Friday, November 18, 2005

Karma , ain't it a bitch!

If you are a musician and live and play in the Grater Grand Rapids area, you probobly know the Radio Tavern, you may have even played there.
You may also know that last night it burned down.. and that the owner is a genuine 100% unadulterated USDA Prime PRICK.. so I say.. Karma ain't it a bitch.. I hope he forgot to pay his insurance premium.

and what does God have to say about it?

Go here for all your...

Go here for the latest on the little slut and her boyfriend.. you know that Kara person.. okay maybe she was not a slut.. maybe she was just misunderstood.. maybe all 14 year old girls take nude photos and email them to 18 year old boys.. it has been about 100 years since I was 14 or 18 and I may have forgotten how young people act..
but at any rate, for the real scoop.. go here optymyst Rules
Thanks for hte link too.. wink wink

Looking for lost friends update.. and additions.
Okay I have this list of people I am looking to reconnect with, but have lost touch with over the years. I wonder if there is any chance that through the principal of "seperation by degrees" that I could post their names here and that someone would eventually run into them and pass this URL on or even my email address?

What the hell let's give it a try.. I will write the name and the last place I saw them, and an approximate year.. pass this on to everyone you can.. just be sure to include the URL here

Gregory Louis Fuller (aka Louis Gregory Fuller) last seen 1968 Grand Rapids Michigan
Karen Denee' Last seen Lake of the Ozarks MO. 1975
Joy George Last Seen Lake of the Ozarks 1975
Alejandro "Alex" Lastra Last seens 1983 Miami FL.
Javaier "Javie" Lastra Last seen 1981 Miami , FL.
Maria Delgato last seen Miami, FL. 1985
Ann Clexton last seen Miami 1986 FOUND! 11-14-05!!!
John Eby Last seene Miami 1985
Rick Eby Last seen Miami 1985
Lidia (or Lydia) Hernandez last seen Miami 1987
Tracy Hernandez last seen Miami 1986
Jane Nicholson last seen Miami 1985
Elmer McDowell last seen Miami 1990
John "ki-ki" Clopton Last seen Miami 1986
Ignacio Treviosa (or Trevioso) Last seen Miami 1989
Glenn Esterly last seen Miami 1989
Laura Wilson last seen Miami 1988
Mike Lyttle last seen Miami 1991
Katherine Wyatt (or Fuller or Turnbull) -Talahassee FL 1999
Kyra Wyatt - Tallahassee Florida 1999
Martha "Marti" Findley (or Finley?) - Grand Rapids Michigan 2000
Deborah "Debbie" Viggiani- Naples Florida 1990
Cheryl Viggiani - Naples Florida 1990
Mike Lyttle- Miami 1990
Danny Wu - Miami 1990
Mike Alverez - Miami 1984
Virginia Harris - Miami 1989
Kevin Connway - Grand Rapids MI 1992
Sue Spicer - Howard City Michigan 1991
Monica Behan (also Fuller and Smith)- Grand Rapids Mi 1997

There are a ton of others that I have lost along the way.. I may come back here and add to this list.
I have looked through Classmates for these folks where I had enough information to do a search, I have also googled the names, but either there was too much information to narrow it down to somthing relevent, or there was no information I could use to link the found item with the person I was looking for.

So here is where you come in.. and I don't know that this will even work.. but like i said what the hell..
Cut and paste this post into an email and send it out to everyone that is on your mailing list, that will not mind getting it.
(Even if their name is not on the list. )
Then I ask that they send it on, and so on and so on.
Using the theory of "sepearion by degrees", this email should land in the people I am looking for's (collective) lap in 15 or so generations of forwards.
If you are named on the list, please come to my URL
and leave me a comment or drop me an email. (see my profile)

Here is an incentive.. I promise that your luck will get no worse than it already was going to be if you forward this to everyone on your emailng list (that will not object to recieving it)
So please forward this, and if you are named in the list please come see me at
thank you.

