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Friday, March 23, 2007

Austin Powers


i'll give you two guesses wh im wta




GiftTree

now scrubs...


Scrubs funniest moments - The best video clips are here
and this...

Braff On Breasts - Click here for more amazing videos
and

Scrubs Funny Moment - Click here for more home videos
and

Scrubs - Season 5 - The funniest home videos are here

i just love that show...

its just that esey

funny emial...

don't woory i aitn typin...

Brain Cramps

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. ````````````````````````````` "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President (DUH !)

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca

"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President


"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP (damn he's ! smart)

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery



"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman ```````````````````````` ....Feeling smarter yet? Send it on to your other brilliant friends, like I am doing!!



this is what i have doing with my day,,,:(


oh well...

so many dragons...


ther are so many dragon stoy... i like most of them... here are a few that you may like to...


and the most popular the lord of the rings


it is funny... i sit here all day a wonndr what my old frieds are doing. Silly i kown... oh well, i guss i will go watc the move now... so for now i bit you adue.

MMV Lord Of The Rings with Linkin Park Music - The best free videos are right here
one more

Soundtrack From The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy - Funny blooper videos are here

fuuuuukkkkkkeeettttyyyy


i have lost my angel...
ffffuuuuccccckkkkeeeyyyyyy
oh well... life gose on...and on and on!
it is times like this that make me want to piss on someone
but then i think it will get better...

oh well'''it coud be worse

Simon Is Toxic - Celebrity bloopers here

Thursday, March 22, 2007

a star trek



good, veay good

oh boy!

today i got a lot to talk about.. the promet is I had a stoke...
so i give you movie in place

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

ok go...


i had to do it!

stephany Edwards out


yes, she was voted out!
it sucks to put up wiht Sanjai
he was not even in it.

oh well.
vote em all out

who will go!

American Idol... who will go?
my wife thinks that Sajai so go.
I don't care... thant rigit,,, i just don't care










there aint that nice...


have a good night

how she feel...


interstiny...bad spelling

this is my story...



yes, i have been thar...

another one... yum yum!


Top Secret Sauce (Peanut Butter for Chicken)Here is another favorite recipe, this one came about in an act of desperation. I was young and married and BROKE! And had a craving for Thai food… the result was amazing and has become a family favorite.
Take 1 C water put in small sauce panCrush & Chop 2 clove pieces of fresh Garlic put in sauce pan.Bring to boil.Stir in smooth peanut butter until nice and thick Usually takes about ¼ C. but I just stir in heaping TBS until it is the thickness of runny pudding.Slowly add soy sauce tasting along to way until mildly salty.(I used to also add cayenne pepper to taste.. I don’t any more because my G.I. tract is getting old, but feel free to add it if you like.. into the water before the peanut butter)Spoon over chicken (from the previous recipe is best) that you have cut into manageable strips.Recommended vegetable is asparagus, also with sauce spooned over. And Rice as your starch.There are now bagged instant rice dishes, and the Thai garlic is about the best for complimenting the chicken.

old one... one more




From www.absinthonline.com
Fran├žois Guy is a traditionally distilled Pontarlier absinthe, but with only 45% alcohol. Amazingly, this does not detract from its full taste, which has gained a very strong following. It is a light olive green turning milky white on addition of water. The nose is complex and herbal with green anise and fresh wormwood to the fore. It has a clean refreshing taste and makes an ideal aperitif diluted with 2 to 3 parts of water.
(image courtesy also of http://www.absinthonline.com/ )

Alright, now this little Absinth is my favorite! Although I have heard that the absinthes coming from Jade Liquors are superior to this one, I have not had the opportunity to taste any of them just yet.

Fran├žois Guy is a heavy thujon absinth, so care has to be taken not to consume too much, a headache will be your payment for over indulgence. But I have sat and over an evening of talk consumed some 6 to 8 glasses with no ill effects, as with any alcoholic drink the trick is to know your limits. This absinth does not have as much of the warm alcohol feel as the Un Emil reviewed earlier, but the flavor is out of this word .. good!

