Friday, May 26, 2006

Calling Tammy NYP! Seven degrees of seperation? Not anymore kiddies.. Vidoe , VLOG, NEws!

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Note: this will not involve the removal of any clothing.. this is a serious project.. yes, I am capable of being serious.. a little.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Not quite my last american idol post.. tickets.. prices.. more.

Yes, I bought tickets.. $38.00 or so in the nose bleed seats.

It should be a fun night out, the arena is right next to teh hottest spot in town, so drinks before and after, and a cab ride home I imagine.. hell I even took a cvacation day for it.

I am curious if any other readers would post the ticket prices in their towns?
GR $38 in nose bleed seats, $74 or so on the floor.. Total cost of two tickets through ticketmaster.. $94.00!

To see nobodies sing.. fucking amazing.
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Duke Lacrosse Private Eye: Sain't Blood Part 6.. Darkness and Light.

Two dead dames in my bed, a headache from hell herself, and a burning when I piss.. this was not going to be a good day.. or should I say night.

A hundred things went through my head, all of them involving me behind bars. I am not saying I got anything against the coppers, but they do have a tendency to lock people up until they can get around to figuring out what’s really going on.

I figured, that if two people were killed in the same bed I was in, and I didn’t do it, I didn’t have time to wait for the cops.

So I did what any good old fashioned American male would do.. I made a plan to stash the bodies.

For now, it was contain the mess, later I could come back when it was a bit darker and traffic had died down a bit to find a place to stash them.

So clean up and plastic wrap, and I was out of there.

The sun hadn’t quite gone down yet, and I gotta tell ya, with my head, the light about killed me.. but somehow I managed to make it back to the office.

I walked in to Wednesdays empty desk, she must really be pissed, she has never stayed gone this long. And because of her absence there were no messages in her familiar , friendly scrawl on my desk either.

I sat that for a long time. Trying to piece together the events from last night, Frankie’s dive, the girl’s deaths, and so far not a lead on Malcolm.

I planned to get out again tonight and see if I could track this Malcolm fellow down when in walks my client.

She looked stunning as always, she wore red tonight, a deep blood red, her hat had a small vale of black that hung down over her eyes, but left her blood red lips exposed.. as she spoke, I found that they still held me entranced.

She was asking if I had had any success last night, I assumed she was talking about in tracking Malcolm down, but because of her crooked little smile I got the feeling that she knew about the girls.

I said that I was working on a few things (I lied) and that I would contact her as soon as I had anything solid at all.. her eyes lit up at that, and her demeanor seemed to change, into something resembling a cat’s.

She licked her lips slowly, and again began to speak.. my mind started it’s strange wandering as she did.. there was something going on with this dame, that I found unsettling, as much as I found her desirable, she scared me.

She ended by saying, “Why don’t you come back to where I am staying, we could go over everything, and perhaps I could shed some more light on things? “

She stood to leave the room, and I felt compelled to follow.. it was as if she had already instructed me on what to do.. we went down the stairs and out to my car all without saying a word to each other, she stood and waited for me to open the door for her.. I knew she had class, and she was proving it.. I started the car, she said ‘The Capri”, and I drove.

The Capri was a real swanky hotel, not to far form Shakey’s actually.. we drove on, all without saying a word.

When we got there, the door man rushed out to the car, and opened the door, for my client. “Countess.” He said with a nod of his head as he held the door for her.

He rushed up the few steps that led to the entrance door of the Hotel’s lobby and again gave her a nod as she passed.. hell I don’t even think he noticed me..

She went to the desk, a young guy was manning it, he too snapped to attention as she approached “No messages Maim” he said , all to fuckin professional for my taste. I also found it odd, that he didn’t hand her a key?

She went to the elevator, I followed, the elevator operator was just as respectful, poor sucker working for tips I thought, but this treatment my client was receiving was a little over the top. I guess that’s what happens in places like this, hell there weren’t no way I could ever stay in a joint like this, so what did I know?

The elevator stopped at the top floor “A penthouse dame if I ever saw one” I thought. The door opened to a marble lined entry way, at which there was a huge wooden door, and another door man in attendance. HE snapped to attention, and swung the door wide.

The inside of this room, was bigger than my apartment, my office, and the greasy spoon I eat most of my meals in. All of the furnishings were old, and perfect. Hell the whole place was perfect.

