Friday, April 07, 2006

(South Park) Stan Marsh for President!

Don;t you think it's time that common sense was re-introduced into the White House?

Vote for Stan!

Stan! Stan! He's our Man!!

Buy this girl's ass on Ebay!

Yes friends, the people I know.. yikes..
Here you can bid to buy this girl's ass.. only on ebay.
Buy Her Ass

perverted poetry for April National Poetry Month (erotic?)


A is for anal - you know all about that
B is for biotch - that's the way Rex says it
C is for, you know, that rude word
D is for all the dumb-cunts that keep chasing "Tammy"
E is for easy girls for you and I
F is for "fuck" - how easy was that!
G is for the girlfriend you never had
H is for the hard-on you're holding in your hand
I is for "idiot" - leave it alone
J is for jerk - see above, der
K is for killer - that 's what you'll become
L is for Lezzo and licking your bum
M is for "me so horny"
N is for that's not what she said
O is for "O I wish I still had that Traffic"
P is for Penis, of course - everyone knows that
Q is for "quick...before my Mum gets back from the shops!"
R is for Rogering, Ramming or Rooting - take your pick
S is for "shit this is crap!"
T is for testicles - have you got yours?
U is for your undies on deRex's floor.
V is for...dare I say it? Sure - Vag - give me more
W is for Willy or Wanking or "what are you gonna do with that?
X is a hard one but Extasy will do
Y is for "Why not?...I'm game"
Z is for Zorro and his sword (snigger snigger)

Thanks to Mal

south park + family guy + Mohammed cartoon = Priceless

Here it is South Park rips on Family guy and the outrage over the mohammed cartoon all at once..

Good job guys.. now play the "Trapped in the Closet" episode and we'll forgive you (comedy central) for being a bunch of spineless wankers!
For those of you who may have missed the "trapped in teh closet" episode, here it is.. in it's entirety!

(Fuck you Tom Cruise)

First poem of the day.. not tammy nyp but it will do.

Black as frozen life.
It stains the sheets.
It fills my cells with fear.
For it is time.
The stain must be cleared.

Ode to a Dead Bug


Now come on all you perverted fucks, I know you are out there, and I know you are reading this.. I can see you.. so pull your fucking pants back up and write me some muthafuckin verse or prose or some shit! BIOTCH!

Hell I will even open this up to south park poetry.. you will get extra credit if you write about South Park and Tammy NYP! So common fuckers! Lets see some poetry!

The National Poetry Counsel would like you to know that April is National Poetry Month, but if you drink and write, please write responsibly.
Thank you.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

SOUTH PARK FANS! Come Together! Tell Tom Cruise to eat a fat one!

sign the South Park Chef Gate Petition!

Tell Comedy Central to re-air the now infamous South Park episode "Trapped in the Closet" and tell Tom Cruise to eat a fat dick!

Pass it on to all of your friends, and their friends and their friends.. Scientology and Tom Cruise should have NO bearing on Freedom of Speech..

And furthermore because Tom Cruise is such a Douche I will NEVER watch or review a movie he is in.. unless I am tearing it a new clam hole.

American Idol Notes Continued. Kenny Rogers WTF!!!

American Idol Notes Continued. Kenny Rodgers WTF!!!
See wiki Kenny Rogers

My Father looked a lot like kenny Rogers, before Kenny had all of that damned plastic surgery.. now kenny looks more like Barry Manalow than The Gambler.

I can see hair transplants and an eye job and a full face lift.. look at the before and after.. damn Kenny I would want my money back!
Did you go to Michael Jackson’s surgeon or what?!?!
PS. For all you Mandeesa fans out there.. she sucked Tuesday.. so bye bye big-butt!

Natl' Poetry Month.. submit your Tammy NYP poem TODAY!

Well I think it is high time that someone immortalize Tammy NYP with a poem.. and I want you fuckers to write it.
Sure you could write Hikus about the size of American Idol Star Mandessa's ass.. but Tammy has a lot more sticking power.. and if you ask me a wholely better set of "talents".

So write your best tammy nyp poem.. and sumbmit it here.. (click the leave a comment link bonehead)

Haiku, Limerick or Epic.. whatever your heart sings about our dear NYP Tammy say it here and say it now!
Tammy We love you.. (long time)

Tammy NYP in the Shower.. with Wally! (and King Schlong)

See the shower video here and read about the history of this latest naughty video download.

Read good old Mal's comments about it here.

I don;t care how many tiems I hear that Tammy NYP is out of date, she will never grow old or tired to me.. well not until some other gal from singapore takes one for the team..

