Friday, March 17, 2006

The internet is for porn! (Avenue Q)

We have all (well most of us) seen the W.O.O. The internet is for Porn video.
Did you ever wnder where that came from .. well....

The play, Avenue Q
Muppets were never so funny..
well except that time that Kermit got caught with the smell of Pork on his Breath.

Kermit's favorite meal? Pork Sushi.

ode to tammy NYP Video Download movies porn faster and faster

We all want our porn faster , right?
How about at broadband speeds!
I hate having to wait for the latest nude video to download.. say Tammy NYP does another , would you be willing to wait for so long to see that? Of course not!
So when the next sex video singapore scandle breaks, be there faster with cable!

Go ahead I wont tell them why you want more bandwidth.. I promise..
(They already know anyway.. because we all know that the internet is for porn!)

So put your tele number in and see just how fast you can download the next great fad.. (probobly a sex scandle from singapore, I know.. but damn it be ready!)

If this weren't so gay.. (Happy St. Patrick's Day!)

If this weren't so gay it would be cool...
hey it's Irish.. so lets all have a drink and riverdance?

Damn! Them are some fast feet.

Happy St Patrick's Day and Good bye Tammy NYP

Happy St. Pat's everyone.. where we're all a little IRish.. tonight I plan to drink Guinness and paly a little poker in honor of the ol Saint. Well the drinking will be in honor of, the gambling will be to pay for the beer.

THis may be my final Tammy Tami, Tamy, NYP, NYU, Video Phone, Videophone, download singapore sex video post.. yes, I can tell all of your hearts are breaking!
But Tammy just don;t sell like she used to. (Not that tammy was selling anything on the video..)

I am down to a cool 100 hits a day for anything tammy now, and while I may be easy I ain;t that cheap.

So now it is up to us, yes you and me, the blogging community to come up with another super hot scandle to get our clicks up.. seems that somthign has to get up in order to bring clicks.. I woudl be willing to have my naked body posted all over the bloggosphere for the cause.. can I get any young volunteers to star with me.. (keep in mind, I am fat, bald and ugly.. so it may be best if you did nto tell your friends you were going to do this)

Do not forget to go to this weekend (Sunday) to read the latest B-Movie reviews.. and to give old Nixie a hard time.

and while you are at it.. I have it from a very good source that Wally has been getting pissed with some tart named Vallorie or Valirie or soem sch thing in the alps this week.. and I do not know if mrs Wally knows about it.. so go give him some shit to at

Thursday, March 16, 2006

This somehow felt right today..

Okay so I am nearing the end of another find day at work.. much accomplished adn all that rot.. and my mind wanders to friends long since parted and well missed..
my mind wanders to this song..

oh how I wish , how I wish you were here..
Perhpas tonight I will download the tab and try to learn it..

Too bad I can't play two guitars and a mandolin at the same time .. but I think I can hack together a resonable rendition..
Okay on that note.. I am outta here!

Scammer alert.. and a funny American Idol inspired reply.

Here is the spammer email to me..
(what a douche)

Please do nto email this douche and make fun of him like I may have.. cause it would just not be right to email and make him think that you want to play along.. because we all know that as a scamming, spamming piece of whale shit is a very busy person.

HSBC Holdings plc
8 Canada Square
London E14 5HQ
I feel quite safe dealing with you in this business proposition having gone
through your remarkable profile on the internet.Though,this medium
(Internet) has been greatly abused, I choose to reach you through it because
it still remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of
communication. My name is KAMRAN TASHAROFI , I am the credit manager in a
bank here in the United Kingdom. I am contacting you of a business transfer,
of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a
transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried,
but I am assuring you that everything has been taken care off, and all will
be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency
of this transaction.
I am the account officer of a foreigner named Gerald Welsh who died in an
earthquake and tsunami-ravaged Indonesian province of Aceh along with his
wife and entire family in December 26 2004 you can confirm this from the
published by CNN. Since his death, none of his next-of-kin are alive to make
claims for this money as his heir, because they all died in the same
earthquake and tsunami-ravaged (May their soul rest in peace). We cannot
release the funds from his account unless someone applies for claim as the
next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Upon
this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of
kin to the deceased, as all documentations will be carefully worked out by
me for the funds (US$5,000,000.00) to be released in your favour as the
beneficiary's next of kin. It may interest you to know that we have secured
from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of the deceased
beneficiaries. Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of
our mutual business endeavour by furnishing me with the following
information if you are interested. 1.A Beneficiary name, and complete postal
address..In order for me to prepare the documents for transfer of the funds
in your name. 2. Direct Telephone and fax numbers...For our personal contact
and mutual trust in each other,for more confidentiality and trust.I am
willing to offer you a million dollars ($1Million dollars) of the total
funds if you can assist me transfer the funds to your country or any Bank of
your wish, while the balance $4 Million dollars shall be for me for
investment purposes. If this proposal is acceptable by you, please endeavour
to contact me immediately. I also wishes to invest in a stable economy. My
interest is in companies with potentials for rapid growth in long terms. I
am interested in placing part of the funds in your company,if your country`s
bi-laws allows foreign investment. Do not take undue advantage of the trust
I have bestowed in you, I await your urgent mail to my personal email
address: {}
Yours sincerely,

