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Saturday, September 02, 2006

Jeeves and Wooster (TV UK) Comedy Starring Hugh Laurie

You know Hugh Laurie? You know the guy that plays House MD. (Great friggin show)
Well almost by accident I rented a copy of an older British Comedy (for the Tellie) Called Jeeves and Wooster...
I was into it for what must have been an hour when it hit me who "Wooster" was.. Hugh Laurie!
It was actually very, very funny.. and I highly recomend you get a copy up ya'.

If you are so emboldend by my little bit of type to purchase one.. here are the links.

of if you prefer.. rent a coopy here..
Don't be a wanker.. do it now!

intelliflix online dvd rentals!

Funny to see him then and now.. he was actually quite good in a comedy roll.
Plays a playboy type, club going heavy drinking 20 something in 1930's England.
Jeeves, is his man servant, and together they get in no ends of hilarity. (I know.. yuck.. but really go click the amazon links and read a few real reviews.. it was quite good)

Friday, September 01, 2006

couple of music videos to get you through the next 48 hours.

Natalie Merchant (10,000 Maniacs)

You know I think I met her once in a bar.. sweet girl if it was her.

now for money's sake.. buy a little 1000 maniacs from amazon and make me a happy person..

and in other news.. I am about half way through
"The Talisman" by Peter sombody and Stephen King..
Damn good book!
I usually find that King's writing style either has me 100% poulled in by the middle of the book or wishing I had picked somthing else up.. this one is a winner!

I recomend all of the above titles.

Left in Darkness... Horror Movie Press Release!

Anchor Bay does it again!

Press Release

Stuck between a rock and a hard place?

Try being stuck between Heaven and Hell!

Poets have written about it. Painters have tried to imagine it. But exactly what does happen after we die? Is there a Heaven? Or perhaps the question to ask is: Is there a Hell? From the fertile mind of legendary television producer Stephen J. Cannell ( Demon Hunter , “21 Jump Street”) and Steven R. Monroe, the director of It Waits , comes the provocative new horror film Left In Darkness , materializing on DVD September 19 th from Anchor Bay Entertainment, an IDT Entertainment company. SRP is $19.98 and the DVD features enough value-added supplements to occupy this life – and the next!

Starring Monica Keena ( Freddy Vs. Jason, “Entourage”), David Anders (“Alias”) and veteran horror actor Tim Thomerson ( Trancers, Dollman ), Left In Darkness illuminates the story of Celia (Keena), a troubled girl whose tortured past places her in spiritual and physical limbo. Her mother died in childbirth, and she always felt responsible for the tragedy. When her father disappeared, her grandparents raised her. As she got older, her sense of guilt grew deeper. And on the night of her 21 st birthday, Celia is drugged, raped and dies of an accidental overdose at a wild college frat party. But for her, it's just the beginning: Trapped in a netherworld between sanctuary and damnation, Celia must now battle the demons – including hordes of horrific Soul Eaters – that prowl the Afterlife. Is the spirit of her recently deceased grandfather ( Thomerson ) trying to lure her to an eternity of suffering? Can her guardian angel ( Anders ) safely lead her to the other side? Is there any way to go towards the light when your soul is Left In Darkness ?

Viewers should find the following special features on the Left In Darkness DVD enlightening:

  • Widescreen Presentation (1.78:1), enhanced for 16x9 TVs
  • “Inside The Darkness” Making-of Documentary
  • Director Commentary “In The Trenches” with Director Steven R. Monroe and Line Producer John Duffy
  • “My 21 st Birthday”: Cast and crew interviews
  • Trailer

# # #

LEFT IN DARKNESS
Street Date: September 19, 2006
Pre-Book: August 9, 2006
Catalog #: DV14359
UPC: 0-1313-14359-9 3
Run Time: 88 Minutes
Rating: Not Rated
SRP : $19.98

Thursday, August 31, 2006

How could I resist?


and say the magic word.. hehehhe.
D

ahh hahahhaha hhha hahhahhaaaa I kill myself.

a couple of videos to help you make it through the darkest night..


Note to self.. don't drink and type..
as long as we're letting it all hang out, here's another video to help you make it..

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Blog Honor Roll sex picture and a video too..


(I call this picture sex.. why , well if you are a pervert, it probobly got you here.. that's why..)

Blog Honor Roll
You who read here know that from time to time I like to take the time, to write a little blurb about blogs I stumble across, that I like.. well here are a few.
http://boomeradvocate.blogspot.com/
byName:JB Feucht
Location:Amanda, Ohio, United States

A mostly political opinion blog, worth a stop by

http://vinify.blogspot.com/
by: NAME:TIMON
LOCATION:NEW YORK
About wine..


http://roland-brueckner.blogspot.com/
Name:roland br├╝ckner
Location:berlin berlin, berlin

Cool, creepy art.


And that’s about it.. for today anyway.. go visit the three above if they sound like your bag..

And now for a music video.. (bet you didn’t see that coming huh?)
Peace,
D


and one more.. just beause I said so...

and for my no havin braodband brothas.. sorry mate.. here's another.. just kidding..
But really bros and sistas.. don't you think it is time for at least DSL?
(This coming from the fuckin guy that still has a 500Mhz processor in his home Desktop PC.. )
But I think I see a laptop in my future.. Dell or HP I ain;t sure which one yet?

Okay.. I am really outta here.. it's getting late, and I ain;t gettin any younger..

Elton John Video, youtube moment..


Elton John .. yep I admit it .. I really like his music.. and this song is just special.

In other news.. well there is not other news.. so just click play and enjoy the music already!
Peace,
D

as always.. well as usual.. here's one more...

no do me a favor, and buy something from amazon.. it makes me a few pents and that makes me happy..