I would recommend this absinth for anyone that wants to truly enjoy everything that an absinth can be. Perfect for talk or contemplation of things greater than the self with friends, close friends.

Expensive (not outrageous, but expensive). In my opinion, well worth the investment.

Again with the stars **** 4 out of 5!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

the 300...

if you are like i am, you got have the back story...

cheak it out.

book!


got to read...
this book is a must have!

these are funny!


Funny Pics - The funniest home videos are here
funny funny!
thaks meta

had to steal it

thaks y


CO2 shame shame
"Now, I didn't watch this all at once, it's 75 minutes long, but it's worth every minute. Get the popcorn, kick back and get the facts from the Brit's, and if you don't get it all in now, well, ya'll come back now ya hear..."


Monday, March 19, 2007

it was stll early...


Un Emile 68
68% ****

Ohh yummy! This Absinth has a wonderful warm feel as it goes down, a very nice, pale green, opalescent louche and a very good amount of Thujone for that yip , yip, yippy effect.

Mildly bitter in character, a sugar cube brings it right to perfection.
The flavor is mildly anisette when compared to many other absinthes, and there is a nice herbal undertone that finishes clean to the palette.

Perfect for a summer aperitif or for a night of talking poetry, philosophy, or as I like to do, reading Jack Kerouac in turns with a group of friends.

This absinth will stand up to all but the most robust cigar as well.
A perfect way to spend time with friends.
If I used a star rating system this one wild be a 4 of 5 star drink!

yum yum!!!

enjoy~

here is a naughty post!

lets see what we can find.... shall we

okay one more

and that is that...

ohhh wooooo 975 posts!

what will a stoke paicent do!!
post a video!

thats funny!

okay one more... D&D

i have a copy!!
now you can too...

thats really cool!

oh boy!

did the title get you here?
well if it did... hello!

i am woking on this, and it is looking good so far...

here is an old book reveve
it is good for me to read than...
Short Book reviews part one... Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

If you want to read all of my book reviews.. well today at least they will all be right here. In the future, you might find them scattered like so much tumbleweed throughout this blog. But the plan for right now, is that each short and sweet book review will be added here as a comment.. so here goes nothing... (Okay upon further reflection.. and a couple of beers.. I decided to make each review it's own post rather than a comment, and I decided to expand into Movies and Music as well.. so let the games begin...)

Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.
Great book, when you’re a 20 something Conservative Republican.
SUCKS when you’re a 38 year old Libertarian!
It has been 4 years since I last read this book, I remember the first time through as an eye opening experience, I remember that last time through an a reason to roll my eyes.. and think about my poor uncle who is a Randian.
I highly recommend this book to anyone that has no appreciation for money… as long as they are still in there teens or twenties when there mind is nice and malleable. After that.. well lets just say that the long azz monologue in the middle of the book will put a speed freak to sleep.


go ahed if you like...
Reviews of Movies that SUCK part one.

Review of Movies that suck! Part one…
Okay I love movies, I really do. I think that I would rather watch a good movie more than pee.. or eat.. or have sex.. well at least with my wife.. ya know how it is)
But more and more I see people reviewing movies that they liked.. why doesn’t anyone review movies that suck?
So here is my first official review of a movie that sucks!
Dungeons and Dragons.. Starring Jeremy Irons
Some 16 year old tart played by some no name bimbo (Thora Birch) inherits a kingdom, and thinks she has the wit to rule it, better than the clan of wizards that currently are running the joint.. some evil dude with other intentions and a side kick with bad eye makeup try to stop her… A couple of goofy street urchins, thieves with good hearts, (yuck) help her out in the end, and everyone lives happily ever after..
WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP THIS MOVIE IS!
Okay, bad eye makeup on dudes should have been left to A Clockwork Orange and The Rocky Horror Picture Show IMHO.

The plot is predictable all the way through, from start to finish there is not one twist or little ditty to excite the mind. It was rated PG-13 and should have been G.. I can see a 5 year old getting excited about this .. but a six year old.. probably not..