GW gets a Lewinski! Film at 11:00

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Quote of the day.. H.G. Wells on War

If we don't end war, war will end us.
H. G. Wells

well ain't that a Murtha!

Murtha stories
Fox News

This link will allow you to watch the video of the suicide bombings.

Republican John Murtha Dem. with tears in his eyes called for the immediate withdrawal of troops from Iraq.
He has been a proponent of the war, and is a Vietnam vet.

At one point he even said on record that the Draft should be instated for the war.
Now the worm has turned.

The American public, while thought of as blood thirsty, with our movies , music videos, and media, do not have the stomach for war.
No group of civilians really does have the stomach for a "War of aggression" and as a democracy this means that the US. is not a good place to start a war, that is seen as an act of aggression from.

To me this says that there is hope for our people, if not for our government.

Sure I am a peacenik, so what!
I believe in a strong defense, but also that it should be used for DEFENSE not offense!

The President did his best to sell this as a war that was needed to secure our liberty, I for one had a hart time believing it, but stated, that I would wait and see, if any of the rhetoric turned out to be true. I now believe that it was a snow job.

I believe that the invasion of Afghanistan was a good thing, and done with the proper intent, I feel that the war in Iraq is another story, and one that points to a president and administration waging a war of aggression against a sovereign power. Something that this country should never do if not 100% justified.

Now we have destabilized the area to the point, that I fear in 10 or 15 years, we will be looking back at the days of Saddam as “the good old days”.

If nothing else he kept Iran in check, now without him there to keep the admittedly more fanatical government of Iran in their place, I fear we will be in the region fighting for decades to come.

G.W. Called this a Crusade, I think he sees himself as some Grand Knight Templar.. I see him as perhaps the worst president in history.. and I am a fucking conservative.. way to go GW you douche bag!

Thursday, November 17, 2005

well I feel better.. I think I am learning how to get people's attention

well I feel better.. I think I am learning how to get people's attention Today I learned more about technorati and about RSS feeds and even email feeds.

If you have a blog and have been wondering how to get it in front of people, I may have figured it out for us.

I will let the stat clicker go for a day or two before I announce that I have done it.. but everything at this point looks positive.

I have to say that blogging has become a bit of an obsession for me, it is a good damn thing that I am super slow at work right now.. that will change in about two weeks, I will miss spattering my random thoughs at you.. you may be saying thank the gods he is going to be working all day rather than blogging, but I really think I will miss it.

So lets recap a little can we?
I have two other blogs, one is
Here I catalogue all the things I have done or am doing to make money using my computer and online service.. pretty straight forward I think.
The email syndication and RSS feed (if I get around to putting it on there) should help draw attention.

My other is You see I have affiliate programs with a large number of companies, I place their ads on websites and in return earn small commissions from them. Some of the deals that they promote are really pretty damn good, so if I see something that I like and think is a good deal, I post the ad there, but this also includes places that I know are legitimate and that offer free or inexpensive things. Like

So hey enjoy my blogs, aren’t, free speech and the free exchange of ideas wonderful!

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Swapping links for those of us that are just starting to blog.. get noticed.. we hope blog link swapping.

One of the best ways to get your blog or webpage noticed, is to have links out in the web or blogosphere that point back to you.
There are really three ways to do this, one is to write really good content, or be a singapora hottie like Dawn Yang or Xaxaiu or any other number of new HOTTER THAN LIFE bloggarinas.. or lastly BEG..

Seeing how I am a middle-aged fat bald guy who can’t write well or type accurately, that leaves me with begging.

So how do you beg for links.. one technique is to just be forthright about it, like this.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE link to my blog
Please.. pretty please.. pretty please with sugar on it?

Then you can beg by making it fun.. like this..
Please cut and paste this code into your blog, it will link back here and I would really appreciate it.

The link will look like this.

A goofy buggers random blog about not much more than stuff that amuses him.. go give the poor wanker a visit This poor fellows blog is proof that random thoughts and random spellings go hand in hand.

