Friday, May 19, 2006

Hey What's that Chris Daughtry (American Idol guy) up to?

First take a look at these. (thank you youtube for the video)

on live.
The Fuel offer.. on Extra

Too bad the rest of the Chris Daughtry American Idol videos were pulled off of youtube, but at least they know he is a wanted muthafucka!
Chris you fuckin' Rock..

To hear Chris Daughtry again, for now at least you will hav eto buy this...

Check it out at amazon.

Tomb of Anubis (Movie Reviews) goes MySpace and in other news...

Tomb of ANubis (The best fucking Movie Review Site on line..) Goes pussy on us and gets a MySpace account.. ain't that fucking cute?
Go there and fuck with them by clicking here...

And a good bro of mine has fianly made his website look like something other than sterio instructions.. check out his hot tub website by clicking here.

And last but not least by a fucking long shot.. The Potatoebabies, are even closer to the big release of their new song. Ode To Tammy (NYP).. go give them fuckers a hard time by clicking here.. cocksuckers!

Oh shit I damn near forgot.. Nix is still depressed.. go give him some cyber at Evilshouldntlookthisgood and Mal of Mal.Ic.ious has written some cool crap in his shoot the shit area.. go give him the bird too.

Here is a vampire picture and a youtube moment..

you greedy bastards!

Thank you Anne Rice, Interview with a vampire, for making so many of us freaks the way we are.. biotch!

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Beautiful Agony... a youtube moment.. again..

there is this one person, who I want to make, make these sounds and faces..

any questions?

a youtube moment, and a Chris Daughtry Request..

it was 1980-something..
she wore leather, tight and oh so black

she straddled me, the livingroom spun as we rocked eachother like a hurricaine.. and there was nothing wrong with our night of sin..
It was love at first sin that lives to this day..
and my world is still rocked...

I think that the only current singer that could do this song justice is former American Idlo, Chris Daughtry.. so Chris how about a cover, of Rock You Like a Hurricaine?
Whatta' ya say buddy?

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

American Idol Notes: (from a reluctant ex-viewer)

Well Idol is on.. in my living room.. I am upstairs writing this.. and I don;t care... I will most likely go downstairs to hear Taylor Hicks sing, but that's about it.. I guess I was just so into Chris Daughtry, that after he left, the draw for me anyway, left with him.
To bad..
I think it will take Katherine McPhee to stand ther enaked (no wardrobe to malfunction) in order for me to watch her sing again.. and as for Elliot.. he so friggin ugly I would rather look at Kenny Rodgers' bad face lift.
The onlything even mildy entertaining other than Taylor, who I really do kinda like, is Paula and trying to gues what she is high on. (Pain Killers I have heard, and Alcohol I have heard.. I dunno, but she looks pretty waisted tonight.)

Her being a dancer, the prescription pain pill s make sense. Dance wrecks your body.. trust me I know this.. sure when you are in the teens and twenties your body does amazing things.. but at a price. I genuinly hope Paula is not a junkie.. but fear that she may be.. I realy liked her when she was hot dancing and singing and lookin fine.. and IMHO she is still pretty damn nice to look at.

So will this be the last American Idol post from the old deRex? One never knows.. shit I thought I had written Tammy NYP for the last tiem two months ago.. but she still here.. and she's still hot. and she is still well teh last great sex scandle to come down the pike.. So for now.. I give you American Idol shit from to go buy.. and if you are like me here's a chance to rent movies from Inteliflix.. try the free trial thing and enjoy. bad B-movie horror is better than watching Simon Cowel on a good night.

intelliflix online dvd rentals!


Movie Cemetery Man! I can't wait for Nix to review this one!

Great horror films are like zombies – the best ones always come back!

On Tuesday, June 13th, Anchor Bay Entertainment, an IDT Entertainment company, will release the eagerly-awaited U.S. DVD premiere of Cemetery Man , one of the most requested horror titles of the last decade. Revered by consumers and industry critics alike for releasing classic and cult horror films, Anchor Bay continues that tradition for Cemetery Man (aka Dellamorte Dellamore ) with a new anamorphic widescreen transfer, and resurrected with a SRP of $19.98.