A man in a suite stood attention as we entered. I can only assume this was the butler? She dismissed him with a waive of her hand, and ushered me onto an all too large sofa which sat near an all too large fireplace.

“May I get you a drink?” She said, in her silky smooth voice, with that accent that drove me wild.

“Yea, sure doll.” I said, trying to keep my composure.

She moved, with cat like grace across the room to a large open bar, I heard the clinking of glasses, then ice, then the glug, glug of liquor as it filled the glass.

“Scotch?” she said half statement half polite question.

“Yea, that’s right.. scotch.” I said, not knowing how she had remembered I drank scotch, hell this broad knew too much, and that was a fact I told myself that I would have to get used to.

I am not sure what was in the glass she handed me, but it was scotch, and it was smooth, unlike anything I had had before.

“You like?” she said..

“yea I like…”

She sat down, her red dress opening a little at the blouse line, as she did.. I looked.. I could not help myself.. she smiled as if to say “ You like?.” And I smiled back as if to say “Yea, I like… I like a lot.”

Her hand went out and came to rest upon my knee. Her touch was hot and soft, and my pulse shot up a few beats at it. She leaned into me, and said “You know Mr. Lacrosse.. I have a secret?”

Her breath was sweet, and her body heat was so that I could feel it radiate against me..

“yea..” I swallowed hard. “what’s that?”

TO be continued..

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

American Idol Notes from a reluctant viewer and Duke Lacross update..

First American Idol.. who will win Taylor Hicks of Katherine (Ket) McPhee???

Who gives a rat's ass?
Chris was the only good one and he went home two weeks ago.. will I watch tonights exciting conclusion of American Idol.. Nope.. I am playing in an online poker tournament.. wish me luck. Then in more important news... Duke Lacrosse Private Eye!

Does duke have the clap? Will his ding-a-ling shrivle up and fall off?
Will he end up in bed with Twins both named Tammy from Singapore?
(WHo happen to download sex videos onto their cell phones?)
...I'll never tell.. well not until the next episode of Duke Lacrosse PRivate Eye: Saint's Blood..

Cuming soon to a blog near you!

Image c/o Wikepedia

And what ever happend to the vampire picture updates you may be asking.. well I gotta tell you , ther earen't that many hot sexy vampire pictures out there, that do not violate the TOS with blogger.. sure you can get some great fangs on the old pecker shots.. reminds me of a fanatasy I need to discuss with someone.. but I digress.. really go to google images and try to find really hot vampire pics? With no nipples.. and no fangs on meat! It's damn difficult.

In further news.. Mal.. of Welcometowallyworld has invited me to a pow-wow in Pairs.. F ME! If it were only so easy to hop a plane and go visit.. well qite frankly he would have ot peel me out of a place in amsterdam I have grown fond of to get me back to paris.. but again I digress..

Why is it so easy for my European friends to travel.. it surly can;t be that htey have more disposable income.. after all we are taught that the Europeans are taxed into poverty.. aren;t they? Or could that be political bullshit? Hummm.. (I know better not talk ploitics, the last tiem I said that Bush was a wearwolf my blog was down for two days) Coincident or NSA.. you be the judge...

ANd let's talk youtube for a moment shall we..

Smokin hot Asain gilr.. nice.. I have a need for a smokin hot girl of asiatic decent.. and no it is not to pratice the next hot scene int eh duke lacrosse tales.. if you are smokin hot and wann be a star contact me or Mal my emailing me here or mal at welcometowallyworld..
and now I bring you , your orgasmic clip of the day.. again from yourtube.. and know that there is a special somone out there, that I woudl like very much to make , make these faces.. and noises.. are you her?? I'll never tell...

beautiful agony.. yep that says it all!

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

American Idol.. damnit! I bought tickets!

YEs, I did it.. I bought tickets.. I am going to see the Idols on Parade or whatthefuck ever they call it.. coem to find out so is half the office staff here.. if we had only admited our Idol weakness (YEA Katherine McPhee Wardrobe Malfunctions!) We could have gotten a friggin sky box for the damn thing.

ANd yes, I am ging to watch tonight.. I think.. I am still pissed that Chris got booted, but I am in it for a penny I am in it for a pound.

Can anyone tell mewhat he hoopla is about Jesse MacBeth? Or is it Jessie MacBeth?