Or you can beg like this…

Please put a link to this blog on your blog or website. The URL is
Title Random Thoughts Random Spellings, Reviews of Life.
Description is: Random thoughts and spellings, all sorts of interesting things about modern life and about nothing at all.

If you would be so kind as to add a link to here on your site or blog, I will be happy to do the same, one hand washing the other like.
Just post a link to me on your blog, then leave a comment here saying that you did , and where I can find it. I will make you a star.. or at least post a link to you here at

Movie watched.. will I review it?

My fellow blogger Nix and I have been trying to do a dueling review of "All that Jazz" a movie he likes and I think I will hate. But I have thus far been unable to find it, at my local rent a movie store.. BallBuster. I have not given up on it, adn plan to scour the city looking for a copy this weekend.. (don't give up on my Nix)

But last night I got home and my wife had brough home "Stealth" and "The Skeleton Key" seeing how I believe "Stealth" will be shit, I watch ed Skelleton Key.. and I liked it.. so I am hoping that Nix will have seen it and will have hated it.. then we can at least have a pratice run of dueling reviewers before the bg show down .. All THat Jazz.. (puke)

So NIxie.. whattaya say? Seen it .. like it? THink I am a tool?

Dawn Yang.. or Yao or whatever.. who cares..

Alright to be with the in crowd I will now make my last Dawn Yang (Yao) post..

What;'s the fuss about? So she is a beautiful 19 year old girl from singapore with a blog.. and as a result she got her 15 minutes of fame.. good for her!

I have seen her photos, I think she is very attrractive and so do many others.. so what?

I hope she makes a Brazillian Dollars from her efforts, and I hope that hte rest of those out there in Blogoshpereland do to.

I guess, that Dawn Yang posts reveile somthing about the poster? Some are just mean people, some are supportive, and some are just horney.. but like me when you write about her, no matter what your intention is, the more you post about her, the more her name gets out, and the more I admire her for finding a niche' and the longer her run of success will be.

Dawn Yang (Yao) I say, good for you.. now show me them titties.

Open Source Media.. see I am not the only one! Open Source MEdia.. just another way for some dudes to make a few bucks from banner ads.. I get it now. cool...

Actually is cold.. cold like me.

I look out of my office window this morning to nearly 8 inches of snow.. well that will be the only thing 8" and white in my office.. at least until it gets warmer.

Optmyst had suggested that i turn on word varification to cut doen on blog comment spam.. and i have thought about it.. but really I like having spammers to rant about.. it helps me get all that frustrated middle-aged white guy shit outta my system... and spammers have no soul so I don't feel bad making fun of them.

Of course I feel sorry most of all for you my readers.. now that my fingers are numb with cold, I am sure that my typing will be EVEN WORSE! So to those of you brave enough to hack through teh typos.. and my lack of will when it comes to speel chucker.. I raise my glass of nog and say.. May your buildings go condo! SALUTE!

OSM or Open Source Media.. what's it all about Alphie?

So like a good littel self promoting doobie, I went to this morning to see wha thte top searches are.. I have noticed Open Source MEdia being one of the top ones everyvisit.. so I then went to to find out what all the fuss is about..

Can anyone tell me what all the fuss is about?
Sure there are some interesting blogs, and news abotu internet stuff mostly.. I liked the article on Frankenfish the Transgendered Turbot.. but really.. why the fuss...

I get hte feeling I am missing somthing crutial here, but if you go to and look at the results, most of the blogs are just using Open Source Media as a key word to get noticed.. and then some have the sack to go on about the spammer comment "highway construction.. " yada yada yada..

So I ask.. OSM.. So what? please tell me.. I been good.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Kara Borden
Kara Borden is the girl whose 18 year old boyfriend ( David Ludwig) allegedly killed her parents and then allegedly kidnapped Kara.

Here are a few links that may make you wonder what was going on in his mind.. including Kara Beth Borden’s Boyfriends Blog.
And His online Photo Album

Strange how the internet can bring you so close to a killer’s pictures, blog, thoughts and pages.. isn’t it.

