Saturday, March 17, 2007

here's to the ol' days...

this was my second posting ...

Okay so now I am here for post number two. And seeing if I read the “how to” properly.. there is a possibility that I have head-in-ass disease, or as we like to call it around here.. a case of BAD YOGA.

So what to write about that you the reader may enjoy.. better question, do I care if you enjoy it.. well not really.. but here goes anyway.

Lets talk about stupid people.. I am not saying that I am not a stupid person, but it seems to me, if you can spot them easily, you probably aren’t one.

Here are a few examples:
A man in a southern town, had to have his penis removed from a soda can, when after he placed it into the opening, it started to “swell”. He suffered circumferential lacerations and required stitches. We can only hope that it does not work any longer, so he may not proliferate! (With any of his cousins or other fine folk)
I am sure someone asked him “Why did you do a dern fool thing like that fer” and I am willing to bet, his response was , “To see if I could get it to fit in there.”

I heard about a young fella who to check to see if the power was connected to his spa, wet the tip of one of his fingers and touched the incoming hot wire.. I bet that left a mark! What I want to know is Did he really think he had to wet his finger to feel 50 amps of 240 volt current?

Have you ever done anything realllllly stupid? (Sure you have, we all have.. hell I married the same woman twice!)
Care to comment on your act of stupidity, you can do it here and be completely anonymous.. I dare you to open up to nearly a billion potential reader.. I dare ya!

Dumb stuff I have done:

Married my high school sweetheart, while I was in high school.. during a lunch break.. of course consummating the marriage in the school parking lot when we got back was fun.. Then we divorced after 11 months.. (should have seen that one coming)
Forward the clock 12 years… I find here after a short search, have not talked with her in nearly 10 years.. we start to call each other regularly, as we are both going through a rough divorce from our subsequent spouses, we have lots to share.. mostly about how bad out choices of spouses had been, excepting present company. Then after a 3 month whirlwind 1500 mile phone relationship, my dumb ass hops a jet flys to where she is and PROPOSES! WTF WAS I THINKING???!!!???. We were wed 4 days after my arrival in her home town… we separated 11 days later, the divorce took another 60 days to be finalized.. we were nuts.. I think she was nuts she swears I was… Moral: Two people in dire emotional distress, should avoid each other like the plague, outside of perhaps group therapy.

Okay, I have been married a few times.. I am real good at courtship and shit as a spouse. I know it, I warned my current wife.. she didn’t listen and begged me to marry her for 7 years! Any bets on how long the marriage lasts.. I am banking on 2 years tops.. It’s been 7 months of hell now.. I think I can take another 17?

Maybe I have a problem with commitment? I am not sure, but it seems like you need to be committed (to an institution) if you want to marry me..
I should know never to sink so low as to marry anyone that would sink so low as to date me.

OOH OOH! I forgot about this one.. I was in High school, I was dating affine young lady, and I went to meet her parents. The meeting went well, I was nervous, cause I wanted to be able to see her at least long enough to get in her drawers. (what can I say, I’m a dude!) SO we meet, we have dinner, (her mom’s cooking sucks) after the meal we watch some television, her dad gives me the third degree, and I lie and pass the questioning.
The evening draws to a close, she walks me to the door, we kiss goodnight. I hope into my car .. put it in reverse.. and back SMACK into her dad’s new car! Panicking, I hit the gas rather than the break and push the little Toyota’s bumper full up into the grill! I panic further, put the car into Drive rather than park, hop out and my car rolls forward into their house! (pushing my bumper full up into my grill) This by the way takes some force to do in a 1969 Chevy Malibu! The crash(es) bring the family a running… needless to say after my ass chewing from her, her mother and her father, I left with my tail between my legs.. and I really mean that literally. She was forbidden to see me… (well that’s what she said the next day we were in school together) I never did get to get her naked… and I met my first wife a few months later..
See now if I had only had a few drinks during dinner I would not have been so nervous, and would be telling a different story of divorce today… of if she would have just boinked me before hand, we could have avoided the whole meet the parents thing.. talk about a life changing event.. funny how one little thing causes so many other little things isn’t it? Well I guess that is a topic for another entry.. now it is time to post this and see if I did read the “how to” section correctly.

Friday, March 16, 2007

notes on the photos...

the news papper is a hoax...
the other one is a picthe of Tammy and her boy fried...

an update.. stroke

well i had a stroke..
i don't know what is goig on sometimes...
i am glad to have bolgger to tyr an put my thoughts downe... as baddly spelled as thy are.


soooooo many!

it seems there are so many girls it is hard to pick one...

so i say have bunch...

now that is uuuu uuu good

banned from tv


tera patrick video...

yea! now that is what i call yuuuuummmmyy!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

300 who were they

ths 300 who were they...

they were the Spantans

oh i love this

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

a cool trick

The Cork OFF The Bottle Trick - A funny movie is a click away
hows that!

whadafuck! the 80's are back

look what tenorati brings up...

somebody tell me i just miss 1986

here are some real tunes...

if we could all just get alog...

bad huomer...
ain't i right

now thats funny!

Was 9/11 A Government Operation ???

You know what's really sad? This stuff is really being spewed across our college campuses. Young men and women in their 20's listening to this stuff and forming opinions and beliefs about America. Guy's like this are warping the minds of so many and I believe in this guy's free speech, but should he be allowed to talk this junk on college campus'?

This is hysterical. Get em O'Reilly...

i dont think every thing O'Reilly has to say is spot-on... but this is real close.
thanks y

Monday, March 12, 2007

just a few things...

SeeTthrough - Click here for another funny movie.

Porno Kills - The funniest videos clips are here

RC Jet F-104 Starfighter - Watch today’s top amazing videos here

still all stoked.. but seeing some improvement

thay say that you will see improvemet it short busts
hell, for me it seemed I never saw the first...
but now i have seen one.
yeah for me.
I seem to have better endings on me sentense... oooohhh yes

another one!!

and him too!

there dropping like flys out ther... damn

i don't belive it!

this guy choose suicide... oowwch