I don't get it.. perhpas it is the spam level on the search engines.. but he is either a Green Barret (reported) who wrote a book that is or is not full of lies, or he is a genetic cross between Jesse Jackson adn the Shakespear Charictor?

That's a scary thought.. A Rev. that extorts money from corporations and who speaks in lyrical English phrasing that nobody outside of a select few thespians can truly understand.. "I AM'ith Somebody!"

Actually I like Jesse Jackson, especially when he hit all those home runs.. :)

Monday, May 22, 2006

Duke Lacrosse Private Eye: Saint's Blood Part 5, Two's Company Three's a Ball!

Well the flat feet had the joint taken care of, if there was any chance of finding out who
gave Frankie the ol’ heave-ho they would have scared him away but good by now.. so that
left nothing to do but to comfort his former “dates”.

“Hey girls, looks like Frankie, ain’t gonna make the show tonight, how about we blow
this joint and head on over to my place?”

Again the girls looked relieved that my fat fuck of a former friend wasn’t going to be the
lucky one tonight. They agreed, hell as far as I know they just wanted to get away from
the police before they had to asnwer questions.

The drive back to my place, was interesting, we sat all three of us across the front seat of
my ’39 the girls I noticed were holding hands.. more than just friends I hoped, and soon I
found out.

The girls giggeld, well like girls, all the way up the stairs to my place.

“It ain’t fancy, but it’ll do” I said un locking the door, and letting it swing open .

I switched on the light, and felt a push form behind.. it was one of these crazy dames..
“damn sure are ready ain’t they?” Turning I saw it was both of them, I ain’t sure which
one had the other one in a lip lock, but they were as they pushed through the now open

I closed it quickly, no need to get the neighbors upset…

These two had done thins before, Frankie always did know how to pick’em.

They pulled and tugged at each-others dresses until both stood there naked as a new
born.. side by side, a blonde and a brunette.. Both tall even out of heels, and both in great
shape. The Blonde a natural blonde the brunette trimmed up all nice and pretty..

The walked at me slowly, almost as if stalking me.. one moved behind me the other in

Within a matter of minutes, they had me stripped down to nothing, the blonde was in
frront of me, on her knees, and my member was responding to her proximity… the
brunette behind.. I felt the brunettes hand between my legs she was rubbing my balls
from behind, this made my member stiffen quickly and the blonde took it into her
mouth.. I could feel the brunette nibblling a little on my ass as she worked my sack, her
hand went up to my shaft and she pumped it for the blonde.. this went on for a few long
moments.. I stood spellbound by their skills.

Then the brunette looked up and me, and said, “by the way, what’s your name?”

“I , ah.. I’m Duke, Duke Lacrosse.. “

“Well hi ya duke, I’m Cee Cee,”

I felt the brunette stand up, she wishpered in my ear “And I’m Dee Dee”.

Pretty soon they both had a hold of a hand, and were pulling me towards my bedroom..
What was I to to.. I fucking let ‘em!

“You wanna watch for a while Duke?” The blonde said, I could tell you was getting’
ready, and well we can’t let you rush this can we?”

“No no, we musn’t rush” I said, “you two go on have some fun.”

What happened next was the stuff of imagination.. these two were really into each other,
you could tell.

They started by kising, the Blonde was on the bottom, the brunetted layed on top of her..
From where I was seated. (Why not sit to enjoy a show?) I could see it all. Both of them
moving, like their hips like were fuckin a man, but nothing going in.. “what a shame” I
though.. I am gonna have to fix that here in a moment”.

Then the Brunette slid down the blond, real slow like, kissing and sucking at first her
neck then her tits, making each nipple hard as hard candy, then down the stomach, to her
blonde beaver.

The blonde gasped a little as Dee Dee’s mouth went to her, but after a moment, it ws
more the sound of an animal.. an animal who was really enjoying herself..

This brough Dee Dee off the side of the bed so that her ass was only about 3 feet from
me.. I reached out and gave it a good swat! She gasped at the sting, but then only laughed
a little and went back to her mouthing Cee Cee and rubbing her own juicy box, right here
for me to watch!

My cock was at full attention, and I was half tempted to storke one out.. right there.. but
next, Dee Dee got up, and straddled Cee Cee’s face..