Thanks for the great idea bored.

you have to do this!

If you own a blog.. go claim it at it is a great way to bring attention to your site.. so just do it.. right now.. go on.. whatta ya waiting for an invitation.. well this is your invitation.. go on GIT!

I may not know Art (Garfunkle) but I know what I like..

and I like this blog

first snow..

I knew it was coming, but I am not ready for it.. the first snow is falling.. burrrrrrrrrr

Why do I live in this the Seventh Level of Dante's Hell?

I think it is because deep inside, I hate myslef.. and I like to punish myself for sins both real and percieved.

Or it could be because the money ain't bad.

I think anyone that lives north of the Mason Dixon Line should have they head washed.

Anyone south of it.. well I will let you insert your own joke here.

So for the next 6 months i will shiver and have a chronic case of swimmer's dick.. (remember the shrinkage episode of sinefield.. well cold air does it to!)

It wouldn't be so bad if I had not lived once in Paridise.. 88 degree average year round temps.. sunny.. a light shower every afternoon to break up the monotony.. hot and cold running bikinis every day of the week.. wheeeeewwweee!

Now.. Mukluks in November.. and Battel Ship Gray skies for months on end.. perhpas this really is hell.. just enough nice to show you what your missing..

nah Hell is other people.. and they are everywhere.. oh well.. looks like i hibernate for a few months.. then it will be .. umm ..aaahhh what do you call that season that comes after "snow".. I remember.. you have Snow and you have August. that's it.

spam with a side of eggywegs and toasty wedges.

Okay so I am surfing the bloggosphere... when I come upon this blog.. I don;t rememebr what it was called, but it should have been called spanking the spam log.
here is a direct cut and paste of the high quality post I found there. (sin links to websites)

It is nice to see someone spam their own blog for a change.
(Start paste)

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Party on dude!

Your quote of the day comes from General Douglas MacArthur

Perhpas wildly timely..
Your quote of the day comes from General Douglas MacArthur

Always there has been some terrible evil at home or some monstrous foreign power that was going to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it.
Douglas MacArthur

Time for a little future predicting:

Time for a little future predicting:

I am rubbing my crystal ball and what do I see?

Bird Flu in Europe December 26th (turns out not a big deal, but billed as the Christmas flu pandemic of 2005) The Company that makes Tami-Flu licenses it to American companies and takes a 145% jump in stock price.

April 15th tax day.. Osama Bin Laden Captured or killed.
(bush takes a jump in the polls)

Also in April, Senate leaders rally against Bush and the Iraq war. (Nothing much comes of it, other than they take a jump in the polls)

June, Hillary Clinton announces that she will in fact seek the democratic nomination for President. When asked how bill feels about being the “First Gentleman”, she quips, “well it won’t be his first time.”

Dean makes an ass of himself for the next several months, but in the end will not seek nomination.

Republicans put Condi up as well as McCain , after a quick leap ahead in the polls, Condi drops out of the race ala Harriet Meyers.
McCain takes the rep nomination.

After what is found to be yet another CLOSE race, Hilary becomes the first woman president of the United States. She serves only one term in which not much happens, and 12 days after leaving office divorces Bill.

Universal healthcare dies again…

Taxes up 12% on an ever shrinking “middle class” Corporate tax breaks are as evident and popular with the inside the beltway crowd as ever.

An independent actually comes close to winning in the ’12 election as a result of ever more evident corruption inside Washington. Instead Jebb Bush becomes the Bush Hat-trick, and wins by voting for himself twice in Florida and three times in Texas and a couple more in Maine.
He then also collects his frequent flyer miles, from the Air Force(who flew him around in a SR-71Black Bird election day) and uses them to purchase one-way discount air fares for his detractors to Canada.
Canada later that same year is renamed the Unites States of American Siberian state.

Paris Hilton has her first child in 06.. names it Brazil. Father is unknown to even Paris.