Thank the vlog gods for the video sharing sites like youtube, google, ad nausium

I ran inot one video sharing sight that actually allowed "adult" content, but I was in a rush adn did nto bookmark the URL..
I think that's what we need it more adult content on the web.. and a palce were we can all share it..
(Does anyone reading this know which youtube like site allowed adult video uploads? )
Because lets face facts.. the internet is for porn!

more poetry.. Haiku.. well it's april and don;t balme me, I did not invent Haiku.

first you shoudl know that as a rule I think Haiku is stupid.. I really tried to impress the chicks with my ability to spout haiku when I was in my 20s.. but the more i did of that, the more Haiku i commited to memory the more I realize just how much it all sucked.
but for those of you who do not find Haiku stupid or just plain silly I give you this..
from: This cool little blog

One of my favorite haiku poetry books is Haiku: The Poetry of Nature, edited by David Cobb. Here are a few spring poems from the book:

snow melts
and the village floods
with children


frisking horses
also sniff at their legs
wild violets


on the ebb tide beach
everything we pick up
is alive


Vlogging, Videoblogging and using a blackberry to blog

The blackberry devices are coming down in price, and I am seriously considering one..
But I have to wonder, does anyone blog form their blackberry? Is ther eany specific ups or downs to blogging from one?

Can you recive video on one? With Vidoeblogging, or vloging or is that vlogging? becoming more popular, I am really wondering, what video woud look like on one? Then can you patch a webcam or similar device into your blackberry and upload? Say I decide to video blog.. can I do that from a blackberry>?

Well that's my questions.. hoepfully some smarty pants will have an answer or two..

April is Poetry Month... and here is your first poem of the day.

The Raven
by Edgar Allan Poe
First Published in 1845

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
" 'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door;
Only this, and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore,.
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore,
Nameless here forevermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me---filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
" 'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door,
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door.
This it is, and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is, I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you." Here I opened wide the door;---
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word,
Lenore?, This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word,
"Lenore!" Merely this, and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping, something louder than before,
"Surely," said I, "surely, that is something at my window lattice.
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore.
Let my heart be still a moment, and this mystery explore.
" 'Tis the wind, and nothing more."

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven, of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door.
Perched upon a bust of Pallas, just above my chamber door,
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore.
Tell me what the lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore."
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning, little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door,
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as "Nevermore."

But the raven, sitting lonely on that placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered; not a feather then he fluttered;
Till I scarcely more than muttered, "Other friends have flown before;
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
Then the bird said, "Nevermore."

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master, whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster, till his songs one burden bore,---
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never---nevermore."

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore --
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking "Nevermore."

Thus I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl, whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.
"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee -- by these angels he hath
Sent thee respite---respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, O quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!"
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore!"

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!--prophet still, if bird or devil!
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate, yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted--
On this home by horror haunted--tell me truly, I implore:
Is there--is there balm in Gilead?--tell me--tell me I implore!"
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil--prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that heaven that bends above us--by that God we both adore--
Tell this soul with sorrow laden, if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden, whom the angels name Lenore---
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels name Lenore?
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

"Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting--
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! -- quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted---nevermore!

Find all official versions of The Raven
Read translations of the Raven
See the Real Flittin' Raven guarding Poe's House at the National Historic Site (Philadelphia, PA)

Movie Review: House of D.

I was happily able to watch “House of D” last night, uninterrupted!

I rented it from Netflix.
I have always liked Robin Williams, and remembered seeing a preview while strolling through blockbuster several months ago, (before I signed on to netflix)
I remember thinking that it looked like an okay movie that me and the wife and I would like.

I was very impressed with this film.
David Ducovney (X-files fame) and Robin Williams did an excellent job.
I am not sure of the kid’s name who played David Ducovneys roll as a kid, but he was great too.
(You do not get to see much David Ducovney.. so what little he did.. I will give him props for)

It is a story about a mentally handicapped man and a boy who are friends, and have a falling out as that boy becomes a man.. (13). It will male you smile, laugh, and perhaps cry.. I do not usually sign onto movies that don’t have at least one killing (per every 10 minutes) but in this case I will give “House of D” a 4 star rating!.

(Somebody dies.. but it is without benefit of a chainsaw, so that does not count)

rent it or buy it, but watch it.

oh yea did I mention it has Tia Leone’ in it!

intelliflix online dvd rentals!

Boot Camp or bootcamp.. here is the article for you.

Here is the best little concise atricle I could find when trying to figure out why "boot camp" was the number one today
Check it out here..