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

your youtube vido of the day.. Paul Simon.. You can call me al.

Well the news is as depressing as ever, so I will choose to ignore it here. Let's face facts, there are other blogs better at talking to you about what may or may not be important to you, the consumres of pop culture.. me I would prefer, that you look here.. and.. dance.


"I can call you betty.. and betty when you call me you can call me al"... (What that means, I have no idea.. but it is better than anything that the news will tell you today..) now dance!

Monday, August 28, 2006

its got sex, its got video add a Tammy NYP and its worth a million hits..

I don;t know why I just dig this sang..
Marcy Playground, Sex and Candy.


I want somone to dance naked for me while it plays.. yea....

Homelansd Security News! IMPORTANT!!!

This is upsetting, thought I should pass it along.

Check your drivers license...
Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including
your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all!
Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where Is our right to it? I
definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same..... Go to the
website an check it out. Just enter your name, City and state to see if yours is
on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked
"Please Remove". This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law
enforcement.
http://www.license.shorturl.com/
Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: NONE

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Pluto, no longer a planet.. and a video and a picture..


Okay, best article on Pluto so far that I have read. (blog post, was here)
What is Pluto if not a planet?
Well it has long been said in scientific circles that Pluto was not really a planet, but more a dirty chunk of rock with a wierd orbit.. more like a lost super coment..
Here's a pic thanks to NASA.

view more pictures, and read the NASA article here.

So what does one say to a ball of icy debris, that was demoted from Planet Status?
Only one thing to say..



but not this bad..

"So you had a bad day..."








Wednesday, August 23, 2006

NESARA the great untold story..

okay the headline was just to grab you attention.. ther eis nothign about NESARA that has not already been told 6 million times.
If you don't know NESARA wiki it here.

You see I love a good conspiricy theory.. I can't help it.. to me they are like good fiction, the more twists and turns the better.. to date I have not found a single one of the outlandish that I can believe.. from Chemtrails, to assasination conspiricies circiling the JFK assasination to NESARA..
But NESARA is different.. (read the wiki on it) it involves so many different hoaxes, cults, beliefs and just plain old crazyness.. that it is unique in it make up.

As I can see it, it was (is) a culmination of several people's imaginations, each takign the story one step further down the road of the incredible. Until in the end, you have Bush as an alien lizard, demonds, illumnati, masons, mormons, angels, devils, St Gremain, and a whole cast of other whacky personnas all vieing for the NESARA spot light..
I saw a sight called quatloos that had a good forum for NESARA discussion.. looks like an interesting place to spend a few hours.
So if youa re feelginint he mood for some really off the wall science fiction.. doa google on NESARA.. and be prepared to laugh long and hard at the crazyness.
(When I say way out, I mean Douglas Adams stuff reads rather coherently when compared.)
Pax,
DeRex
oh and why not a youtube NESARA video too... (okay it's not an official NESARA video.. but it sums up the NESARA players well...)


have I told you lately... song stuck in head..

Not a bad tune to have stuck in the head..

:)
Warmly,D

Why one should never mix acid and your PC..

Warning, what you are about to see my be disturbing to younger viewers.. those with pacemakers, those who just spent a fortune on a new PC and anyone with skin or eyes.
I recomend you just go and hit the next blog boutton and skip the whole damn mess.

Thanks to my pal Mal over at www.welcometowallyworld.com
Pax
D
Come to think of it.. has anyone seen my pal mal? (Mal.ic.io.us)
I even looked for him at inyourfaceforbreakfast and found him curiously absent..
I wonder if he finnaly went on that Dan Brown DaVinci Code tour and got lost in the Louvre?

In further Technorati news.. Terrorists and bush still suck.. now back to our regulaly scheduled program..

Falco???

And in other video news..

The blood hound gang.. bad touch.. aka The Discovery Channel Song..
Sex..

Unn Tis Unn Tis Unn Tis

Devo-lution.... Q: Are we not men?? A: We Are Devo..

Where are they now moment...
Devo

Perhpas better then where are they.. is who cares where they are?

Looks like that video was shot by the same people who brought us Texas Chainsaw Masacre

I used to love Devo.. then they came out with that damn Flower Pot on the head look..
They were better when they were an underground punk band.. (Note to self: Never put flower pot on head, and expect to be "cool".


even with a whip...

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Feeling Strange?.. the Doors, People Are Strange.. the Video


Guess I am just in a strange mood today. and feelin groovy..

MY friend Mal tells me to look at the Counting Crows Video on Youtube..

Sounds like across between Peter Gabriel, and something.. not sure what exactly.. but here it is for my Pal Mal.

Cause counting crows is kinda cool, in a funky sorta way..

SO anyone have any requests?
No??
Okay fine. take this upside your head.. a little abba.. (how ya like me now?)
Hehehe.. (Abba is swedish for F'ing Evil! I am just sure of it.. )

take that Disco haters!

(Oh please make it stop.. make it stop!!! ) Oh Lord please deliver us from Abba and lead us not into Barry Manalow...

(OH YEA!!! Well Take this then!)


(Soon my evil plan to take over the world through Disco will be complete.. muhahahahaaaa!)

Diet Coke and Mentos.. the video


Cool...

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Tim Curry Paradise Garrage..

Look what I found.. damn it's been a long time since I have seen this..

Paradise Garage was on "The Best of Tim Curry"
Currently availbel in used to like new condition at amazon.. can you believe it sold originaly for $9 or so.. now $95 and up!


ah what the hell , have another Tim Curry Video....

and one more.. an interview with TIm..