Aliens from outer space finally land in times square, and state in clear English that they have been speaking with the governments of the earth for nearly 200 years. (And that we still don’t make any sense to them) And that they will now go back into space and allow us to blow ourselves up but good!

2027 Canary Island collapse takes eastern seaboard by surprise 12 million estimated killed, 200 million look to Government for money to relocate, U.S. Government goes Bankrupt.

2009 Small Pox and radiological bombs used inside the US. estimated dead 120,000 wounded and injured in the millions.

2010 Israel with US aid declares was on everyone that is Arab.. nukes fly.. oil prices sore, Exxon makes enough money to purchase the moon.

2010 Dick Cheney dies, is frozen in cryogenic sleep. 18 months later, an environmentalist whack job lets all of the liquid Helium out of the Cheney chrio-crypt and he becomes so much spoiled meat.

I got a million more..

By the way Bill Gates owns the moon now.. he bought it from NASA as a part of a Lend Lease program, Bill Gates continues to supply DOS to run the systems on older space craft, NASA gives him the moon.. everybody wins.

Kara Borden aka Young love.. ain’t it fubar! and Young Love Part II

Young love.. ain’t it fubar!

I keep hearing stories about the 14 year old girl who lost her parents to a couple shots in the head delivered by her 18 year old boyfriend.
I have to wonder what led up to that!
I can well imagine that the parents of a 14 year old girl would be a bit bent out of shape over an 18 year old boyfriend.
Who wants to bet that she asked the boyfriend to kill them? And he in a hormonal rage did it.. (damn idiot!)

I can remember being 18 and I do not think that 14 year old girls much had my attention.. I was more into the collage aged chicks by then.. but I remember being 18 and having raging hormones.. I can remember being younger and having girlfriends that I would have done nearly anything for (I don’t think homicide would have been on that list.. but thank god none of them ever asked me to kill someone!)

Young love part II

In the last week, I have been reminded of many of my first loves.
I ran into a friend who saw her name here on this blog, and she sent me an email.. and she has all these photos of our little clique’ included are half of the women I “loved” then.

There is this one that has always stuck out in my mind.. her name is Debbie.
Debbie had me so wrapped.. she could have asked me to do anything.. and I would have obeyed. I was perhaps 16 when I dated her.. but even to this date, I can remember her kisses. She had the softest mouth.. if there was ever a kiss to kill or die for they would be hers!

I can't say it was "love at first sight", but it was definetly "love at first kiss" for me.

Funny we were so young then.. too bad really, I at times wish I had met her about 10 years later in life,, I would have again done anything for those kisses but been prepared to offer a life to live to her.

As I remember her, she was very small in stature, and had a crooked and mischievous grin, that melted my heart every time I saw it. She had large dark eyes, that had an inner fire that is just too hard to put into words. Smart and funny and loving and tender… all the things you hope that your “spouse” will be. She also had a WILD side, and oh how wonderful it was! I do not know if I have ever had a more adventurous lover.. or for that matter a lover that made me feel more loved.

I look back at what may be the first half of my life, and wonder if the second half will ever hold a kiss like hers. I hope it does.

I have felt lust, innumerable times, and true love a very few times, but she was perhaps the best and first.
I hope that she has all the things that this world can offer.. and more.

Funny after all these years, I still “love” her. Perhaps the lust has died, but that deep feeling of love, that involves the body, mind and soul is still strong when I think of her.

So who knows, maybe all of the doubters from way back then who said, that we were too young to know what love was, were wrong. Perhaps young love, can be sustained over decades or even lifetimes. Debbie, wherever you are, know that you are truly loved… still.

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Yes, you really can enter to win a computer.. admit it your's ais a piece of crap.
Plus if you do this, I get somthing.. I can't remember what.

But I need stuff.. and by being honest with you and admitting I am pushing ads at you, I feel better than the blog spamming scum that leave comments that make no sense. (what the hell has :you got a great blog congratualtions" and "highway safety " got to do with eachother.. at least I dont get hte kat furnishings shit that Nix is always bombed with..

