobody again and again and again.. but I think it would feel a lot better if we all could agree on a time, and then a search term.. say "Nix" or delorumrex, then go to technorati .com at the preordained time adn start clicking.. Nix thinks he may be found out hunted down adn placed in a hole until he lerns how to behave if ever he was brought into the light.. I say "Pishkabibble!" Let the search begin!
So friends and neighbors.. what do you say.. tomarrow at 8:00 eastern time (GMT -5) we all go to technorati and start searching for "Nix" again and again and again...
December 6th a day that will live in Nixomy!
Bianco
Bruna Bianca
Bruna
bruna bianco
Buy x-box 360 easy! "xbox 360" xbox
Go ahead put x-box 360 in the search box and see what pops up!
You can also try any popular search, try jewlery, Occupied Japan Glass and China, the wolrd is your oyster.. let ebay be your pearl. (I made that up.. I think they should pay me for it.. hehehe)
Look at the post below, click the ebay link, and try it.. try any item you are having a hard tiem finding, or that ou do not want to go out and fight the crowds for.
The key to being a succesful buyer on ebay is to pay attention the the numbers next to the sellers name, this will take you to their feedback. If they do not have a good amount of positive feedback, you are at risk, if however 100's of people have bought from that seller and none, or a very few have left negative feedback, you can feel pretty safe.
Also it is a good idea to pay using a credit card, credit card companies offer you additional protections, as will paypal.
Be safe and happy this holiday season.. shop online wisely.
xbox
xbox 360
xbox 360
x box 360
You can also try any popular search, try jewlery, Occupied Japan Glass and China, the wolrd is your oyster.. let ebay be your pearl. (I made that up.. I think they should pay me for it.. hehehe)
Look at the post below, click the ebay link, and try it.. try any item you are having a hard tiem finding, or that ou do not want to go out and fight the crowds for.
The key to being a succesful buyer on ebay is to pay attention the the numbers next to the sellers name, this will take you to their feedback. If they do not have a good amount of positive feedback, you are at risk, if however 100's of people have bought from that seller and none, or a very few have left negative feedback, you can feel pretty safe.
Also it is a good idea to pay using a credit card, credit card companies offer you additional protections, as will paypal.
Be safe and happy this holiday season.. shop online wisely.
xbox
xbox 360
xbox 360
x box 360
Buy it on Ebay! (Do a search it may blow your mind)
Go ahead click the banner and search for somthing.. anything..
I am wondering how to work Daphne Tao into my ebay items?
Anyone got some Daphne Tao (Toa, Toe, Tick tack Toe) Memorablia?
I like to look through the pulse and the miscelaniuos tems for outrageous auctions.. give it a try.. you may even find somthing to give somone.. I was looking for the MT box.. I have somone on my list that really deserves one.. and what beter way to say I love you, than a "mystery envelope" purchased off of ebay?
GO ahead you know you want to..
how many hits is enough?
wtf? THis just posted itself.. so now I go to edit it..
I was wondering how many hits you have ot get perday to say that your blog is successful?
It 100 a day a good mark.. a thousand? TenThousand?
I wonder how many Xaixue gets? Or Daphne Tao now that she is no longer blogging?
I wonder whare most of the hits are coming from for their blogs?
Technorati? Some other magical blog searchengine that naturaly spits out links to the most irrelevent places on the planet?
(Well you can;t get much more irrelevent that I am here.. so that's not is.. or maybe it is and I am just not listed there yet?)
I still wonder how many clicks it takes to make the technrati top 10 for searches in an hour?
I wonder if two people could do it by just clicking and clicking and clicking.. this is aperently the case for Bruno Buchini (or some such name) only one taged post, it is in spanish and has nearly no substance)
So I say we put Nix on top.. go to technorati.com adn put "nix" into the search bar adn hit refresh about 12,000 times.. he may not post every day but at least this way we can make him the most famous non-asain non-female blogger in history.. well for an hour anyway.
PEace out.. much work to do .. don;t have time to screw around with you pissants!
I was wondering how many hits you have ot get perday to say that your blog is successful?
It 100 a day a good mark.. a thousand? TenThousand?
I wonder how many Xaixue gets? Or Daphne Tao now that she is no longer blogging?
I wonder whare most of the hits are coming from for their blogs?
Technorati? Some other magical blog searchengine that naturaly spits out links to the most irrelevent places on the planet?
(Well you can;t get much more irrelevent that I am here.. so that's not is.. or maybe it is and I am just not listed there yet?)
I still wonder how many clicks it takes to make the technrati top 10 for searches in an hour?