But I thought he was....
Have a great whatever your in the middle of... and remember to "Do the Rock". :)
D

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Alan Parsons Project...

First watch no.1

then this one...


Duke???

Got a problem with any of that???

Zip it...

Family revelation.. Sly and the Famiy Stone + Sam the Sham

I just found out that my father toured with Sly and the Family Stone.. he was the tokien white guy in the horn section.. still cool.

BTW.. Sly hated "whitie"
In an earlier brush with fame.. dad played for Sam the Sham and the Pharos.

according to Dad Sam was a dick..
and here's one for my peeps...
:)

That Phil Collins felt so good I want to do another...

say baby.. looks like we're doin an 80's extrvaganza!
So one more.. it ain;t got shit to do with my dad.. but it has everything to do with you...
and then...


how about a little more.. just a little bit.. say the magic word....

muhahahahahaaa!
LOve,
D

okay one more 80's video moment..
Peter Gabriel..
Games without Frontiers

I'm outta here...
Pax

save the internet.. video

The Clash ROck The Casbah... a dream and a video.. thanks youtube

I had the strangest dream.. making love to this song..

Now I have this tune stuck in my head.. and a permabone..
I have no idea why my subconcious chose this song as the background sound to an epic sex session.. but it did.. and who am I to question the choices made by my subconcious?

So today, as I walk around I will be thinking of that wonderful dark haired girl.. and Rocking the Casbah.
Isn't the mind a wonderful thing.. such a furtile playground.
In other video news.. (yeah right , like I would put news here.. you all know how I feel about the news...)
Here's a tune, for epic love making...
Richard Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries

and as long as we're givin' you some culture to go with your clash this morning.. here is the opening (Act 1) of "Le Nozze di Figaro" (The Marriage of Figaro)

Thank you Mozart... and what the heck.. have a little more..


Friday, August 18, 2006

Movie Review “Crash”

Movie Review “Crash”

Okay ‘Crash” a one word title.. Deserves a one word review.. “Crash”… sucked.

I was looking for an action film when I got crash.. And it had a little.. A very little.. Then once I started it, I realized what they were going for was the deeper story of human existence.. Filled with racial bigotry, ugliness, and strife..
(Okay I am ugly .. So perhaps this is a good movies for me?.. NOT)

The plot bounced around like a goddamn jumping bean.. Okay if you are directing Pulp Fiction.. Not okay for this piece of tripe.
In the end we learned.. Good people kill for the wrong reasons.. Good people don’t kill for the wrong reasons.. And that I wish I had my last two hours back.. That’s about it.

One good scene of titties.. The rest was crap.. Pure d crap.
If you wanna feel sorry for yourself, watch this piece of shit.. It is a lot like watching the evening news.. Life sucks for this reason.. Film at 11:00... Give me a fuckin break! If I want to see bad shit happen to people for no apparent reason I will watch the news.. Otherwise Hollywood, your job is to entertain me.. So goddamn it dance you fucking freaks dance!!!

Here.. Know someone you hate.. Buy them a copy.


Your youtube music videos for the day..


heaven by Bryan Adams.
and

Nirvana "Lake of Fire"

and that's it for today..
well for now anyway.. I hope you enjoy today's assignment.. now go get naked and twirl.. :)

Thursday, August 17, 2006

American Idols Concert Review picture and a youtube video.


American Idols Concert Review.

Well that was actually the first “concert” I have been to in years. (Not counting a few views of string quartets, music festivals , etc.. but the first concert in a big venue..)
It was fun.
Ticket cost after tax and all about $58.00

Duration of show nearly 3 hours.

Each contestant (final 10) took turns singing 2-3 solo songs, and a duet with the next to come on stage.
They sang in the order of which they were voted off.

Highlights: Paris, showed how well she could shake the junk in her trunk.. Fun to watch. Elliot Yamin sang very well! Better than when on the show.
Chris Daughtry announced that he is working on his new album. And asked the audience if they would come see him solo.. Got a standing :o: to that. He was great. He did not sing Hemorrhage.

Kat McPhee only sang two songs, announced she was on vocal rest, and did not sing again until the finally.

This years winner, Taylor Hicks did all that you would expect him to "including many funny dances... ". He was fun to watch if not the best singer in the bunch.

Then a group thing with the guys less, Mr. Soul Patrol (Taylor Hicks) “Patience” by Guns and Roses, well done, even by Bucky.
The band walks off stage.. The lights stay low.. Rhythmic clapping is heard.. After 2 minutes, the band comes back.. And the encore tune.. Standing “O” throughout.. End of show.

Worth the $120 I spent.
Now a video from youtube...



Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Tooth Fairy Movie Review.. Anchor Bay Does It Again!


Tooth Fairy Movie Review.. Anchor Bay Does It Again!

Last night I opened the package carefully so as not to damage the outer casing of the DVD... yes! it was Tooth Fairy the latest offering from Anchor Bay.

Produced by Stephen J. Cannell (Producer of Demon Hunter)

Story goes, Northern Cali, 1949, evil witch lures children to her crumbling hole.. oops I mean home, by offering them presents for their last baby tooth.. then all hell breaks loose...

I don’t want to give anything away, but let me say, that going into this movie I was expecting a rip off of Darkness Falls.. it was not.. at one point I thought this could easily make a children's movie .. ala Goonies.. well then the penis was cut off, and shown lying in the dirt.. so nope.. not that either.. (I guess he got his dick knocked in the dirt .. literally...)
There was a chipper-shredder killing.. and that alone should make this movie worth watching to my old pal Nix! Plenty of hatchet work, well done gore, and lots and lots of screaming... Only a few really dumb things happened to the plot.. and they are forgivable considering how much fun this movie is.