Then while we are on the techno thing.. wtf! is happening with my pings?
I mean they have posts litsed from yesterday, but the little screen to pin them says it was last updated two days ago.. and then when I ping them today.. they are asleep..

could it be i finnaly tammynyp 'ed them to death?

Mal over at wally world wrote some good stuff about technorati and the CEO.. I like the CEO.. he actually responds to emails! And if I am reading what i think I am about him.. I have ot believe that my misha-ping-ings are mearly a technologial glitch.

I still would suggest to the CEO of Technorati that they have a place that shows the uncensored results of what people are searching for..

American Idol Notes: (from a viewer)

Yes, another week, I have watched the saga that is American Idol.
I do not think that there were any suprises last night. Mandesia go bye-bye.. come on we all knew should would not make it to the end, and I am sure she will sing professionaly so no big loss for her.

Did anyone notice Kenny Rodgers? WTF? He's had more work than Michael Jackson! okay maybe not more than michael.. but damn, he does not look like himself at all!

I am still betting on Chris and Kelly for the #1 and #2 spots..

Did anyone notice how close Ace and Kelly were sitting last night? Somone should tell Kelly that he is homosexual.. then explain to her what a homosexual is.

Kelly did look exceptionaly do-able last night.. god I love the dumb ones.. you can tell them anything.. she is going to make some lucky bastard a fine wife.. Can you imagine.. she goes off makes a platinum record.. you tell her she made a whole $12,000, "now git in the kitchen and fix me a turky pot pie.. " (smack)

and she would believe it!

Actually, I really like her.. I think she's cute in a doe caught in the headlights kinda way.

Chris: I really like his voice, I am not really even into his style of music, but that boy has got pipes.

Can we now just fast forward to the Chris Kelly showdown.. please?
I have had enough American Idol for one season...

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Anyone remember this video? Green Jelly! The Three Little Pigs

Check it out..

Thank you youtube...

Don;t ask me why , but when this song first came out, I could not get enough of it.. I actually own the Album.. piece of shit other than this one song..

why is that so oftent he case.. one good song and 45 minutes of fucking noise.
Rememebr when Smashmouth was new.. and had that really hip 50's / 60's sounding tune.. (I forget it's name), well I bought that CD too.. complete piece of shit! It did make a fine shark lure however.

And to think that the record companies are gettign pissed 'cause we want to download one song at a time.. (for free) rather than pay for a CD with one cool tune and a whole lotta crap.
While we're on that subject, I think that anyone over the age ot 30 shold be able to download tunes for free.. because we have already bought billions of dollars worth of SHIT just to hear one good song.. them fuckers owe us!

It ain't easy bein' a pimp!

Make it easy on your ladies, my fellow pimpologists!

Don't make a ho stand out in the cold, 'caus enobody wants to see blue lips wraped around there you know what..
tell your favorite ho that her well being as well as you gettin' yo pay is on your mind, with this elegant jacket

A P.I.M.P. production.. biotch!

Natl' Poetry Month submission.. from Nix.

From Nix!

a poem

The swirls cannot be stopped.
As they meet eachother.
At places not yet chosen.
The drop is never broken.
Though its meaning may be gone.
It exists as one, reborn.

Ode to an Empty Toilet Paper Roll

The Tammy NYP Video! YES.. I love her staying power!

Tammy NYP video is here..

Sure it is a hoax.. but that is one damn fine looking mamcita!
We need mroe how to shower videos like that, if you ask me.
And tammy dear if you can read this.. you should be the first one.. (after your 18th birthday that is)

Gotta love the fuckers at brrrreeeport!

Tammy NYP is back! FUCK YEA! The Shower Video!

Capital Region People: Tammy NYP, Comments and Trackbacks (Oh My!)

I was stunned to see her re-grow leggs.. and even more stunned to hear that there was rumor of a new "Shower" video!
Hey Mal where the fuck were we on that one? I ask.

Believe me, if there were a shower video of Tammy NYP I woudl have a copy.. even though technical it is child porn.. well I guess thaat means I woudl not have a copy.. but she's gotta be getting close to 18 don;t she?

So sure if you go searching, you will see that the shower video is most likely a hoax.. but lets face facts here kids.. for schmoes like me, trying to attract readers, i need at least one good tammy NYP a month.

For those of you who are not familure with Tami, Tammy, Tamy, NYP, NYU, tammynyp.. just put NYP in the search box (upper left) and click.. you will find all sorts of Tammy stuff..

Welcome back Tammy, I missed ya!