So click the damn link above and enter to win some stuff..

Blog SPam Alert..

I just got this as a comment.

At 9:52 AM, Antonio Hicks said...
i was just browsing through the blog world searching for the keyword posters and it brought me to your site. You have a great site however it is not exactly what i was looking for. Good luck on your site. sincerely, antonio.
Post a Comment

Well seems antonio has a ton of blogs.. and you know what to do.. go post a comment or several that make little or no sence in his comments.

Be sure to put a link to your blog or this blog or some pron site just for fun..

I think my post will look like this.
I was browsing the blogosphere and came here looking for the keyword spammer. But what I was really looking for turned out to be Hairy Wood Peckers. Good Luck and enjoy Kat Furnishings and Highway Safety.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

So you don’t know the Numa Numa song!?!?!

So you don’t know the Numa Numa song!?!?!

Neither did I (as described here Random thoughts random spellings (Reviews of life): numa numa song stuck in head..

Well here is the numa numa song or the video that made it famous..

As I said here Random thoughts random spellings (Reviews of life): oh the song de jur'.. Karma Chameleon.. Culture Club.. someone please shoot me.... the only way to get a song out of your head is to give it to someone else.. so pleassssseee go listen to this.. Romanian Dance Hit Numa Numa Song!

Comment spam whattayagonna do about it? Help .. I don' need no stinking help..

Comment spam whattayagonna do about it?

Okay comment spam.. I think it sucks.. it is a way for wankers to get their link out and hopefully make their websites.. most of which are absolute crap. Seem more important to the search engines.

It is an art called SEO or search engine optimization. Seems search engines like google will see your sight as more important if you have lots of links out on the web pointing back to it. As a result they will post your site higher in the rankings for certain keywords used to describe the link.

So if I make my link say “Blog about the proper use of the English language and spelling techniques.” Each of those words becomes a keyword pointing to my blog.. yep a search for “proper spelling” could bring you here ! HA!!! If there are then 1000 links with the keywords “proper spelling” or “proper and spelling” used in them that point here, Google’s bots will think that this must be the place for proper spelling. It is called google bombing… that is also the primary reason that if you type “miserable failure” into google you will get GW. Bush’s site and also will find That fat feringheit 911 guy’s site too.. people used the key words “miserable failure” when they posted links to those sites on their websites.

I get very tempted to make links with bizarre keyword combinations for these websites, that spam here, but then they only get one more link.. so what is a poor boy to do? Me I just try to make fun of them, and if I am angry about something I vent it at them.. it is good to get that kind of emotion off the chest.

It would be funny to have them pop up in search engines whenever someone typed in “spammer” so I tend to if I make a link back to them put the word spammer in the link.. and I also will go to their blogs and leave my link with a group of random words, like they tend to do.. so I guess all is fair.. and who am I to say that they can’t make a living spamming the web with their cat furnishing’s website url?

So to help self promote.. here is my link for you
Proper Spelling Blog of Huge Kitty Litter, and Enormous Numa Numas

For those of you that may want to promote this blog with the same code I just used here is the code.. feel free to paste it into your HTML.. or that of others.. hehehe.

Peace pass it on..

DeRex Says.. I wanna snuggle.. sure I do.

cool blog worth a visit..

funny stuff here..


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

Youre quote of the day.. Homer a twofer

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.


Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.

I can't tell you why but both seem fitting today.

numa numa song stuck in head..

okay its the numa numa song today.. better than 24 hours of Culture CLub.. but not much better...

Is a blog worth visiting.. her discription sayd// What happens when an under-aged drummer meats an out of work nun".. or somthing to that effect. I can relate.. as mine would say .. WHat happens when an "Underworked Sax player meets a slut" (My mom was a kind of "Anti-Nun")
sorry mum.

This one's for Ann.. "Lets do the time warp again!"

Here it is on DVD

Want the music, with the ad libs?

And for those of you who still live in the tape age.

It’s just a jump to the left.. and then a step to the right..