This movie was what horror movies so often try to be and miss.. it was fun. I really did not care so much about any of the characters.. but that was okay.. because it made me kinda cheer for the bad guy.. (witch)..
It could have used a few more cameos, by the actress’s hooters, but the two that did show up were quite nice, b cup specials, without the silicone that we have grown so accustom to seeing.

All total, 4 out of 5 on the fun-o-meter.. well worth the cost of admission.

so don;t just sit there.. go buy your own copy...

Monday, August 14, 2006

Southpark songs.. including Uncle Fucker!


and let me now forget.. the theme de jur...
Chocolate Salty Balls..
Take it away Chef!

If I had a phone that took ring tones.. I would want that to be the one that sounded when my boss called..


In other news..

Kyle's Mom is still a big fat bitch..

So anyone hear anything from Issac Whatshisname? He singing on Cruise ships yet?

here's one for him...

Tom Cruise is still in the closet.. damn.

and the coup de gras!

Yes.. how would you like to...

Okay gotta go.. enough fun for now kiddies..
stay tuned form more outragous stuff.. and random acts of grilling commited against salmon everywhere.
:)
D

Pink Floyd, Youtube Video.. How I wish you were here...

How I wish.. how I wish you were here..

just two lost souls swimmin' in a fish bowl...
and now something a litle more peppy...
ladies and gentelmen.. this is mombo no. 5

hehehe..
pax,
D

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Aerosmith Angel Video (youtube) and Grilled Cipotle Salmon

Aerosmith .. Angel
Something about angels these days..


I was thinking that I would write something to grab a few hits from the technorati crowd here, but honestly, all that is in the top searches, doesn't interest me today.
I could write a scathing review of the Bush administration, but what good would that do? I could write about how terrorists are scumbags.. but that I like writing about the color blue, being blue.

So what to write about ... humm??
How about my top secret Salmon Recipe?
It is Salmon season after all.

First, know that Farm raised Salmon is crap.. so if you can;t get wild caught, don;t bother.
(Boy don't I feel like the snob?)

Okay here's the recipe..
First, you will be grilling your salmon.. so no grill.. go get one.
Then to prepare the fish.
Rub salmon with one chopped tbs of fresh garlic, (or just sprinkle garlic powder over the fish) then sprinkle with dill, a pinch of salt.

Salmon should be grilled skin down (yes, I prefer fillets to steaks, as I don’t like fish bones)
You should know how to remove the pin bones.. I use a pair of needle nose pliers, and there are plenty of sights that will show you where they are, and how to pull them)
You will only be grilling the salmon until it is flaky.. don’t over cook fish.. it makes it "yucky". :)

Because cooking time for the salmon is so short, you will want the top secret sauce prepared in advance.. so here's the good part.
The sauce.

Take an 8 ounce container of sour cream and place into a sauce pan (you don’t have to use the whole thing.. but I dig this stuff so much I always make too much)
Turn on a med-low heat.
Sprinkle in 1/8 tsp of dill.. more if you like. (but don’t over do it okay?)
Add 1/4 tsp salt.
Chop one chipotle pepper (canned in Adobo is just fine) Note here, Chipotle pepper can be kinda hot, so you may want to add less if you are not good with hot foods.
Finely chop 5 or 6 sun dried tomatoes. Stir it in.
(Lemmon juice, I prepare this both ways, with and without. if you like lemon on fish go ahead and add a TSP)
then lastly add 1 tbs of finely chopped / crushed fresh garlic.
Let simmer, stirring regularly for 10 minutes. (All the flavors mingle well in this time)
Take off of heat and set aside until fish is done, you will want to warm it again just before serving.

When I have guests I serve the sauce in a bowel and let them decide how much to put over the dish, when I am by myself I just ladle it all over everything on the plate.. it's that yummy.

Suggestions as to side dishes:
Baby red potatoes with butter and parsley
Asparagus (grilled)
Rice
(with rice, black beans)

I ladle the sauce over the starch dish and encourage you to do the same.

This sauce will also compliment pork, chicken and meat, but do not add the lemon juice except for chicken.
Also with beef, I will finely slice sweet onion and fry them in olive oil in the sauce pan that I then prepare the sauce. (leaving onion and liquor in pan)

Bon Appetite

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Hinder, Lips of an Angel .. encore


I just really dig this tune.. and yes, you do make me weak..
Love,
D

Duke Lacrosse Private Eye: Saint's Blood Part 14

Duke Lacrosse St’s. Blood part 14.

Across town in a beautiful hotel, a phone rang.
Malcolm Biggs sat up in bed, and reached clumsily for the light on the night stand next to his bed.

With a click and a rub to his eyes, the room filled with the yellow light of the lamp. He looked at the clock as he reached for the telephone receiver. It was 6:15.

“Hello” he said in a groggy and gravely voice.

The voice on the other end was not sleepy.

Malcolm listened for a few long moments at the voice on the line, and said “Yes, but I heard that he was free?”
… again the voice spoke…

“okay I understand.” he said now feeling fully shaken from his sleep. “both of them?”
“I will do as you command.” he said now shaking a bit as he eased the hand set down onto the cradle.

“This was never supposed to go this far,” Malcolm though, “it was never to have gone past London, and now here I am , about to risk my life for what?” As he said this, his eyes drifted to the ornate wooden box, that sat on the room’s desk. He knew what he was risking his life for, but he still had no idea of how he had gotten into this predicament.

It was very early in the morning, and if Malcolm knew his “family” he knew that he had nearly 12 hours in which to make his plans.. 12 hours to change all of eternity.