I ain’t never seen two girls go at eachother like this.. they was both moanin and groanin,
it was Dee Dee that came first, she had to stop going down on Cee Cee while she did it..
she shook like a leaf, and deep gutteral moans came from her,, but as soon as the
climax’s shuders subsided a little, she was back down on Cee Cee.. now fucking her with
two fingers while she licked at her clit.. it did not take long before Cee Cee was
cumming, I could see her tight pussy contract with each spasm, and her moans were
nearly as animal as Dee Dee’s had been a few moments earlier.

Dee Dee looked up at me a glint in her eye, her chin wet with Cee Cee’s juices.. She slid
deftly off of Cee Cee’s face, Cee Cee sat up, and Said. “Come here and give us a kiss, we
want you to have a little taste too.”

I have tasted a few pussies in my life, but never off of another wonams lips and tongue,
we three kissed for a long time, then Dee Dee pushed me downwards, gently, I lay back..

They both got down next to my hard cock, and took turns sucking it, and stroking it.. one
would suck my head and shaft while the other tongued at my balls and they they would
reverse.. it was amazing..

Then without any cue I had seen, they stopped.. Dee Dee straddled me, taking my cock
into what I found to be a very tight hole.. it was hot and still very wet from the lead up
activities. Then Cee Cee sat across my face, she was sweet and so very wet.. The gilrs
were kissing and sucking eachothers nipples, necks and anything else that came to
mind… then the girls swapped positions.. Dee Dee tasted as sweet and as nice as Cee
Cee had.. and Cee Cee was as tight and mobile as Dee Dee.. “I could get to like this” I
was thinking..

Dee Dee slid off my face after a while, and said, “So which one of us do you like best?”

“Ah shit, I can’t decide, you’re both fantastic”. I replied.. Cee Cee still riding my cock..

“Well how about a side my side comparison” Cee Cee said.

She slid off of my cock, and Dee Dee stood me up along the side of the bed..

Both girls smiling at eachother, took to all fours on the side of the bed.. “Come on Duke..
try one then the other.. you’re bound to find one you like better? “ it was Dee Dee that
said this.

So I did.. who would let a lady down in this situation.. sure as hell not me!

Both were tight and both had great muscle control.. it flet like each was actually
squeezing my cock with their hot boxes.

“Damn I can’t pick a favorite, you’re both fucking great. “ I was having a great time and
from the looks of things they were too..

But all good things must eventually come to an end.. we flipped and flopped around into
every position I could fit three people into.. in the end the girls were in 69 again.. the
blonde on the bottom this time, I was stuffing that pretty brenette full when I couldn;t
hold back another second! The blonde’s mouth was on my sack and her fingers were
working Dee Dee the brunette into another climax when I came.. It was amazing.. it was
like Cee Cee could read my body, and why not her eeyes were inches away from my
sack.. at first pulse, Cee Cee took me out of Dee Dee and sucked me dry.. and all the
while she never missed a stroke on Dee Dee’s tight snatch. When I had came all I could
cum, Cee Cee let Dee Dee finish her off..
We all had out after sex smokes, and I had a Scotch. The girls drank a little wine I had
left over from a date months ago.

Then we all crashed.
It musta been 4:00 or 5:00 in the morning when we fell asleep, and I swear I was no more
than out when the dream came back.. only thins time It was not some asortment of
disembodied body parts, this time it was my client, live and in person.. first the hand,
then that mouth, red and warm and wet.. then her pussy, riding me.. that’s when I looked
up,, and saw all of her.. riding me, the hands on my chest, my cock stiff and deep in her..
up and down she moved, making an occasional circle. Ringlestts of that chestnut hair
barely covering her nipples, and oh how marvolous they were.. she leaned down to let me
suck them, and I did.. long pulls I took on them, they fit so well between my tongue and
the roof of my mouth.. she moaned with delight as I sucked them one and then the other..
her pussy I could feel sucking at my cock.. this was the best sex I had ever had.. there was
just somthing about the way she felt, that made me speachless.. as orgasm came close,
(Yes I am 40 and to recover so quickly after a threesome, well I woulda never thought it
possible either) she slid off of me, again taking me into that redder than red mouth, with
whiter than white teeth.. she drained me.. and kept draining me.. long deep pulls she
took.. I could feel my very essence draining away.. draining .. draining.. then darkness.