I will admit, I played D&D I had a good time doing it.. we went on all sorts of adventures which broadened out imagination and to some small degree intellect. I think back now and any one of our home made, hand written campaigns would have made a better story. I can’t believe that Gary Gygax had anything at all to do with this. The wit and intelligence that really is that game, as Gary I believe had intended it, when played well is absent from this piece of dung entirely.

G.G. if you ever read this, I am sorry man.. The minds that are left at TSR should have their heads examined for ever loaning the D&D Name to a lump of tripe like this.
I mean Bugbear dung does not stink as much as this movie!
If you really want to waste some of your hard earned gold pieces just so you can own a copy and really fill that collection out, go ahead buy this waste or a DVD at amazon.. I dare ya! (click the icon below to read more reviews or to actually buy this CRAPPY movie)



one more...
I have been wondering: Does sex still sell?
As a watcher of Spike TV I know that sex is still presenting many ads on television, but I see less and less of sex in the market place in other venues. Have the ad agencies started filtering where they use sex to sell?

(of course not!)
Sex still sells, sex will always sell. So why is it, that we the American People try to bring out puritanical belief systems back out of the closet from time to time to air them in the public square?
The country is all about morals it seems, especially when you look at why people voted for our president GW. I mean something along the magnitude of 7 in 10 said that they voted for him because of his moral beliefs or moral compass.
But still sex is used in nearly every media venue to sell products... and if it were not selling those products, it would fade, from the public's view.

So why do we insist on trying to convince ourselves and those around us that we think sex is dirty? And "something private for the bedroom of married people only".. get real!

Sex is natural and perhaps the greatest gift of the creator.. nothing feels as great as the act of attempted proliferation.. don’t you think that was done with purpose (for all of you pitching intelligent design) So what's the hang up?

Disease: Alright disease is a very real concern for those who choose to have multiple sex partners.. but .. and I will type this slowly so you can understand.. the act of KISSING can spread disease.. many as deadly or deadlier than AIDS.
Yep. I said it.. hepatitis B, TB, and others are included... so why isn’t there a moratorium on dating and kissing? Because that whole idea is "just too much", so like in so many things the morally correct, are attempting to win their argument in steps.. by scaring the hell out of us, with diseases like aids. (Don’t get me wrong HIV is very real.. and it will kill you.. ) My only point is, that you are safer having protected sex, without kissing your partner, then you are to have no sex and kiss your date.
We should be saying to the youth.. screw all you want,, just don’t kiss.. and stop with the oral sex isn't sex thing.. that needs to be protected too!
Whatever happened to honesty as a moral value? Well my feel on it, is that as long as being dishonest causes a person to believe in a "larger" moral value .. (sex) then truth can go out the window for so many people in power. It is the old story of ends justifying the means.. but what is really happening is a truth that they themselves refuse to face.. that is "any prohibition, only servers to drive an activity underground, and away from truthful education, care, and even prevention.
So I say to each and every one of you, celebrate the sexual being, the sexual gift you were endowed by your creator, and have a nice safe encounter with someone today!
Flavored condoms are a good thing!

So ladies this is aimed at you, because us men have no clue.. find a guy you like, admire, or find sexy.. tell him you would like to show him how much you think of him.. place flavored condom on member.. and give him a treat. In return, ask him to do same through oral dam. OR give him a real treat and yourself to and enjoy the act of mating with him.. but only with a condom and NO KISSING! It is relatively safe, it is definitely kind, and oh so thrilling for the first time you are with somone .. there is nothing better! And who knows you may even fall in love?

here you go




hope this works

been there,,,


One Night Stand - More free videos are here
i have done this!
now that i have a stroke i reale wish i had givene her my correct name...


now buy somethine...


hay yall!

wife on mixed up schedual, so it looks like i have more time...
heres a lovely littte video for yall
Ladies Falling All Over - The best bloopers are here
yikes!