He picked the receiver up again, and dialed “0”.
The hotel operator picked up almost immediately and said ‘Yes, Sir?”

“International call please.. Country code 44 number 678...”

This time the voice on the other end of the line was more friendly. “Hello Mal, What brings you calling at this hour? “
“I have a problem, Sir” Malcolm said sounding dejected. “ I need another infusion of money. Another twenty-thousand should do.”
“My goodness by, you must be in some trouble. You know I said that the last bit would be all I would contribute, don’t you?”

“Yes, Sir, I remember. But we are so close, and the benefits will far outweigh any amount you have put up. I need to just clean up a pair of loose ends here, and then move on to Los Angeles, to conclude business.”

“Expensive pair of “loose ends” you must have there boy” the voice said, not sounding nearly as jovial as it had at first.

“Yes, Sir, but these should be the last I have to deal with, give me 24 hours after you have wired the money, and I will repay you with all you have coming and then some.”

“Very well, Mal, I will make arraignments, tell me where do you need it wired?”

Malcolm went on to give details, and then hung up the receiver. It was never his intention to come this far but in for an inch in for 10,000 miles seemed to apply here.

At 9:00 the phone rang again, it was the front desk, saying that there was a courier in the lobby wanting to come up. Malcolm knew that this was the money he had requested and told the deskman to send him up.

The courier was in his twenties, young and athletic looking, Malcolm had a pension for young men, and this one would suit his needs well. The package he held was a single envelope.
“Sign here” the courier said pointing at a line on a paper attached to a clipboard, Malcolm did sign and as he handed the pen back he brushed the hand of the courier with his fingertips.

The courier’s eyes came up to meet Malcolm’s “thank you sir“. He said quite curtly. He extended his now empty right hand for a tip. Malcolm reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of rumpled cash. Peeling off a 20 he said to the courier. “Do you do other things for money?”

The look on the couriers face said all Malcolm needed to know, there was nothing this young man would not do for money.
“That all depends on what you have in mind” the courier said dropping his clipboard on the floor and taking one step closer to Malcolm his eyes softening as he stepped in.

“Sorry lad, not that, not now.” Malcolm said. “I need a real favor, a real task done, as for that, well there will be time and money “ he said opening up the envelope seeing the cheque for 20,000 pounds sterling converted into us dollars (nearly $40,000) . “for that later.” “I need you to find me someone, and deliver a very personal message.”

The courier took a step back looking disappointed with the menial task and said “How much does it pay?”

Malcolm looked at the wad of bills he had pulled form his pocket. And said “All of this”. To which the couriers eyes light,
“There must be $100 dollars there?”

“One hundred thirty seven to be exact.” Malcolm said an air of superiority taking him over.

“You got it!” the courier exclaimed. “That’s nearly a months salary!”

“I know” Malcolm said looking down his nose at the young man.

Malcolm continued” I want you to find me a killer. I man by the name of Von Nixincyhe . I believe you will find he is speaking at the local university today, I want you to bring him to me before noon.”

“Do you have any other information? The courier asked.

“That should be enough, if you are to earn your money.” Malcolm said now truly looking down upon the young man. “here is $20 to get you started, the rest will be here when you return with Nixincyhe.. Before noon!”

On that the courier left, nearly running towards the elevator across and down the hall. Malcolm closed the door, a knowing smile on his face. This would all soon be over.

Malcolm spent the rest of the morning, dirking tea and making telephone calls, to the west coast primarily.
“The Hollywood types do love a good artifact don’t they.” He thought as he started to add up the amounts of the private offers he had already received.
The Cup was to be sold at auction a very private auction, and only a very few of the country’s wealthiest were to be invited.
(Surprising to most, the nature of the cup, it’s powers and legend is well known to the elite. And there was no end of willing participants to the auction.. )
Malcolm smiled thinking of all the riches he would soon be holding, after all who would not pay a single life’s earning for an uncountable number of lives? Surely nobody in the Hollywood elite would pass this once in a life time opportunity up.

It was 11:37 when a knock came at the door. It was the curious, and with him a dark man, named Von Nixincyhe.

“Thank you for seeing me on such short notice, Barron” Malcolm said in his most agreeable tone.

“Quite irregular”. Von Nixincyhe said as he took the extended hand of Malcolm .

“You may come back later for the balance of your pay” Malcolm said to the courier slipping another $50 into his hand.

“But you pro…”
Malcolm interrupted, “I have more business with you, but it will have to wait, come back at say $5.:00 and I will pay you the rest. “

This seemed to satisfy the young man, and he gave a small bow as he backed out the door and left the two men alone.

“So what have you brought me here for?” the elder Von Nixincyhe said.

“Please have a seat” Malcolm said pointing to the table . “I have a revelation for you, and I think you will be very pleased to hear what I have to say and offer”

Von Nixincyhe sat, and Malcolm offered tea, Von Nixincyhe refused politely and Malcolm sat down across from him at the smallish table tea service and all.

Looking at Von Nixincyhe from across his tea cup, Malcolm said ”I have something you want, I know something that you need to know..”

“Yes” Von Nixincyhe said looking less than entertained by the stranger.

“I know where there are two un-dead, in this city, right now! I know where they sleep.” Malcolm said now smiling.

“How do you know they are undead?” Nix said coolly.

“They have been following me, for weeks now, you see I have something that they want, and they have in their desperation given themselves away, I know what they are, and I know where they are.”

“Really, undead, are rare in “the new world” Nix said feigning uninterested, but raising an eyebrow at the possibility. “You cannot be serious, there has never been a case of it here in this country.”