Here’s a review thanks to amazon.. so much better than I could do..
I have to get the DVD now.. time to Ebay the VHS!
loved going to "Rocky Horror" when I was in college, but watching on home video just wasn't the same. I'm probably committing heresy but there's a reason why this sci-fi, horror, B-movie satire, rock musical didn't really make it big until theaters started showing it as a midnight movie and fans started attending in costume and talking back to the screen. The 25th anniversary DVD, with several audience participation options, really is the next best thing to being there.
For the uninitiated, "Rocky Horror" tells the story of two clean-cut American youths, uptight Brad Majors (Barry Bostwick of "Spin City") and Janet Weiss (Susan Sarandon of "Dead Man Walking") whose car breaks down on a dark, deserted road in the middle of a storm--the classic beginning to many horror movies--and who seek help at a nearby castle. Castles, as Rocky fans know, don't have phones! What this castle has instead is a cross-dressing mad scientist Frank-N-Furter Tim Curry, in perhaps his finest performance), two very creepy servants, Riff-Raff (Richard O'Brien, who wrote the musical) and Magenta (Patricia Quinn), and various other hangers-on, including lovers Columbia (Little Nell) and biker Eddie (Meat Loaf). Brad and Janet walk in on a party celebrating the creation of Frank-N-Furter's muscle-bound boy-toy "Rocky." Bed-hopping chaos soon ensues, until the servants reveal their true identities and take control.
Punctuating this wacky plot are some of the wildest rock-musical songs ever written. In addition to the classic "Time Warp," there's O'Brien's salute to cult-classic B-movies, "Science Fiction Double Feature," Meat Loaf's "Hot Patootie," and Sarandon ode to sexual self-discovery, "Toucha Toucha Touch Me!"
So much for the "Rocky virgin" portion of the review... What makes the DVD so exceptional is the chance to experience "Rocky Horror" at home nearly like you would in the theater. The DVD has the option of turning on the audience screen comments as well as another option for viewing members of the Rocky Horror Fan Club performing select scenes before returning to the main movie. For those less familiar with audience participation, the DVD can prompt when to throw toast, toilet paper, rice, etc., light a match, put your newspaper on your head, etc.
The second disc contains fascinating interviews with cast members, where fans can find out about their reaction to starring in this cult classic. Meat Loaf's description of not realizing what "Rocky Horror" was going to be about and running out of the theater when Tim Curry entered wearing fishnet stockings, spiked heels, a merry widow, and a leather jacket and singing "Sweet Transvestite" is hysterical. Patricia Quinn talks about how her fondness for the opening song, "Science Fiction Double Feature" made her want to take the role even though she hadn't read the rest of the script. What? Don't remember Quinn singing that number? In the stage versions she did, but the song got reassigned in the film version--and Quinn makes her feelings about that QUITE clear. Sarandon makes the interesting observation that "Rocky Horror" probably kept a lot of art house theaters in business over the years, since they could count on good revenue from the midnight movie, even if the latest regular-hours offering flopped. In Bostwick's interview, however, the actor sounds a bit like William Shatner giving his anti-Trekkie diatribe on "Saturday Night Live."
The only disappointments on the DVD are that the outtakes really aren't that interesting and actor bios aren't provided. I would have liked to see what else the "minor" cast members did after Rocky, but that information is limited to a few lines in the companion booklet. Also, some of the audience-participation comments are nearly impossible to understand because fans are talking over each other. But then that's part of the modern-day theater experience. Even Sarandon noted in her interview that talking back to the screen has gone from the more unison catechism approach to a loud free-for-all.
What seemed so risqué and shocking a few decades ago seems much more innocent today, but it was great when it all began and it's still great! If you've never ventured into the theater to experience "Rocky Horror," this is the best way to experience it at home. --This text refers to the DVD edition

Monday, November 14, 2005

oh the song de jur'.. Karma Chameleon.. Culture Club.. someone please shoot me..

Last night at about 6:00 I was driving home, listening to an eazy listening station, when Karma Chameleon by CultureClub came on..

