It is April, National Poetry month, for my fellow Yanks.
and as National Poetry Month, I will try to feature a new poen each and every day.. all month.. yep I am turning this into another one of those lame assed poetry blogs.. but at least I will admit that my poetry SUCKS!!! Perhaps we can get Nix to play along.. go pester the shit outta him, now that he is all famous for his work on The Tomb! he does not have bearly enough time to come play with us mortals.
I see that the Term Ajax is a top techno today..I always thought of Ajax as a Missle system, or a clenser, or a greek god.
I guess it was only a matter of time before it got attached to some technobabble term.
What's next?
Whatever it is it will never compare to the num we had with that (nameless) singapoira bad girl.
Assholes: Why is the world full of them?
Mel (not that he's an asshole) has posted a bit about some aussie comercials that is real frickin good. Go check it out www.welcometowallywold.com
You know way we don;t have comercials like that here in the states? If we did they would be the most entertaining thing of TV and television dose not need any help in pointing out that programming sucks.
Okay if you are an ass hole do the following: Stand up and say "Hi my name is (state your name) and I am an asshole."
We will all say "Hi (state your name)"
now we can all drink coffee and smoke.
77 comments:
Almost Rolling On The Fucking Floor Laughing. Glad you liked the Aussie ads. Yeah...we really do talk like that. ;-)
Did you see David Sifry left a comment again? On my Technorati story. Pretty cool for a CEO, eh?
Ok, fucker. Copy, paste and post this fucker on your blog for all to see. Back in 1992 I tried to create the most retarded poetry I could come up with. I have four of them. Here's the first:
Lies of the Traispajin
Listen. Do you hear it?
It is the Traispajin.
Come to bear the world with olar fungies.
Its farningal tolls on vespeel roads.
Jar.
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Please write anything else!
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Wonderful blog.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Magnific!
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Magnific!
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Thanks to author.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER
Hello all!
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
Thanks to author.
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
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