“They followed me from Europe, and I fear that they will kill me” Malcolm was impressed with his acting, as he spread on the concern.
Von Nixincyhe seemed to be buying it as he sat forward on his chair; “and what would you have that they would travel so far for?”

“That is a matter for me only” Malcolm said. “Do you want to know where they are or not” he said flatly.

“Of course, but what proof do you have to offer.?”

Malcolm went to the desk and pulled from a drawer a news paper clipping. It described the killing of the two women a night before, he threw it down in front of Nix.
“Do you need more proof” Mal said sneering now at Nix.

“I had not seen this.” Nix said, his mouth falling open as he read the details.

“I will give you $5000 to helping your cause.” Malcolm said.

“I need no money for my cause” Nix replied, now his fingers clenching the paper hard enough that the knuckles went white.

“If you tell me where they are, I will need nothing else from you.” Nix said .

“Here I will write it down for you.” Malcolm said pulling a sheet of paper from the desk and writing the address on it…. Duke Lacrosse 1005 Lafayette Ave. Suite 304.


To be continued.

Read a little mystery stuff? Check this out?
Dick Francis, all the mystery only 2% of the sex.

Friday, August 11, 2006

video, OkGO from youtube..

perhpas the modern beatles?

Stones?

Monkeys?

no it's OkGo.. an million ways...

felin the need fo some of the smooth azz gangsta shit...


california love baby..
now how bout a little doggy style for my shortie?

and how bout a hit of that chronic fo yo azz..

hell yeah!
and one last one..

I know you love me AND my Doggie Style!

Absinthe Drinking 101.. the Un Emile 68, Vert


Hello Class, todays lesson is in drinking Absinthe.. no don't worry if you drink absinthe you will not type / spell like I do..

I think the Un Emil 68 (green) will be best to start you off. Not too strong in the licorice department, very strong alcohol. Best with sugar, but still tasty without.

The sugar ritual: Take your slotted spoon and place over glass. Put a sugar cube on the spoon. Pour 1 oz. of the Green Fairy (La Fee Vert) over sugar cube into glass. Light sugar cube on fire (This is the modern Chek way... I don;t flambe' my sugar, because it is just for show.. but hell it's fun, so your choice) after 15 or so seconds, quench the fire if not already out, by pouring ice water over the cube into the glass..
(I have a friend who insists on flambe'ing his sugar.. I call him a Philistine for it.. :)

Here's the other fun part: very slowly drip water onto the cube, to dissolve it. When the absinthe turns cloudy (Louche) it is time to drink. Take your spoon if it has any remaining sugar cube, and stir the absinthe with it, to further dissolve the sugar. The amount of water you prefer, is totally up to you. As I drink absinthe, I will take breaks between to drink just ice water, but I like the drink strong.. so I drip just to the point that it starts to louche, the more water the more louche you get.. and every brand is slightly different, if you have more anise (Where the liquorice flavor comes from) your absinthe will louche sooner, it is the oil from the anise that causes the louche. But we're talking about the Un Emil 68 here...

Sip absinthe with a friend. As the thujon starts to take hold, you will find that "higher thought" comes easily. So prepare for "heady" conversation.

Caution: Absinthe, first acts like a mild stimulant. If you continue to drink you will feel more awake, but there comes a point when the alcohol will take over, and you will hit "The Wall". (When alcohol level gets to the point that you will need to lay down.. where ever you are, whatever you are doing.. you will lay down and chances are you will be unconscious before you hit the ground.. this has happened to me.. so I know.. felt just fine, enough energy to run a marathon, then BLAMMO! On floor sleeping.)
a 68 degree liquor has 68% alcohol, or is 136 proof. So each ounce is roughly equivalent to 1.5 drinks. If you can easily drink 6 drinks, then at 4 you are there... because of the stimulant effect it is easy to think you can drink it all night long.. but the wall is there.. at whatever alcohol level usually causes you to pass out.. well absinthe will do the same in spades!

Okay that's my absinthe talk for today..
I love this stuff as you can probably tell.. damn expensive habit, but well worth it!

Thursday, August 10, 2006

did you say disco sucked?? Oh now your fuckedddd


that's right the Bee Gees!
Let's see what else I can pull up for you Studio 69 hateers..

and why not one more..

now anybody got a problem with that.. or do I have to post Disco Duck for you muthas!
Pax or Death,
D

Hary Connik Jr- It Had to Be You.. youtube video...


sorry rock fans.. I always dug this song.. and well it really says it all..
"If your going to be pissy, you had better be naked!"

And as long as we're laying down the smooth tunes.. here's another..



here the orriginal here.. another youtube video (embedding disabled)

I really love that movie.. Casablanca..
I really dig "Key Largo" too.. and "The Malteese Falcon", what can I say I am just an old sentimental soul..
So if you read any of the Duke Lacross stories, remember it is Bogart's Sam Spade that I always see.. sick considering how often I have Duke Naked.. but hey we all need our points of reference.

Pax,
D

peter gabriel .. youtube video.. in your eyes.


umm.. good..

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

youtube video.. you had a bad day..

couldn't we all use a "Blue Sky Holliday"?

Here's to a good day....
Love,
D

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Speaking of books.. Dragonlance.. and Duke Lacrosse

Hello reader(s) :)
I have been thinking a lot lately about the old Dragonlance stories.. I gave two of the first three to a friend a while back, and wonder if she is enjoyng them?
I still have it in the back of my head somwhere to write a story for the DragonLance world.. I think it is mostly all in there.. somewhere.. and who knows maybe someday I will write it here?