My reply to

Dear Kamran,
My name is Melissa McGhee, I am a poor and lonely girl who woudl love dearly to help out such a kind and generous man as yourself.
My Friends all think that I could be the next american Idol but I think that I prefer just being plain old me. Do you watch American Idol?
I don't trust anyone that misses an episode.

So in order to see if I can trust you, please answer the following questions.
What is Simon's middle name.
Who is Paula Abdul having an affair with this year according to The Dalily Plant and World News Report?
Where did Ace go to gradeschool?
Who smells like Stevie Wonder?
Don't you think that Ace looks like a gayer River Pheonix?
How many people watched last nights episode?
What was the ratings /share in Los Angeles for last nights show accoriding to Neilson?
Did Kelly Pickler ever do gay porn?

I will await your responce,a dn I cannto wait to talk with you some more. 4 Million is a lot of money, and with it I coudl easily afford to buy my self a new pair of boobs to go with the ones I bougt my brother last year.

Oh byt he way, here is a little note from my invisibel friend Spawn. YOBNKUY UIK ghi HI KUTA YO OY aoiy fiu olays

Sincerely Melissa McGhee

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Put the Willie back in your Tammy NYP with Wally!

Gettin' all up in Reena Tan's Pink.. (project pink)

For the record, this chick is ten times as do-able as Tammy , Tami, Tamy, NYP, NYU (whatever)

Go ahead get all up in her pink (Project pinK)

Things I wish I had tagged here..





Project Pink

Reena Tan

Butik Batok Video

Issiac Hayes sucks my salty chocolate balls.

For all you real video needs, go see you will get more gratitous sex and violence than any bunch of horny old voyures can stand!

Remember Sunday is review day at so be sure to go.. or sit there and suck snot for all I care.

IS Wally still Free? After much Technorati wrangling (more than in Brokeback Mountain .. gitty up little buckaroo!) was free and easy again.. kinda like my sack in a loose fitting pair of jenes.. (yes, I go commando)

When will the click whoring stop with Tammy NYP? I am so tempted to just let her drop as so much old news print, but damnit! I still get a few hundred hits a day from people that are so far behind the times that they are still looking for that little tart. It may be until somthing even more astonishing than Tammy swallowing a sword comes along, that she is still the hot topic.. you know if I coudl get the entire bloggosphere talking about me , just for suckin a dick on camera, I may have ot go brokeback for a day. (NAH!)

SO here is my plan.. I want everyone within the sound of my voice, to go our tinto the bloggosphere and leave a post on somone's blog that reads.

"I have seen the next scandal that will get everyone talking. Someone I know, a dude named DeLorum Rex has a video of him and about 7 girls from Singapore doing it! They were doing it in what looks like a taxi or rather taxis as he toured the city. It is disgusting what he made those poor girls do to him. He should be cained. I even heard that he is threatening the girls , that he will post all of the videos on the web if they complain about it. So I am sure that he only wants to ruin their poor little lives. What an asshole this guy is!"

Or somthing to that effect. Shit you can even add some crappy typing and spelling if you like.. but I tell you my little droogie woogs, if we do not take the inititive of driving tammy nyp from the conciousness of those who blog, we may have to keep whoring clicks with her name for months to come. Or at least until some underaged Malaysian slut takes one for the team.

So your mission now is to besmerch my good name for the betterment of all mankind!

American Idol notes from a viewer..

I did not see American Idol last night.. YES!!!
Instead I was up in my room sleeping like a little babe when the results were announced.. what bliss.

I got a full report this morning however.. no real suprises in who was sent home.. but the fact that Ace that cute little homo was up there, really was a shocker (well to the person that reviews the show for me.. )

I saw Ace's performance on Tuesday, and thought he did an okay job.. better than the majority anyway.
Stevie Wonder is a tough dude to sing.. so I was not shocked that most of the singers really sucked chef's salty chocolate balls.. but I did think Ace was okay (I said that didn;t I?) Maybe I am turning Brokeback? NAH!