Directed by Michele Soavi, Cemetery Man stars Rupert Everett ( My Best Friend's Wedding and the voice of Prince Charming in Shrek 2 ) as Francesco Dellamore, a cemetery caretaker who finds that his seemingly dead-end job has recently become a little harder. Along with his sidekick Gnaghi (Francois Hadji-Lazaro), Francesco spends his days interning corpses and his nights killing “returners” – those who have risen from their grave seven days after burial. Life changes for Francesco when he falls for a beautiful, mysterious widow (Anna Falchi). When fate intervenes, Francesco must choose between Love Eternal and the Living Dead…

Ever since its release in 1994, Cemetery Man has shocked and tickled with its unique balance of the macabre and the comical. Anchor Bay Entertainment dug deep to find bonus features worthy of the film's reputation, including:

  • Widescreen Presentation (1.66:1), enhanced for 16x9 TVs
  • Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound
  • Death is Beautiful: The Making of Cemetery Man featuring all-new cast and crew interviews including director Michele Soavi, star Anna Falchi and more
  • Michele Soavi Bio
  • Trailers
Get the Fully Monty at
Will Nix Review it at ToA?
Will Paullie Pureheart get tied the the railroad tracks?
Will I ever get the time to finish the Duke Lacross Stories?
Tune in to find out!

other blogs that talk about Cemetery Man
and while you're at it try here too.
oh yea and here too...
and over here... and fuck it why not here as well..

and on amazon?

Monday, May 15, 2006

Duke Lacrosse Private Eye: Saint's Blood (Part Three)

Duke Lacrosse Private Eye: Saint’s Blood Part Three.. Shaky’s

When last we left Duke he was seated in his office, his beautiful client having just left him wit a few tips on where he could fine her missing article, and a head full of lusty thoughts..

I sat there for a long time, trying to gather my thoughts about this woman.. her beauty was breathtaking, and I was finding I could get used to her whole mind reading act.

I know what I had to do that night, and first thing was to get down to Shaky’s. Shaky’s was a gin joint on the south side, full of gangsters and wannabe gangsters, and the citie’s elite that got a thrill from hanging around with the “dangerous crowd. It was 11:00 I was wide-a-fuckin-wake, and if I knew my city and its dirt bags, this Malcolm Biggs would be there, or at least someone who knew about him would be.

It was an easy drive across town, and I enjoyed it. I played that dam strange dream over aging in my head.. I was a little pissed off at myself for not being able to envision the rest of my client’s body.. but hey< I knew who I was thing about and that’s all that matters. Hell I was half tempted to take my monster out and dust him off before I got to Shaky’s.. but I had just dry cleaned this suit.. so I guess it would have to wait..

I pulled up in front of Shaky’s the Valet came out an greeted me.. I found it best to let the Valet park the your car here, that was you weren’t sitting in the drivers seat should a little surprise go off when you turned the key over. Everyone knew that here, sure your car got searched , but better to have your privacy violated than your guts blown all over 27th avenue.

He grinned until he saw it was me.. I usually tipped the little prick but not much.. fuck I didn’t want him driving my car in the first place.. and he also knew some outta town cheating husband may leave me a surprise that goes boom.. I love my business , but when you give the bad news to the ex to be, the hubby can get a bit pissed.

Inside it was like New Year’s Eve, but it was every night.. Dames, of the fucking dames! And everyone from movie stars to cheap suits was in attendance.

I found an old “friend” Franco “Finger-bang” Franchesi sitting in his usually corner, sweating all over two babes, and drinking Champaign, this was his normal spot, and his normal position, I said” For a fat fuck you sure can pull the babes Frankie.” For a minute I thought he was gonna drill me, but then he smiles, called me a cock sucker and asked me to have a seat.. he then asked me if I wanted a cigar, some Champaign, or one of his broads.. To which I said, “yes, no scotch, and maybe later”.