I once emailed somone on a dragonlance fan site.. (or so I thought) and got an email back from Margaret Weis! I was borderline star struck.. she was warm and friendly and encouraging to my writing.. who knows maybe someday I will write her again, and ask if it is possible to ask for her assistance in publishing? In the mean time I will keep looking back on all of the M. Weis adn T. Hickman DragonLance stories with great fondness..
If you have never bothered reading any of the Dragonlance stories let me send you now off to amazon.com to get one or two or 200.


Duke Lacrosse: No I have not forgotten poor Duke.. it is just that what will happen to him next is mostly unpleasant.. and I like the idea of him sleeping in his lovers arms.. but we are getting close.. close to the time where I will wake poor Duke up and go off to fuck with him royaly... but for now.. he sleeps.. sleeps in the arms of the one he loves..

(do a search for "Duke Lacrosse" at the top of this page to read the story.. I have written two.. the first one mostly errotica and humor, the second, still in the works story.. errotic and vampyric.. The parts are numbered in the title.. so it should be asy to catch up.. if that's your thing.)

So for now, I bid you (some french word)
Pax (Latin word)
D (Derived from amisspelling of a latin phrase)

Speaking if French words? What;'s that steaming pile or Meirt (sp) doing? You know My Pal Mal.. the poor Aussie stuck in Paris? Let's go see shall we?
www.welcometowallyworld.com
www.inyourfaceforbreakfast.com

Da Vinci Code Audio Book Review..


I am not usually one to review a book in midstream.. but I am now about half way through "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown on audio CD and I had to say something.

I have read better, but I have read much worse.
I do not find any of the fiction found in the book to be offencive nor do I think anyone that gives it a good read, knowing full well it is fiction will.

Why Audio Books?
I spend about an hour each day in traffic for my commute to work. I find Audio books keep my brain working while music puts me to sleep mentaly. (Not that there is anything wrong with that)
And I enjoy eating lunch while sitting in my car listening to a good book.
As life has gotten busier and busier I find that the time to sit and read has nearly vanished.. and I love books.. (Those who know me, know this)

If you have never tried an audio book, Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code" is probably a good start, who knows you may find that like me you becoem addicted to them.

Of course they wont help your spelling or typing skills one whit!
But that along with the ugliness that I exhude so well makes me unique... :)
Peace,
D

Monday, August 07, 2006

it's got youtube video.. politics, sex and Monty Python.. how can you go wrong?

today's youtube video.. a strange little compilation..

and there you have it.

Me? Day three with a migraine.. I have to work.. that sucks.. but if I don;t work through these, I would get nothing done.. so today will be spent in my office, with the door closed and the lights out.. and I will have my clothes on.. go figure..

Imitrix (SP) is about the only migrain med I have found that works, and that stuff F's with my prostate.. so I don;t hurt in the mellon but I can;t pee either.. plus I have been taking a SSRI and that combo is a no no I hear. I am damn near off of the SSRI, but still do you wanna risk it?

SO for now just remember "Life will be fine if we both 69..."
Pax,
D
Okay one more.. click play and read the rest of this page.. if you are on the font page that is.. otherwise just click play sit back and relax, and enjoy a little wild wild life..


Thursday, August 03, 2006

Youtube video.. ok go.. gotta love ok go and youtube..

Dancing on treadmills.. somtiems my life feels like a tredmill.. I gotta learn to dance more.

love ya,
D

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

You have to see this VIDEO! High gas prices got you down? Water for Fuel

Okay, had I seen this video without context I would have thought my Pal Mal was pulling my leg.. but no! Mal was still in Paris and still trying to get that tart from Rocketboom to do Rocketbum..
Take a look...

now send the URL of this site to everyone you know.. information is power.. (I say as I go spend $3.489 a gallon for gas.. WTF?!?!?

If he can hybridize his ford I wonder what he could do for my Tahoe?
Anyone got his phone number?

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Sex: HOT Orgasm Youtube Video!

I wanna make one of these.. no not with me on camera but behind it..
any volunteers?
(put your hand down Mal!)

The Tooth Fairy, another MUST have Horror Classic, and a review of The Garden

First things first.. here is your youtube video of the day...

A clip from The Tooth Fairy, the latest release form Anchor Bay.
In the Past they have brought back Cemetery Man. (Delamore Delamorte' or some such stuff.. )
Great flick..
Then lastly they brough
"The Garden".. here's my 60 second review.. GREAT movie.. go get it you bloody wanker.. I don;t want to give anything away, so let mue just say this about the garden.. Devil, Horsemen, end of times.. cool.
A well done mind fuck, just like Cemetery man.. and if Nix don;t like it, he can bite me.

What has Anchor Bay to say for itself?
Well read this me little droogiewoogs and Malchicks...

Cavities can be the Root of all Evil!

Dear Journalist:

Remember the innocence of putting a tooth under a pillow at night and finding it mysteriously transformed into a reward the next morning? My, how times have changed…Anchor Bay Entertainment, an IDT Entertainment Company, extracts the dark side of a beloved childhood ritual with The Tooth Fairy ! Co-written and produced by legendary producer Stephen J. Cannell (“The A Team”, “Hunter”, “Profit”, “21 Jump Street”) and featuring such horror alums as P.J. Soles ( Halloween, The Devil's Rejects ) and Jesse Hutch ( Freddy Vs. Jason ) , The Tooth Fairy turns the innocent fairy tale into the ultimate nightmare! Presented uncut with never-before-seen footage, The Tooth Fairy also offers bonus features, including an audio commentary and behind-the-scenes interviews, that viewers can really sink their teeth into! Open wide for The Tooth Fairy on August 8, 2006 , with an SRP of $19.98. Pre-book date is June 28th.

