Friday, October 19, 2007

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

why o' why!

i just lost my butt, at party poker...


oh well... tomato will be better.

i hope

Colbert running for president..

Colbert running for president...
yep he said hes running....

no he didn't...

he said he would think about it... guess what... that means he aint!
wait a minuet!
He said he would! HOLY SHIT!
on his show...

oh well... sa la geri

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

why do i do it???

why oh why!

help me try and make sense of it...
why do i hope to find love online ...

why o' why.

i should have used

ok, that was a joke... but seriously why do i try and try!
i guess I'm just a hopeless romantic.

have a video...

i love you...
oh well... it is true....

that was so good, have another.

i do love you.....

Monday, October 15, 2007

fergie Fergie Clumsy Video Premiere


* Fergie,
* clumsy,
* premiere

Fergie Clumsy Video Premiere

Fergie wow
i like it!

SNL - Digital Short: Andy Punches

you got to watch the end....

* SNL,
* Saturday,
* Night,
* Live,
* Digital,
* Short,
* Andy,
* Punches,
* People,
* Getting,
* Punched,
* Just,
* Before,
* Eating People Getting Punched Just Before EatingSNL - Digital Short: Andy Punches.

ok im back...Duke Lacrosse

Duke Lacrosse...
I wigged and squirmed... but to no avail.
Once we got in to the light and my eyes had a chance to get back to normal , I noticed that this room was neat and clean.

Where's my angel! I belted out.

I got no response.

Finally this monster took me down, and threw my against a wall, he pointed at me, and grunted something.

He turned a walked away... how strange it was.

I stood up, and dusted my self off.
when in came the man, who i wold come to call "The Devil" of this little play.

"good evening" he said.

what i said... you will have to wait for...

wonder whos out there...

ever sit there and wonder who there?
you could sing my thin-a-mo-bob.

or not...

i got to go...

but first have this...


Sunday, October 14, 2007

i got a break...

no time for Erotic...

fat kid???

Family, Guy, Simpsons, American, Dad, Funny, Lol, Owned, RsJelly, Top 5
at least i got enough time to do this....

ok thats enough...


gotta go...

wathcing out...

my wife is home... so you will get no Duke
many tommarro.
Fing spell cheek don't know what I mean by that.... shit.

oh well.. cheek you tomarro.

what the does that mean..
tammorro...tamerro...oh well...

george bush is funny... kinida

oh boy... i don't know what to say.

you go bush...


* George,
* bush

have a great day...