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Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
last laugh '07
just though you would like to know what ive been looking at...mostly 06 sucked... funny.
Monday, November 05, 2007
i drugs i need....
boy does that sound familure.
my spelling still sucks....
Progenitorivox (The Drugs I Need)
The prescribed medicinal debate boiled down to funny animation accompanied by music of the infamous Austin Lounge Lizards.
Tags:
* animation,
* drugs,
* comedy,
* Austin,
* Lounge,
* Lizards,
* Progentivorivox
well there you go....
Sunday, November 04, 2007
Seinfeld Rips Larry King
go Jerry go!
he rips on Larry King...
Larry King is "ripped a new one" courtesy of his own bufoonery, while interviewing Jerry Seinfeld.
Tags:
* Jerry,
* Seinfeld,
* Larry,
* King,
* rips,
* bee,
* movie,
* interview,
* cnn,
* ben,
* larson,
* comedian,
* comic
Thursday, August 30, 2007
green day - funny
greenday, interview, interviews, joke, jokes, funny, billie, joe, tre, cool, mike, dirnt, punk, music, comedy, fuse, egos and icons, mtv
those are your links...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7OlbEtwwXs
in youtube...
thanks funny!
well work is fine... i find my self doing a lot of stuff that i orrigey put togeter for the dummer ones ... like CQ repots, but that is just fine... hell i feal happey that pay me.
i feel bad that i can wright, beater that this... but i suppos it is something you have gotten use to.
suer there is sepllcheck but really i want to see my f ups.
that is enogh for now... check you out in my dreams.
143
or
good nite
those are your links...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7OlbEtwwXs
in youtube...
thanks funny!
well work is fine... i find my self doing a lot of stuff that i orrigey put togeter for the dummer ones ... like CQ repots, but that is just fine... hell i feal happey that pay me.
i feel bad that i can wright, beater that this... but i suppos it is something you have gotten use to.
suer there is sepllcheck but really i want to see my f ups.
that is enogh for now... check you out in my dreams.
143
or
good nite
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
NASCAR Jeff Gordon / Speed Racer Tribute
NASCAR Jeff Gordon / Speed Racer Tribute
Jeff Gordon's Gay
dear Penis
and while we're on teh subject of Rodney.. here's another one..
80s moment....
buy something!
Jeff Gordon's Gay
dear Penis
and while we're on teh subject of Rodney.. here's another one..
80s moment....
buy something!
Saturday, May 05, 2007
forgetful...
i still can't spell...
but i rember what it is that you like...
Badday - Watch a funny movie here
that's right... video...
Bus Stop - Benny Hill - Click here for more blooper videos
and more
and one move
i like tho...
so, that's all
but i rember what it is that you like...
Badday - Watch a funny movie here
that's right... video...
Bus Stop - Benny Hill - Click here for more blooper videos
and more
and one move
i like tho...
so, that's all
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Q & A on Health good stuff!
Q & A on Health
http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com/
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears
out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
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Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO...... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
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Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com/
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears
out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO...... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
go catch this guy bolg...
he is veay funny...
a definetly worhe your two centc...
it is posted rear the end.
a definetly worhe your two centc...
it is posted rear the end.
good mornig! of afternoon??
hello! what have i done today! Watched 4" of snow come down!
i am realy ready to be done with snow!
at reast they have salt.
i fond this
its funny!
i like em...i espiecal like the last one..
i am realy ready to be done with snow!
at reast they have salt.
i fond this
its funny!
i like em...i espiecal like the last one..
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
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