I have been haunted by it ever since.. yes that's right we're going on 24 hours of Karma, Karma, karma Chameleon.. you come and go.. you come and gooooooo...

I have even gone and found a place online to listen to "You got to Move it Move it" in an attempt to exorcize Boy George.. to no avail..

I need an Old Priest and a Young Priest! The Power of Christ Compells you.. the power of Christ compells you! arrrrgggghhhhh.. head spinning pea soup flying.. fuck me fuck me..


So for all you wankers.. here are the lyrics.. I hope that they haunt you now.. because the only way to be cured of a song stuck in the head is to give it to someone else.
(thanks to the place I got these lyrics )
Artist: Culture Club Lyrics
Song: Karma Chameleon Lyrics
Desert loving in your eyes all the way.
If I listen to your lies would you say
I'm a man without conviction,
I'm a man who doesn't know
how to sell a contradiction.
You come and go, you come and go.

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,
you come and go, you come and go.
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream,
red gold and green, red gold and green.

Don't hear your wicked words every day
and you used to be so sweet, I heard you say
that my love was an addiction.
When we cling our love is strong.
When you go you're gone forever.
You string along, you string along.

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,
you come and go, you come and go.
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream,
red gold and green, red gold and green.

Every day is like survival,
you're my lover, not my rival.
Every day is like survival,
you're my lover, not my rival.

I'm a man without conviction,
I'm a man who doesn't know
how to sell a contradiction.
You come and go, you come and go.

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,
you come and go, you come and go.
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream,
red gold and green, red gold and green.

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,
you come and go, you come and go.
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream,
red gold and green, red gold and green.

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,
you come and go, you come and go.
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream,
red gold and green, red gold and green. (fade)

Found Ann Clexton! Sonofagun!

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your lifeWith a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: What a guy

Janet Weiss: Makes you cry

Dr. Everett v. Scott :And I did

I can't believe it! I posted a little post here a few days ago and a High school flame emailed me!
Random thoughts random spellings (Reviews of life): I wonder if this will work? Looking for lost friends.

I am having a hard time knowing what to say>>> what do you say to someone , that in their high school yearbook, you referred to them as "Kink of my life" and signed it "Glad to deflower you completely"?

YEA YEA sure I know what I want to say.. things like.. so lemme see your tits.. or hey how bout we bang once for old time's sake? Or still got them handcuffs?

She had all these wild photos of me from back then too.. mind blowing!

See I lost most of my photos of back then to a hurricane.. so many of these I have not seen anything like them in YEARS.. I wonder if she still has "those" photos? Damn we were beautiful back then.. (okaY she was.. I was a dork.. but still damn!)

It sure is strange to go back down memory lane like this.. I think I like it..


Girl:Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed

Boy:Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Baby doncha hear my heartYou got it drowning out the radio
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun
And I gotta let ya know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run

And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!C'mon! Hold on tight!
Though it's cold and lonley in the deep dark nightI can see paradise by the dashboard lightParadise by the dashboard light...

I'll be a somebiotch! Somthing worked.. looking for lost friends.

Random thoughts random spellings (Reviews of life): I wonder if this will work? Looking for lost friends.
Can you believe this shit!?!?! I got an email from someone who may be on this list! Sunnovabitch!

I thought it would take years before I got a replay .. hey it could be someone just fuckin’ with me.. sure.. but I prefer to think that my Evil plan worked.

So go read that post follow my instructions.. and help a brother.

Blog Spammers.. I hate that.. they can touch my ding ding dong!

Looks like we got us a live one.. has blogs, and has (by all indications) left blog spam here .. so you know what to do.. go visit their blogs and leave this..

Cut and paste this text.

Die spammer scum die!

what they end up with as a comment will look like this.

deep fried blog of enormous proportion Big fat monkey nuts, pickles on rainy day salty chocolate balls, bingo. As Gertrude peddles her bicycle up the condom river Hoggie mounts the bus to school.