Directed by Chuck Bowman from a teleplay by Stephen J. Cannell, Corey Strode and Cookie Rae Brown and starring Carrie Fleming (“Masters of Horror: Dario Argento's Jenifer”), The Tooth Fairy rips to shreds the whimsical icon. Amid the idyllic splendor of the Northern California woods, a quaint country inn offers respite for the weary traveler. It also harbors a dark secret. Almost sixty years earlier, it was the crumbling home of a malevolent witch who lured in children, stole their teeth, butchered their bodies, and cursed their souls to wander the earth forever. Now, the witch's slumber has been disturbed, and her vengeful spirit seeks the slaughter of all who stay there. And for one eleven -year-old girl with a loose molar and an active imagination, the ultimate horror begins with a visit from The Tooth Fairy...

The Tooth Fairy DVD provides a full set of extras including:

* Widescreen Presentation (1.78:1), enhanced for 16x9 TVs
* Uncut Version – Never-Before-Seen Footage
* Audio Commentary with Director Chuck Bowman, Producer/Writer Stephen. J. Cannell and Actor Jesse Hutch
* Hatchet Job: The Making of The Tooth Fairy
* Cast and crew interviews
* Trailer

THE TOOTH FAIRY
Street Date: August 8, 2006
Pre-Book: June 28, 2006
Catalog #: DV14147
UPC: 0-1313-14147-9 0
Run Time: 89 Minutes
Rating: Not Rated
SRP : $19.98

So what the fuck are you waiting for? .. besides the 28th?
Pax.
DeRex

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

MySpace? My Space kicks MySpace's ass.. in front of everybody in the lunch room.

I don;t get the myspace craze.. sure some myspace accountes are creative, and much better writtent han my little blog here, but comon folks.. it's mostly middleaged men trying to talk with underaged girls.. and boys..
Here is one more reason that this place, kicks myspace's ass.. in front of everybody in the lunch room.. lot's of 80's videos.. thanks to youtube.
Flock of Seagulls.. yikes that waz some hair!

And one of my favorite.. 2 bowls of hash songs..
Wall of Voodoo... Mexican Radio!

Finally to really get you dial up wankers pissed at the slow load tiems here, I offer this little ditty..
from the Thompson Twins.. Doctor Doctor..

The Thompson Twins piss me off every time.
WOW what hair we had in the 80's!
It's a wonder Godzilla didn't ceom over from Tokyo and use us all as Q-tips!
Pax,
DeRex

Monday, July 24, 2006

Friday, July 21, 2006

just because.. video, youtube, link to blogger

First your video of the day.. listen while you read.. or workout..

Then link to fellow blogger, just becazuse he said.. "will you link to me?"
Music and stuff...
and damn it! I wish I had the link to the girl in austrailia that said 'Ugly blog" talking about mine.. (actually the comment was mostly nice.. and I do have an ugly blog.. "Ugly as life itself" my new motto.
Anyway look for an australian named Lisa.. she has a pretty blog.. and I think I hate that.
:)
Okay lets do one more video.. if you don;t have broadband and you just locked up.. sorry bro..

Now a bit of further commentary..
Mal over at wallyworld and inyourfaceforbreakfast, is still looking for reporters for his parody of Rocketboom.. Rocketbum. Let's all face facts.. Amanda Congdon is'nt coming back... so lets all move forward.. go to amanda's blog and insist she move to paris, and join the rocketbum team.. (of one)

Good news here at my blog.. we are about to suffer an infusion of cash.. so perhpas I can get a PC that will actually alow me to upload a video direct without a crash?? NAH! who am I kiddin.. I am planning on spending the money of Ganga.
Actually I was kiding.. don;t smoke da' ganga no more mon.. makes me fall down you know.
But who knows.. perhpas my cheap azz will cough up enough cash to get a digital video camera? Then with my sense of tasts, who knows what kinda videos you may get?

I am also wanting to say.. that I am pissed! Nobody so far has gotten naked for peace. Well besides me.. I suppose that this is a resounding approval of the war.. so how about we all get naked for nukes?
Do you have any idea how pissed the Ayetolla will be if we all get naked? So ladies.. last call.. shed your burka for war!

Okay on second thought.. nevermind. I have seen a few naked Iranians.. and I think that was enough.

Finally does anyone remember whay the Arabs and Isralies are fighting? One would think that in a thousand plus years, that they could have setteled this all. (Yes they were fighting before 1948) Dosen;t it sounds like time to make peace? Or annihilate eachother so the rest of us can get on with life?

Well gotta go, I have a car to load onto a trailer.
:( or :) I ain't sure which yet.
DeRex (Ugly as Life itself)
Thank god for women with poor eyesight.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Lebanon, Israel, Youtube Video..

I tried to put into words what I felt about this.. but John Stewart did it so much better...

then to try and find the words as to how I felt about the news coverage of the whole fucked up mess..
I offer you this.

yep.. that about says it.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

sexy video youtube Jenna Jameson Orgasm Howard Stern!

Well that ought to bring the hits.. not the video

Evanesance Youtube Video

Your video for the day..

cool tune..
okay one more..

"Bring Me to Life" Acustic.
Music to dance naked in the forrest to..

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

The Bush says "Shit" video... and commentary on the middle east.


Okay wankers.. how long did you think I would stay mute on the middle east?

No time now.. just remember I am all for peace.. but I am also all for getting the dirt bag terrorists too.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Random music videos and 80's moments galore.. thanks youtube video!


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talk dirty to me...
Pax
DeRex
Remember get naked for peace.. photos coming soon!