I gave him the scoop on Malcolm Biggs, and asked if he knew anything..
“Nah, what would a poor fuck like me know any artsy fartsy fuck for?” he grinned at me.
Then he told the girls to go powder their noses..

“Yea, I heard about this freak, fuckin guy looking to pawn some church thing, wants a hundred”K’ for it.. I don; know nobody with taste in art for that kinda dough. But I am sure one of these fucks here does.. “ He waived his had gesturing to the crowd of elite butt-sniffers.. “you wan’ maybe I put the word out for ya?”

“Yea, see if you can’t tell them you know somebody who wants to buy it?” I said.

I thought Frankie was gonna pop from laughing so hard.

“Ah ha ha ha ha! Oh fuck Duke I never figured you for an art fairy! Ah ha ha ha!!” I thought the fat bastard was gonna choke! But Frankie had gottn my eggs outta the sling more than once, so I let him laugh.. long and hard.

“Yea, call me if you get anything? I asked. Just as the girls were coming back..

“Sure , sure.. you sure you don’ wann’ pork one of deeze?” Frankie said giving the blonds breast a squeeze..
“Nay not tonight, Frankie, but I will take a rain check” I said.
The blond almost looked disappointed.. and gave me a wink as I stared to leave.. of course if my choice was that fat sweaty fuck of me.. I would probably want to fuck me to, I had to think as I left.

(so ends this part of “Duke Lacrosse Private Eye: Saint’s Blood”) Tune is later for more..

as a tribute to the author that got so many of us reading vampire stuff.. I offer you the following Anne Rice selections from amazon. com
(erotica and vampire.. gotta love that)

and a youtube moment.. video.. funny!

I hate when I spring a bonner like that in my bike shorts.. don;t you?
ANd great music.. thanks to Afro Man.

Does Sex Sell? You Betcha! Top Key words update

well my fellow blog travelers, statistics say that if you used a search engine to get here, you used on of the following search terms to find "here".

It seems that even after all these months the Tammy NYP Video Download is still in the number one spot.
But interestingly enough the Katherine (Kat) McPhee Upkirt Video (American Idol) episode is not a distant second, nor is the Lafarve scandle.
As American tried to go more and more puritanical in its media, we have to wonder "For who?"
And on that note, I give you your sexy vampire picture of the day..
Today's picture thanks to
Here you can actually buy this art.. and no I don;t make a dime off of it. If you like erotic art, it is worth a viewing.
Click here to see all the offerings.

And for those of you bold enough to display erotic art on your coffee table, I give you these.


Sunday, May 14, 2006

Karl Rove.. wil he be indighted? A political break

I am taking a break for a moment to talk about Karl Rove.
This is not to say that this blog will just becoem one of the countless political blogs out there.. I prefer my normal, funny/erotic blend..
(like Kona but different)
The problem is, if Karl Rove is indighted it will do little good at this point.
A presidental pardon is alway spossible, just before leaving office Clinton pardoned a bunch of folks, and at that point there was nothing that could be done about it.
Karl ROve and Scooter Libby may end up taking the fall, but with George Bush in office and a republican house and seanet and a mostly conservite Judiciary, what difference will it make at the end of the day?

So America you turn out in droves to vote on American Idol, how about you put the same effort into voting in November.
I will not even go as far as to say that GW is an Evil Bastard, but before you spend all this energy bitching about the current situation, think about changing it. (Or if you like the status quo.. think about keeping it.. it makes little difference if you write about it, and then do nothing.)

How many bloggers bitched about Chris Daughtry's untimely exit from American Idol, and did not bother to vote for him? How many will bitch about the current political situation , and in the end will do nothing abou tit..

If you want change, or like the way things are.. do somthing about it.. otherwise it's all just hot air.
In other news.. I have changed my mind.
"Spellcheck is for people with to much time on their hands"