Friday, February 17, 2006

now for another request..

are U Emo?

What the hell is an emo?

Gunther! Ding Dong Song.. you touch my Tra la la..

I am still looking for hte WoW (World of Warcraft) version of this..
but for those who still don't know Gunther.. here he is..

ohh.. you touch my tra la la..

This one kills me..

remember gents.. be careful what you ask for..

you just might get it..

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Why do I thnik that the begining of this looks like home life in the Dick Cheney household?

Here's one for my peeps..
I call it growing up with Dick Cheney for a dad.

You decide....

here's one more..
I forgot how much I liked Twisted Sister.

wishing you wierd dreams..
Mr Howdy

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Dick Cheney.. why not? and some valentine's day thoughts..

As long as we are poking fun at good old Dick.. let me take this oppertunity to promote a book that is less than favorable about his boss...

ahhh, now that feels better.

I have heard some great one liners abuot Dick's hunting trip.. perhpas when the dust has setteled, I will post a review of some of my favorites here..

The question has been raised as to why Dick did not talk to the sherrifs office, right after the shooting... I think that this is perhaps a vaild question.
A few things that I have heard, seem to be possible..
1. He thought of himself as too important to bother with a small town sherrif over an accident.
2. He was affraid that the sherrif woudl take the opertunity to make a political statement and arrest him.
3.He had been having a couple of drinks before he went out, and would have been arrested.
4. He was embarassed and did not want to put up with the scrutiny of the press.
5. The Secret Service told him to go, and that they would take care of it.
6.He forgot
7. He thought he was Dan Quail Hunting, and the guy did look like Dan from the side.
8. Cheney always People hunts, this is just the first time it has come to anyone's attention.
9. The guy had it coming.
10. It was an accident, and the fact that the Vice president did not talk to the sherriff, was only because the sheriff did not see it worth bothering him over.

No matter the reason, the sound bite I heard from a member of the press is still priceless. He said "This is like mana from heaven on a slow news day".

I am glad that nobody was seriously hurt, and I am glad, that I have had this to write about for the last couple days.
Now if we can only get the president to shoot somone...
(insert, he has other people do his shooting line here)

Now we all have ot be left wondering, what the next big thing in Blogging will be.. silly the stuff we pull out to make important isn't it.

Valentine's day thoughts:
Did you get a card form someone today?
Did you get a card or present from someone you did not expect one from?
I sent a card today.. I even got one back..
I think that today is a "hallmark holiday" really, but it does open up the opertunity to get naughty with somone, so hey, it's all good.

I wonder if Nix will manage to pull in any attention from some sweet , purty thing?

How about my other Blogger frineds? I wonder what they are doing?
But as one blogger pointed out resently , the only reason we are here, is because we are pathetic and have no lives.. (funny that he was a blogger.. can you say projection?? yikes)

So this is for all of you who will not get a card or gift today..
Happy valentine's Day!
I hope you get (*&)
in a nice kinda way.
the end

Monday, February 13, 2006

Dick Cheney News Confrence..

Today in Washington..
Dich Cheney held a news confrence, in which he was pummeled by questions..
One last question was..
"Sir is there any message you woudl like to pass on to the media"

"Yes, I want you all to remember that he was a "friend" and I shot him ..."

Cheney.. I wouldn't call him Dick if I were you..

In a hunting accident, the worlds eviliest man shot and wounded a long time friend.
(I can see the conspiricy theory nuts, going bonkers from here)

When asked for a comment, Mr. Cheney quietly said.. "We'll from where i was he looked a lot like a quail".

Dan Quail has not been seen nor heard from in days..

I guess, Dick got pissed when his buddy called his bird?

I like that fact that the Media acted all offended that the Vice PResident's office did not call them earlier? What a load of shit!

God forbid the media actually has to do a little work.. (actually I hear tell taht NBC is just pissed off that a littel NEwspaper in Corpus "scooped" them.)


So here ar ehte possible future Headlines:
Dick shot man over Haliburton Contract
Dick Shot man, While Aiming at once Vice President, Quail
Don;t you Dare call him Dick to his face!
Man about to release vital NESARA information shot by Vice President, while President watched. (You'll have to look the whole NESARA thing up)
Man mistaken for war protestor, shot!

ad of course, HUNTING magazines,
5 Easy Ways to Prepair Quail While You Are in Intensive Care.

Party on wayne..