I woke up at about 6:00 at night ! The two girls D somthing and C somtheing were still
sleeping,, my head pounded.. I crept outa bed quiet as I could.. I was not ready to hear a
pair of dames yap.. and went to the pisser.

No morning wood for you, I thought feeling a lot more spent than I thought I would, well
fuck it, I ain’t 20 no more.. my piss came after a moment, and that pesky damn burning
was there again.. jezz I hope I ain’t got the clap I thought.. “ah fuck it, if it gets worse I’ll
see a saw-bones.” I thought.. After my piss I started to feel a bit better and thought I
would wake the girls to see if they didn;t want one more roll before I sent them packing.

Cee Cee was laying there, eyes, open, “Hey Doll” I said, to her blank stare.. she didn’t
respond. So I shook her a bit. That’s when I saw the blood. “Oh shit!” I pulled the sheet
back, and what I saw next made my skin crawl....

(To be continued)
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Sunday, May 21, 2006

Duke Lacrosse Private Eye: St's Blood Part 4 (No Da Vinchi Code or Tammy NYP here)

(vampire picture c/o the vampire woman scrap book)
Now Duke Lacrosse Private Eye: St's Blood Continued

After talking with Frankie, I mingled a little with the "pretty people" looking for a familiar face, or at least another lead on this Malcolm character.. the place was dry of info, if not dry of booze, hell even the bar tender didn't know anything.
One thing experience has told me, if there is something to be known in a place like this, it's the bar tender that'll know it.

So I left the club.
I didn't expect to get results from Frankie quite as fast as I did. And now I kinda wish I hadn't.

I was about three steps away from my car, the valet smiling big with his hand outstretched for the tip, he knew I was about to put in it, when I hear this broad across the street scream.

There was a ripping sound and a sickening thud-squish sound behind me. It startled the hell outta me, I spun to see Frankie. married to the concrete in the most intimate of ways.

Seems he had fallen from one of the higher stories in the building above, fell right through the canvas arch over the door, and landed not-too gracefully face first on the sidewalk.
I looked up to see a window closing on what I guessed to be the ninth or tenth floor. "Yea that's about high enough to make this sorta mess" I thought, darting back into the club.

Strange how entering a building is all it takes to give you a new view on life, in here nobody was aware of the mess outside, smiling faces, the band playing , dancing, shit you woulda thought that everything was fine every where, if this is all you had seen. Well things weren't okay for Frankie.. and damn it I hate having a friend rubbed out, and like it even less when I gotta see it.

I knew that there was no chance of me getting up to the 9th or 10th floor in time to catch whoever had given Frankie the acute cement poisoning, so I did the next best thing.. I waited. I waited at the bar looking at the elevator.. I waited a good long time, and it didn't move, not up or down.

"Fuck!" I knew it was a long shot, that whoever did the deed would come down the same way I had guessed Frankie went up, and now the sirens could be heard outside.

I took a quick glace to Frankie's usual spot, and there sat the dames Frankie was with.. well they didn;t have anything to do with Franco's swan dive.. (note to self: Frankie's "dates" would have nobody to fuck tonight.. humm.. if time permits, I will have to get back to that table)

Time to talk with the police, I always hated this part...

The place was crawling in cops, in no time.. there musta been six or seven cars out front, marked and unmarked.. and of course they ended the party pretty damn quick.
One of them was asking the doorman what he saw, while the valet was trying to tell him what he saw.. fuckin flatfoot.. getting the whole story from one source while, he pesters an old bastard that hadn't seen anything clearly since before the depression.. ah well, that's live in the big city. I found a detective that I had had a run in or two with before that always seemed a straight shooter, and started to fill him in. I left out the part where I had been talking to Frankie a few minutes ago. I didn't figure anyone inside would know or care who was splatter on the side walk now.. I told the detective, that the Valet may have seen more, but I doubted it, as he was even more shocked than I was, when it all happened.

I had to wonder if my talking with Frankie had anything to do with his usage of the instant elevator, but with a guy like him, you could never tell exactly who wanted to rub him out, so I decided not to loose any sleep over it. I did however decide to go talk with his dates, to see if they knew anything.. poor young empty headed girls.. without dates.. already bought and paid for.. ...

As I suspected they were no help in finding Frankie's killer.. so I asked them back to my place for a little more "interrogation".. they agreed.. (I love the dumb ones).

To be continued.....