If anyone reading this knows tammy, tell her that i have a lucrative film contract to discuss with her upon her 18th birthday.

And now your Moment in Poetry.. (it's National Poetry Month you know? ADULT)

I love your lips when they're wet with wine
And red with a wild desire;
I love your eyes when the lovelight lies
Lit with a passionate fire.
I love your arms when the warm white flesh
Touches mine in a fond embrace;
I love your hari when the strands enmesh
Your kisses against my face.

From I Love You by Ella Wheeler Wilcox


and now my slightly more perverted version...

I love your lips when they're wet with wine
And red with a wild desire; (and wrapped around my cock)
I love your eyes when the lovelight lies
Lit with a passionate fire. (and looking up at me from under my desk)
I love your arms when the warm white flesh
Touches mine in a fond embrace; (or when you stoke my ding-ding)
I love your hari when the strands enmesh
Your kisses against my face. (Okay having your Hairy meshed against my face.. well that'll work)

From I Love You by Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Perversions by DeRex

And where the FUCK is NIX!
That ignorant slut!

Ever since he has made it into the big time at he has spent less and less time hanging out with us seal people.

So nix if you can read this.. suck it biotch!

Today is my Birthday.. I am getting old.. thank you youtube

Due to youtube, I am no longer considering checking myself into an old folks home.
Yes, today is my birthday.. I am (neveryoufuckingmind) years old today.

But thanks to Youtube.. I am happy as a man with a nut bra!

and I am sure that this will officialy get Mal to cry uncle..
take this.. you misplaced Aussie you!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Poetry Month.. here it is your bad poetry of the day.

From a blog.. and seeing how I am going to call it all shit.. well I won't post a link here.. so without further adue, I bring you a stolen poem..

Dear Lisa,
Lisa my love
My Life
My Wife

Lisa my pet
so wet
so white

Lisa my hump
my bump
my grind

Lisa you fuck like a whore
I love you.

What a bunch of crap.

My version

(Stolen from e.e. cummings)
she being Brand

-new;and you
know consequently a
little stiff i was
careful of her and(having

thoroughly oiled the universal
joint tested my gas felt of
her radiator made sure her springs were O.

K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her

up,slipped the
clutch(and then somehow got into reverse she
kicked what
the hell)next
minute i was back in neutral tried and

again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my

lev-er Right-
oh and her gears being in
A 1 shape passed
from low through
second-in-to-high like
greasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinity

avenue i touched the accelerator and give

her the juice,good


was the first ride and believe i we was
happy to see how nice she acted right up to
the last minute coming back down by the Public
Gardens i slammed on

brakes Bothatonce and

brought allofher tremB
to a:dead.


get your own!

Conspiracy Theory Library! (plus Video) This will either scare you, make you laugh or put you into a coma..

Whichever you choose.. it surely beats my bu Mal over at in the dueling video competition.. well for length anyway.

Now I have a video that was emailed to me.. that i need to upload to youtube.. it is about 12,000 times funnier than anything ol wally has posted.. look forward to my next video posting.. My Balls!
(Did you raise up of 'is nuts?)

Tom Delay Engineer of own end game?

I subscribe to the beliefe that "Those who look for demons are the only one's who find them".
But this blog brings up a good point about the Tom Delay end game..

So does Tom Delay really hate democracy?
Only time and history will tell..
Send in the clowns.. there out to be clowns..

Thanks youtube!

Tom Delay: "I'm Done" (where's Bush?)

Tom Delay quit.. he just up and fucking quit..
I have often said that the death penalty should be reserved for traitors and politicians.

Well politicians which are found guilty of coruption in my eyes, should face very harsh penalties.. Lets say a mandatory minumum of one day in prison (a real prison.. lets say Jouliet for example) for every dollar that they take or every dollar that it costs the tax payers to put their lyin asses away.

I would like to see a branch or at least department of the government which was dedicated to digging up and exposing couruption..

I have lost all faith in our elected officials.. this November I may or may not vote.. and in the next presidential election, again, at this point it is a toss up. Why bother when no matter who is in power, all that they look out for is themselves, or big business, or some group or activists that helped get them in power.
What ever happend to government for the average man?

I am an average man, with an average income and average debts and resources.. and I have NO REPRESENTATION!

Just once I would like to hear one of these blow hards say and mean, that they are there for the greater good of all the citizens.. (you know the of by and for thing)
not this group or that, this business or that.. but every fuckin body.

I am getting so sick of going to the polls and pickeing the "lesser" of two evils.. this year, i amy just go for the greater evil and write satan in!

