Saturday, April 14, 2007

Friday, April 13, 2007

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a litte bit a devo...

mongolod.. miss spelled

a beatuful wold


woodstock 1969







Country Joe... and the Fish

Country Joe & aRLO

And becue your such goodies i give you Janis

and why not annother

arlo guthrey...


at Woodstock....

Staind - How About You

Staind - So Far Away live


Final Fantasy - Staind It's Been A While

well happy afternoon!

its arond 2;00,

happy aftenoon!
lets see whet we can fine...
i am stll duern... or had a stoke.. you pick

dancing spoon....

Thursday, April 12, 2007

again...a like that i fottag

this will swo you how they cheet...
i have not had a strok... i i'm just drunk
see you torom

did i mentoin, kansas was one of my faxoret

there arh a peopol our ther...

lauging girl...


thikn of my seeling as dunken

howdy hooooo!

well i said i'd be here... and what do you konw,,, i'm here!

i've been up to no good... i got a button...

and im im... thst goota count for something... ah.

oh ye is is a link to tihs sihe
spelling is rounug today...

hese is a littie youtube for you...

and some more..
next posting...

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Food for thought.. and some food too

Food for thought..

Why does fresh Tuna taste like something wonderful.. and canned tuna taste like bad (insert cat nick-name here)

Sushi, why is eating raw fish more expensive than eating cooked fish?
I can get 4 pieces of Yellow Fin tuna at my local sushi bar for $6.00 the weight of the fish is perhaps 2.5 oz. But I can go to nearly any restaurant that has blackened tuna and have an 6 ox. Sandwich for the same $6.00? I don’t get it.

The best sushi I have ever eaten was in Amsterdam! What’s up with that!?!?

Salmon: The average salmon fisherman makes about 18 cents per pound for a salmon.. yet I keep paying $5.00 per pound for it at the store.. can’t a fisherman mail me a frozen fish? I would pay a buck a pound..

Crab: Why is it that crab tastes so darn good! I understand why crab is expensive, people die fishing for it.. I am willing to pay for that.. but why can’t something like rat taste that good? In my neighborhood you could harvest them 6 times a year!

Okay enough silliness for one morning.. I gotta get to work..

Oh one more thing..

I think were screwed Toto..

(i wish i went to work)

here are stuff...

have fun!

Q & A on Health good stuff!

Q & A on Health

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears
out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO...... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

how do you...

how do you bang your wife...

i hope this woks..

if it dose not work i hope you will amazon these

JUST STUFF: Pop Culture Super Tuesday

JUST STUFF: Pop Culture Super Tuesday

just stuff...

this is perhaps the best...

i'd give her 4 out of 5
we will see... but i say in the last two...


go catch this guy bolg...

he is veay funny...
a definetly worhe your two centc...

it is posted rear the end.

good mornig! of afternoon??

hello! what have i done today! Watched 4" of snow come down!
i am realy ready to be done with snow!
at reast they have salt.
i fond this

its funny!
i like em...i espiecal like the last one..

Tuesday, April 10, 2007


im a zoimbe

wow... first base

one mo' time...

this is how i feel...
any questions....

led zeppelin

why did i put a led zep movie in the last post? i dont know... but enjoy it.

i am not puttig up with it well.
i try to remain stoic but this realy sucks...

oh well

speaking oh sucking
lets talk about Sanjia...
can we send him home toniat...


i mean, come on!

or maybe...

either way be good to eachoter...

led zepplin... why not


Monday, April 09, 2007

amican idos...

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oy vey!!


People Paying For Massages From A Snake - Funny blooper videos are here


lumps ...

or lumps

pick one...

i dare you...

weather control...

Weather control and my other favorite conspiracy theories.

Weather control..
The Japanese mafia has a weather machine and is holding the US ransom.. if we don’t give them 60 billion tons of raw fish they will make a category 9 hurricane and wipe out our oil fields for good…

Of course the US government also has a weather control machine and knows how to use it.. so the war of the weather is on!


Okay the above is ridiculous.. but I love conspiracy theories and the wild and whacker the stuff the better..

George Bush.. Illuminati? Reptile? The Anti-Christ.. or an Antipasto Salad? Who knows..
Sherry Shriner knows.. read her stuff, bible code and all at some real whacky stuff there!

Then we have one of my favorites.. NESARA a bill passed by congress in secret, signed into law by President Clinton (perhaps at magic wand point) and then made so secret that nobody can talk about it.. nobody except a few people asking for your support.. they can be found at , and

In those websites you will find information on every crack pot theory from the Beloved St. Germaine to NESARA to Alien Abduction, to Alien Worlds in other dimensions, to tuning the world up to 5th dimensional frequency.. some really rich stuff! (did I say dimensional.. I think I meant delusional)

Here is the interesting thing… I am open to speculation about alien worlds, and even to some degree weather control? I am a pretty normal guy, but as far as alien being, being out there somewhere in the universe I think the odds are just to great for.. as for weather control, there is some documentation about cloud seeding and the like that is factual.
However I have a hard time believing that Aliens actually talk to a bunch of loonies somewhere in the western deserts and that they give these people who have no other claim to fame messages to give to the rest of humanity. I mean come on.. you’re an alien.. you travel a few million light years, and you don’t have the wits to go on CNN?

The thing I like best about good conspiracy theory, is that in and amongst the fiction, should be enough facts that if looked at in just the right light, seem to verify the rest of the theory.. no matter how far out there the theory is.

I have found myself looking up at the sky wondering if the contrails I am seeing might actually be a “chemtrail” (do a google search for “chemtrial”) I wonder if the government has not ever had secret labs where they have done mind control experiments? Look at the Biloxi Syphilis experiments? Our government is capable of doing experiments on our citizens?

How about Cattle mutilation? Could it be that the cattle in the west that are being surgically mutilated, are really the government doing long term radiological/fallout studies from the bombs we exploded in the 40’s 50’s and 60’s?
(why wouldn’t the government just buy the cattle.. I don’t know.. maybe they don’t want anyone to know that our beef it toxic? Maybe it is just more fun reading about another rancher scratching his head and thinking aliens, or Sasquach did it?)

If you believe that these wild theories are 100% true, 50% truth or 100% ca-ca you have to admit some of them are a lot of fun.

saddam video...

Saddam The Unseen Video - Funny bloopers R us

saddam video ...

i have a thing for trains...

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i cannot help it!

bet you cant guss who?


bill o'riley and gerrods river... <--- spelling oy!

brains will splatter...

i am just not sure whos...

funny video !!!

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this is what they realy look like...

funny clip!

A Bug Problem - (Evolution) - The best bloopers are here
thats funny!

JUST STUFF: Imus Comments On Rutgers Women#links#links

JUST STUFF: Imus Comments On Rutgers Women#links#links
you just have to see this.... Imus... oy!

iran speeks out...

this about says it all.