I wonder if two people could do it by just clicking and clicking and clicking.. this is aperently the case for Bruno Buchini (or some such name) only one taged post, it is in spanish and has nearly no substance)
So I say we put Nix on top.. go to technorati.com adn put "nix" into the search bar adn hit refresh about 12,000 times.. he may not post every day but at least this way we can make him the most famous non-asain non-female blogger in history.. well for an hour anyway.
PEace out.. much work to do .. don;t have time to screw around with you pissants!
Bird flu.. what's happining?
Random thoughts random spellings (Reviews of life): Bird Flu.. what’s the big deal? I may be missing somthing here? Can you Help?
Okay we have not been hit by an asteriod or commet, or all blown into outerspace by a supervolcano.. what's happening with bird ful.. seems to have dropped off of the news cycle radar.
(excuse spelling) Could this have really been the Administrations way of seeing just what it would take to violate the Posse Comotatis act and have the US population cheering for it?
Scary thought if it was.
Ain;t politics a bitch.
Okay we have not been hit by an asteriod or commet, or all blown into outerspace by a supervolcano.. what's happening with bird ful.. seems to have dropped off of the news cycle radar.
(excuse spelling) Could this have really been the Administrations way of seeing just what it would take to violate the Posse Comotatis act and have the US population cheering for it?
Scary thought if it was.
Ain;t politics a bitch.
Monday, Yelling people and King Kong.
Monday.. why do people suck?
How fucking hard is it to be nice.. or to keep your mouth shut?
Why is it nice people have a hard time saying how they feel, and mean people have no problem at all?
When was the last time someone paid you a compliment, just because they thought a nice thought about you?
When was the last time someone was mean to you, for no good fucking reason?
Chances are the later happened most recently.
I have friends and associates, whom I will compliment if I see that they are doing a good job, good work, a kind deed, or if I just like the shoes that they are wearing.. they look at me, sometimes, like I have just grown a third ear in the middle of my forehead.
Why, because not enough people are nice.
On the other hand, if I chew the ass of an employee, or friend, or wife, of step son, they act like it’s no big deal.. why because people are so fucking mean, that when you really do have a beef, nobody cares.. they are immune to it.
I am not advocating that everyone is sugary sweet to everyone all of the time, but for chrissake, people think about what you say before you say it!
(For the record, this is no condemnation of any one person, or comment poster here.. I am talking about the real world.)
I just got my ass chewed for no reason.. well, a project of mine was failed by a testing laboratory, but it was failed for something I had NO control over.. when I tested it using the same parameters it passed.. and now I am asked (yelled at) to tell my boss why it failed.. well if I knew that , it would not have failed in the first place.. The only thing I can think of is that the testing lab screwed something up.. but what.. I have nary a clue.
………
Okay I am too sensitive to people yelling.. I admit it. When I yell I am mad at a person, and I am mad at the person I am yelling at.. it’s pretty simple. If I am mad at a situation, I don’t yell at a person.. in fact I don’t yell at all, what’s the point?
So if someone yells and I am the only one in the room, and they are looking at me when they yell, I assume I am the one that they are yelling at.
If however, I am the only one in the room and someone is yelling at a wall, I just think that they are nutters and go on about my life.
…………..
King Kong..
Alright, I will be the first to say that Nix has a more well rounded sense of movies, and taste in movies.. he watches some movies I would call "real shit", and likes them. (see my "All That Jazz Review")
I think we both agree that the Original King Kong was cool, and ahead of it’s time.. and that the 1970’s version sucked like there would be no sucking ever again.
Now the new King Kong is coming.. and I have to admit, from what I have been hearing it will be a real good movie!
This does not mean that I will see it in the theater.. I hate movie theaters.. too many assholes talking though the movie, no beer, and no pause button if I have to go take a leak. Plus I am a smoker, and like to smoke, drink, fart, and pee during any given two hour time span.
So my little droogie woogs and frizzy malchicks, my quest for you, is to pester Nix until he goes and watching it in the theater, and reports back here as to what he saw.. I will be putting my name on the list at netflix as soon as I can.. and will likewise review it.. if it is good (or bad) enough to bother with.
That’s all for now.. this is DeRex wishing you all a happy fuck.
How fucking hard is it to be nice.. or to keep your mouth shut?
Why is it nice people have a hard time saying how they feel, and mean people have no problem at all?
When was the last time someone paid you a compliment, just because they thought a nice thought about you?
When was the last time someone was mean to you, for no good fucking reason?
Chances are the later happened most recently.