Well I am running short of time, so I will cut to the chase here.. Ace as one of the bottom , smells of set up! I think they only wanted to add some suprise factor to the results.. and if Ace was not sent home, what;s the harm.. AI has been known to do things "Accidentaly" to drive ratings up.. fuck I am suprised that they do not mention Tammy NYP on their website.. maybe they do.. fuckin whores!

So I think Ace is safe for now, he will get sent packing, before we get to the Kelly Pickler ? Chris (the bald guy) showdown, but not for at least 6 more weeks.

So vote early vote often.. and if your lucky Simon Cowel won;t come to your blog and review you.
PS> Do me a favor, scroll down through my AI posts and buy some American Idol crap from my using my links.. thanks.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Isaac Hayes "Chef" quits Southpark.. what a douche!

Hey Chef!

I loved the Chef charictor.. and to leave SouthPark because they made fun of Scientology? What a fuckin weak excuse!

Scientology is a beliefe systemt hat is just BEGGING to be made fun of!
South Park has always been about pushing the edge, being cutting, and havinga bit of a bite.

Issac, you have been in more than one episode that made fun of a beliefe system, or made fun of women, or gays, or celebrities.. but they poke a littel fun at your system and you run away like a little girly man!
Well sir, I say to you.. "SUCK MY SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS!"

Southpark will not be the same without you, but who gives a rip really.. it is the writing, adn the sophomoric sense of sarcasm adn humor that the writers bring that make the show.. not you.. hell I hope that they kill you off in the show.. and you go to hell and become L.Ron Hubbard's new sex slave! BIOTCH!

of course if you come back to the show.. all will be forgiven.. until then enjoy L. Ron's red hot poker of love.
but as long as we're on a south park kick, here are a few clips for readers other than Issac Hayes.
that douche.

Finaly a whole Scientology episode..

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

video available today! Good Night and Good Luck

Good Night and Good Luck (out on DVD today!)

King Kong!

Both supposedly good..
I would like to see Nix re-review it over at but he's got bigger fish to fry..
If you care to read reviews and chack prices at just click the links above..


or search for anything else at using this searchbox..

click whoring and American Idol predictions..

Okay first the click whoring..
Singapore Idol... (cue music send out little short guy in cheap suit.. with bad hair cut)

Tammy NYP Cell Phone Sex Video Download
vs. the now Technorati famous "bukit batok video"

First up "bukit batok video" Doing Disco Classic “Mac Arthur Park”
(cue applause track, pan to judges)

Randy: "Yo dog.. what were you trying to do? I think that was just the wrong song choice for you entirely, it's sad 'cause I like you, but I don’t think you will be gettin' far with that.

Paula: Well I could not really get he feel of what the nude park goers were trying to do in Bukit Batok but all in all I thought the performance was good.

Simon: "it was just horrible.. I mean what were you trying to do there? I think that would only be enjoyed by 80- year old dementia patents and underage cyber voyeurs, I think you just bought your airplane ticket home with that performance".

Next up the Cyber -sweetheart the Pickler of the pickle riding world.. TAMMY NYP!!! Doing the Beatles tune, “She’s got a Pickle to Ride”
(huge applause , and another 12,000 hits to this site)

(show standing ovaton.. pan audience faces, now cue judges on camera two.. and cut to camera two)

Randy" We got a hot one in the house tonight.. give it up dog pound!! The thing that really amazed me is that her partner was not even black! What a surprise from this young lady!!!

Paula: "You know I forget that you are just 17! I think that the world will see more and more of you as you get of age, and I feel truly blessed to have seen such a fine young talent! Again all I can say is amazing.. " (Big Paula Abdul grins and a bow.. ain't Paula the nice one.)

And Finally Simon Scowl" "Well, that was amazing, such a young talent, able to handle such a big member! And when you went to ball fondling and sword swallowing at the same time I was truly impressed. It did get a little pitchy there in the middle, but all total I think you gave the only professional level performance of the evening."

And now America it's your turn to speak.. to vote for "bukit batok video" dial 1 on your porta-porn 9000 phone, to vote for Tammy NYP dial 2.. but first please put your willies away before you dial.. (as is not free to roam the portals of cyber space again.)
(for something with more gratuitous sex and violence than American Idol go here.. )

Now seriously..
American Idol: I hate American Idol, I just don’t like to see people belittled, and there really is not a whole lot of talent on the show. Lets face it, if you heard a song by 90% of the contestant at a karaoke bar, you would not stop trying to pick up the skank at the end of the bar long enough to listen.