Either way we're fucked.

My new slogan for the upcoming elections..

So now I will go back to
in hopes of winning enough money to leave the country after the elections.

Hey Mal you got a guest room?

More Slogans for the upcoming Presidental Election and politics in general.

Thank God for Term Limits.

With Diebold GW is Sure to Win Again!

Don't blame me, I didn't vote!

Satan for President
Fuck the lesser of Two Evils.

No matter what, I predict...
We're fucked.

HEY! I am a minority too!

Will the next Imperial Leader please stand up.

Darth Vader for President

Sadam for President..
what's the difference?

Oh fuck it, vote for the Nazi Party.

Jeb for President
Because we're dumb.

Don't balme me, I'm Libertarian.

Vote for Dope not "a Dope"
Vote Libertarian.

Smoke a Bush...
Don't vote for one
The Libertarian Party

And that's it for now.. next.. bad poetry.. of course.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Threesome!!! SEX Video of Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (ALL TOGETHER!!!) HOT HOT HOT!

April Fools dude!

Actually you want to see some hot Donkey, Smokey, fucky sucky action! Click here! (no kidding.. donkey and smoking included!)

Announcing the Douche De'Jur! Pianka

As a logical member of Dr. Pianka’s 90% I have to say.. Save the planet..(from the stupid) Kill Pianka.

It would be better if Pianka had said, “If we kill the stupid people of the planet” or “If we kill the Neo-Cons of the planet” or even “If we kill the Eco-Nazis of the planet” but no he said kill 90% of the general population!

(Even Hitler only wanted to kill of a minority, the Jews.. this fucker wants to see us all go!)
Read the story here

.. ‘cause I ain;t makin this shit up!

(Here I thought Pianka was another Pavlina moment.. come to find out.. he’s just a whack job with a PhD.!)

Perhaps we should make Pianka’s name synonymous with a hot babe who digs taking it analy?
Whatta ya say Mal?

(Interesting fact.. when I checked the tag "Pianka" this picture popped up at techno.. yup Pianka likes it doggy style)

Scientology... South Park, Issac Hayes, Tom Cruise

Okay I asked NIx some details about Scientology.. he said he would tell me some day about his experience, but in the mean time he posted this link

It will help you if you are looking for some information on Scientology. I always just thought of it as so rediculous, that I never looked much past the surface.
But if you're curious as to why Tom Cruise may (or may not) act the way he does. Or why Issac Hayes was pressured into quiting South Park through mental manipulation and brain washing.. go here to read all about it.

Thanks, NIx.

"I figure to get rich, I will need to found a religion of write a best seller"
L. Ron Hubbard.

GO HERE for FREE DONKEY SEX! (or maybe not?)

Check out this auction!

I am not sure if it is making a pro or con smoking statement.. but I never knew a girl could do that with a cigarette and a donkey?
again click here to see the soon to be famous smoking/donkey/sex/ auction.

This month in Bad poetry moment.. brought to you by Nix and the letter G

Lies of the Traispajin

Listen. Do you hear it?
It is the Traispajin.
Come to bear the world with olar fungies.
Its farningal tolls on vespeel roads.

Next a piece of my own SUCK poetry.. take this Biotches..

Wally Wally on the Wall

Wally Wally on the Wall
Don't you have any
brains at all?
Can't you see the wall
has just been plastered?
Can't you see you silly...

april, ajax and assholes

Hello dear sweet friends.. (and others)
It is April, National Poetry month, for my fellow Yanks.

and as National Poetry Month, I will try to feature a new poen each and every day.. all month.. yep I am turning this into another one of those lame assed poetry blogs.. but at least I will admit that my poetry SUCKS!!! Perhaps we can get Nix to play along.. go pester the shit outta him, now that he is all famous for his work on The Tomb! he does not have bearly enough time to come play with us mortals.

I see that the Term Ajax is a top techno today..
I always thought of Ajax as a Missle system, or a clenser, or a greek god.

I guess it was only a matter of time before it got attached to some technobabble term.

What's next?
Whatever it is it will never compare to the num we had with that (nameless) singapoira bad girl.

Assholes: Why is the world full of them?
Mel (not that he's an asshole) has posted a bit about some aussie comercials that is real frickin good. Go check it out

You know way we don;t have comercials like that here in the states? If we did they would be the most entertaining thing of TV and television dose not need any help in pointing out that programming sucks.

Okay if you are an ass hole do the following: Stand up and say "Hi my name is (state your name) and I am an asshole."
We will all say "Hi (state your name)"

now we can all drink coffee and smoke.