I have friends and associates, whom I will compliment if I see that they are doing a good job, good work, a kind deed, or if I just like the shoes that they are wearing.. they look at me, sometimes, like I have just grown a third ear in the middle of my forehead.
Why, because not enough people are nice.
On the other hand, if I chew the ass of an employee, or friend, or wife, of step son, they act like it’s no big deal.. why because people are so fucking mean, that when you really do have a beef, nobody cares.. they are immune to it.
I am not advocating that everyone is sugary sweet to everyone all of the time, but for chrissake, people think about what you say before you say it!
(For the record, this is no condemnation of any one person, or comment poster here.. I am talking about the real world.)
I just got my ass chewed for no reason.. well, a project of mine was failed by a testing laboratory, but it was failed for something I had NO control over.. when I tested it using the same parameters it passed.. and now I am asked (yelled at) to tell my boss why it failed.. well if I knew that , it would not have failed in the first place.. The only thing I can think of is that the testing lab screwed something up.. but what.. I have nary a clue.
………
Okay I am too sensitive to people yelling.. I admit it. When I yell I am mad at a person, and I am mad at the person I am yelling at.. it’s pretty simple. If I am mad at a situation, I don’t yell at a person.. in fact I don’t yell at all, what’s the point?
So if someone yells and I am the only one in the room, and they are looking at me when they yell, I assume I am the one that they are yelling at.
If however, I am the only one in the room and someone is yelling at a wall, I just think that they are nutters and go on about my life.
…………..
King Kong..
Alright, I will be the first to say that Nix has a more well rounded sense of movies, and taste in movies.. he watches some movies I would call "real shit", and likes them. (see my "All That Jazz Review")
I think we both agree that the Original King Kong was cool, and ahead of it’s time.. and that the 1970’s version sucked like there would be no sucking ever again.
Now the new King Kong is coming.. and I have to admit, from what I have been hearing it will be a real good movie!
This does not mean that I will see it in the theater.. I hate movie theaters.. too many assholes talking though the movie, no beer, and no pause button if I have to go take a leak. Plus I am a smoker, and like to smoke, drink, fart, and pee during any given two hour time span.
So my little droogie woogs and frizzy malchicks, my quest for you, is to pester Nix until he goes and watching it in the theater, and reports back here as to what he saw.. I will be putting my name on the list at netflix as soon as I can.. and will likewise review it.. if it is good (or bad) enough to bother with.
That’s all for now.. this is DeRex wishing you all a happy fuck.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Hottest Bloggerette.. the contenders.. Xai Xue Sawn Yang / Yao, Reena Vasquez, Lily, Daphne Tao
So how do our contenders stack up..
In First place with 10 votes.
Xaixue
In Second place with 6 votes
Dawn Yang / Yao
In Third place with 5 votes Renna Vasquez
In fourth relative late comer (Muriel) Lily
With 3 Votes.
In last place
Daphne Tao with one vote.
And our latest addition MuMu
Also with one nominatorial vote.
We here at Random Thoughts.. that's me and all the voices in my head.. would like to thank each of the hot bloggers above , for being hot and being asain.. cause, we have a real fetish for asian ladies..
But with that said, is there no Black, Caucasian, or Indian (Native or From India.. which is kind of asian) Bloggerttes that could ba called "hot"?
If not that's okay too.. but I would think that each and every country, nationality, race, creed or belief would have at least one super-hottie..
So if you know of any hot bloggerette, the more diverse the better, that you think should be up in lights here as a HOT BLOGGERETTE please leave a comment with their URL.. we will do the rest.
And don't forget voting is still open, vote early and often! DO IT NOW!
In First place with 10 votes.Xaixue
In Second place with 6 votesDawn Yang / Yao
In Third place with 5 votes Renna Vasquez 
In fourth relative late comer (Muriel) LilyWith 3 Votes.
In last placeDaphne Tao with one vote.
And our latest addition MuMuAlso with one nominatorial vote.
We here at Random Thoughts.. that's me and all the voices in my head.. would like to thank each of the hot bloggers above , for being hot and being asain.. cause, we have a real fetish for asian ladies..
But with that said, is there no Black, Caucasian, or Indian (Native or From India.. which is kind of asian) Bloggerttes that could ba called "hot"?
If not that's okay too.. but I would think that each and every country, nationality, race, creed or belief would have at least one super-hottie..
So if you know of any hot bloggerette, the more diverse the better, that you think should be up in lights here as a HOT BLOGGERETTE please leave a comment with their URL.. we will do the rest.
And don't forget voting is still open, vote early and often! DO IT NOW!
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