Thursday, July 27, 2006

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Sex: HOT Orgasm Youtube Video!

I wanna make one of these.. no not with me on camera but behind it..
any volunteers?
(put your hand down Mal!)

The Tooth Fairy, another MUST have Horror Classic, and a review of The Garden

First things first.. here is your youtube video of the day...

A clip from The Tooth Fairy, the latest release form Anchor Bay.
In the Past they have brought back Cemetery Man. (Delamore Delamorte' or some such stuff.. )
Great flick..
Then lastly they brough
"The Garden".. here's my 60 second review.. GREAT movie.. go get it you bloody wanker.. I don;t want to give anything away, so let mue just say this about the garden.. Devil, Horsemen, end of times.. cool.
A well done mind fuck, just like Cemetery man.. and if Nix don;t like it, he can bite me.

What has Anchor Bay to say for itself?
Well read this me little droogiewoogs and Malchicks...

Cavities can be the Root of all Evil!

Dear Journalist:

Remember the innocence of putting a tooth under a pillow at night and finding it mysteriously transformed into a reward the next morning? My, how times have changed…Anchor Bay Entertainment, an IDT Entertainment Company, extracts the dark side of a beloved childhood ritual with The Tooth Fairy ! Co-written and produced by legendary producer Stephen J. Cannell (“The A Team”, “Hunter”, “Profit”, “21 Jump Street”) and featuring such horror alums as P.J. Soles ( Halloween, The Devil's Rejects ) and Jesse Hutch ( Freddy Vs. Jason ) , The Tooth Fairy turns the innocent fairy tale into the ultimate nightmare! Presented uncut with never-before-seen footage, The Tooth Fairy also offers bonus features, including an audio commentary and behind-the-scenes interviews, that viewers can really sink their teeth into! Open wide for The Tooth Fairy on August 8, 2006 , with an SRP of $19.98. Pre-book date is June 28th.

Directed by Chuck Bowman from a teleplay by Stephen J. Cannell, Corey Strode and Cookie Rae Brown and starring Carrie Fleming (“Masters of Horror: Dario Argento's Jenifer”), The Tooth Fairy rips to shreds the whimsical icon. Amid the idyllic splendor of the Northern California woods, a quaint country inn offers respite for the weary traveler. It also harbors a dark secret. Almost sixty years earlier, it was the crumbling home of a malevolent witch who lured in children, stole their teeth, butchered their bodies, and cursed their souls to wander the earth forever. Now, the witch's slumber has been disturbed, and her vengeful spirit seeks the slaughter of all who stay there. And for one eleven -year-old girl with a loose molar and an active imagination, the ultimate horror begins with a visit from The Tooth Fairy...

The Tooth Fairy DVD provides a full set of extras including:

* Widescreen Presentation (1.78:1), enhanced for 16x9 TVs
* Uncut Version – Never-Before-Seen Footage
* Audio Commentary with Director Chuck Bowman, Producer/Writer Stephen. J. Cannell and Actor Jesse Hutch
* Hatchet Job: The Making of The Tooth Fairy
* Cast and crew interviews
* Trailer

Street Date: August 8, 2006
Pre-Book: June 28, 2006
Catalog #: DV14147
UPC: 0-1313-14147-9 0
Run Time: 89 Minutes
Rating: Not Rated
SRP : $19.98

So what the fuck are you waiting for? .. besides the 28th?

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

MySpace? My Space kicks MySpace's ass.. in front of everybody in the lunch room.

I don;t get the myspace craze.. sure some myspace accountes are creative, and much better writtent han my little blog here, but comon folks.. it's mostly middleaged men trying to talk with underaged girls.. and boys..
Here is one more reason that this place, kicks myspace's ass.. in front of everybody in the lunch room.. lot's of 80's videos.. thanks to youtube.
Flock of Seagulls.. yikes that waz some hair!

And one of my favorite.. 2 bowls of hash songs..
Wall of Voodoo... Mexican Radio!

Finally to really get you dial up wankers pissed at the slow load tiems here, I offer this little ditty..
from the Thompson Twins.. Doctor Doctor..

The Thompson Twins piss me off every time.
WOW what hair we had in the 80's!
It's a wonder Godzilla didn't ceom over from Tokyo and use us all as Q-tips!

Monday, July 24, 2006