That’s why for the greatest part, I don’t know any of there names, or can I tell you any of the songs that they have sung this season.. and I will add here, I have not missed a single episode this season.. much to my dismay. (Okay it is a giving up control of the tele thing, I do it every once in a while to keep the peace in my house, and there ain’t shit on most nights that I care about, so while American Idol plays 3 fuckin nights a week, I sit and listen to it, while I do “other things”.

Here is my prediction form the very start.. Kelly Pickler, will go all the way.. she is the ringer this year. More time was spent and has been spent on her back story than any other contestant. And perhaps rightfully so. With a story like hers Country music fans will be able to (in some part) identify with her, and lets face it, the girl is really likable.. so I think that the producers have been gambling on her from the very start.. now whether the voting is rigged enough to see her through only the Producers and perhaps the Diebold Corporation know.

As for the men, the better performer of the bunch is the bald guy.. what’s his name, the more attractive is (as far as I can tell in polling all of my wives, and girlfriends, and wives girlfriends, and both of my mothers, )is Ace. Now men tend to think that Ace is a flamer, and with the current Clay Aiken scandal, perhaps the producers of AI will not want a peter puffer winning anything other than that “ticket home” that Simon seemed to be all about in a show last week. Personally I don’t; care if he smokes the white owl and has ruby red cheeks, as long as he can sing.. but when I hear him, I thnk about every backstreet boys knock off band ever contrived.
Perhaps he will get a starring roll in the sequel to Brokeback Mountain, but I don’t think he will win the gold at AI this year.

And those mre my predictions.. be sure to tune in like millions of other mindless zombies all across the land tonight, and every night.. for AMERICAL IDOL! (cue music.. fade to black….)

Monday, March 13, 2006

Better than doing it with Tammy.. do it yourself with this spa and hot tub site!

Book Review Posted on the Handymanwire website.

Would you like your own custom spa or hot tub? Did you ever consider building your own? If you haven't, maybe you should.

I just took a good look at Gene Trumbull's "How To" book on building your own spa or hot tub and I found that the idea of building your own is actually a very reasonable and therefore affordable project!

This isn't a plastic tub we are talking about. This is a nice solid, very pretty tiled tub. For $35, this book will take you step by step through the process. It includes plenty of diagrams and pictures, parts lists and a place to order hard to find items. His step by step directions are easy and detailed enough to follow, and explained in simple language that everyone should understand. It is clear that he has built more than one spa, and he has used that experience to provide the insight to make the project a success. What you will do, is build a spa that would cost you between $10,000 and $12,000 for only $3500.

If you are interested, you will be happy with the plans, and happy with the finished product. To ensure your success he lists his email address and phone number (with hours you can call) if you have any questions or problems. Now that is standing behind the product.

Chris Tabone

Own a beautiful Custom Spa or Hot tub and save up to 80% of the cost! (click here) to see how! FREE Bonus buyers guide

Put yor willies away! Welcometowallyworld is free (not 100% Tammy NYP free, but free none the less)

Yes friends technorati adn all the ig chief muckety-mucks at technorati came together and surrendered, by putting back into circulation.. I can only contribute this to the millions of you who walked with a free willie for the cause.
Thank you , thank you, thank you.. you may now put the little president away.

Of course would not be complete withouth the satire, sarcasm, comedy adn all the tammy you've come to expect from that poor lost aussie.. so go give him a visit.. and support him in his decision to keep click-whoring by using tammynyp in every post (just like I am doing)

Speaking of click whoring, can anyone tell me what in the hell the top search at technorati is? Bukit Batok Video? What in god's name is that? I can only find two posts that reference it.. o is technorati being bombarded by yet another unknown phenom.. ala Bruna Bianco?
(For the record top search right now is "Sopranos" and we all know what Sopranos are.. (men with no nuts.)

Speaking of men and nuts.. has anyone seen NixEclips' last post.. looks like he is all hyped up abut the success of a 100% Tammy NYP zone.. and full of reviews where of movies where there were no nyp tammy sucking big long schlong.. but plenty of gatuitous sex and violence.. yea sex and violence!

So that's today's report from the heartland.. all in all a good day to kill time..
here's a litle somthing to help you pass the time..
(insert retro video here..

extra tongue please)

Okay now here is somthign for your easy listening sensabilities

cool tune...

Is it possible? YES.. MORE Shaggable than Tammy NYP!

Check this singapore bases bloger out! She is more downloadable, more viewable, more attainable, and twice the shag machine that Tammy NYP ever thought of being!

Look at this little MInx!
She is that shag-a-rific and legal in all 50 states!

(I gotta move to Asia!)