Saturday, November 26, 2005

Not a bad little tidbit about the Dawn Yang Yeo, Daphne Teo and Xaixue thing..

Finaly an article about the Hot Bloggerttes (by another hot bloggerttet) that actualy looks like something other than Technorati Spam!

Plus she does a little G.W. bashing.. so it can't be all bad..

Rock on girl.. in my book.. you're hot!

Where in the world is Daphne Teo.. hanging with carmen diego? And Hottest bloggerette update

Daphnie Teo.. why is she still at Technorati? And What's the fuss all about.
Well my little Droogi Woogs, sit right back and let me tell you a tale..
Daphne seems to have wilted like an orchid in the spot light of public scrutiny.. a once popular bloggertte that has now aperently sworn off blogging..

I have always said until someone sends you hate mail, you just haven't made an impact.
It appears that Daphne was never told this... so as former fans and haters go to Technorati looking for her return and typing her name into the search box, she stays in the top 10!
(and as far as this reporter can tell, she is not out there.. she just is not blogging these days! It appears that she is one blogger that has sworn off blogging and meant it! Too bad really, because if she would follow my advice at Money Making Online Blog and just post a smalll blurb and occasional picture each day, she could be making good money from her blog, from fans and haters alike!)

This has led to a number of false Daphne Teo's stealing a bit of the spotlight.
A number of bloggers and commenters claiming to be Daphne Teo!
(It's genius really).

I'm Daphne Teo, Yes I'm the real Teo
all you other Daphneo Teo's are just imitating..
So won't the real Teo Please stand up.. please stand up.. please stand up...

In further developments, we have a change in poll position for our hottest bloggerette standings...
as of this writing the contenders are as follows.
In first place Xaixue with 6 votes
Still with 5 votes and now in second Dawn Yang / Yeo
With Two votesReena Vasquez!
And the International Woman of Mystery.. Daphne Teo in last place with one vote.

Be sure to leave a comment to vote for (or nominate) your favorite or Hottest Bloggerette.

Also I would like to thank all of you who have taken the time to go shopping at Amazon .com or at ebay by clicking on my banners (below). I hope that you are as happy with those two companies as I have been over the years. I also hope that they make your holiday shopping as easy and painless as they have made mine this year.
Thank you from the bottoms of our hearts.
(Nix would say: DeRex? He's got more than one heart?)

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Friday, November 25, 2005

Holiday shopping made easy by DeRex!

I have a diverse list to buy for, some aren't anywhere near a store (Middle of Nowhere Alaska!), and some are well.. real pains in the ass to buy for.. so what better than!
(can you say gift card?)
Yes some people will get amazon gift certificates this year.
The gift card is becoming the number one gift item.
Why? Well, I think that it is because so many people are "hard to buy for". Take me for instance.. if I need something I go buy it.. if I want something I go buy it.. if I can;t afford it, I don't go buy it, but I don't tell anyone about it either.. okay.. I did tell a couple of people I wanted a new Harley.. but none of them can afford it right now either.. or like me enough to drop $30K.

So I expect to get a giftcard or two.. and that's just fine..

Go take a look at amazon, use the searchbox above to see what their prices are like, you might be pleased.. and at worst, you can still get a gift certificate for the DeRex on your list!

Thursday, November 24, 2005

christmas shoping frenzy!

Well I got half of my shopping today done on

Click here for your favorite eBay items

Go take a look, I bought 2 digital cameras (new) for about what they were asking for one at the store.
Seller feedback was big and almost all positive.. I am now going back to get some movies, (lots of new ones there) and a few other mics. things.
Give it a try.. I dare ya!

Hey go visit Loc Kee
Thanks for the link bro!

Overnight the hottest bloggerette stats have changed! And we have a new entry!

New Entry! Reena Vasquez!
Not so much of a blog as a place to view pictures of this real beauty.
Current Count count 1.
(caution, there are so many pictures here, you may not want to go look with a dial up connection!)

NOW IN FIRST PLACE! Dawn Yang (I have also heard it is Yao?)
Vote count at this writing 5
See her (blog) here

Daphne (Daphnie) Teo with one vote.

See her blog (I think.. nothing there right now)

And slipping into second for Hottest Bloggertte is
Who at this writing has 4 votes.

Keep thos votes and nominations comming.. we will find the "World's Hottest Blogger(ette)!"

To nominate your favorite blogger, or bloggertte leave a comment here with their blog URL or email me a picture and the URL.

To vote, leave a comment please..

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

not a bad song to have stuck in the head..

first song was john mayer's "Body is a Wonderland" (Or is that Jungle Gym?)
second attempt did not work.. it was a bloodhound gang tune bad touch, and then Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.. so now I will use their top vidi and we'll see if it's just me.. fuckers... nope that did not work either.. could be my slow azzed computer..

and now for somthing completely different... again back to the last thing I heard play on my home computer.. John Mayer.. oh do I ever get a woman in mind when I hear this.. and if you're reading this.. you know who you are..

Video code provided by

Who's the hottest Bloggerette? A vote in For Dawn Yang (Yao?) And Daphne Teo

Here she is Dawn Yang (I have also heard it is Yao?)
She is our second inductee, with (at this writing one vote)
See her (blog) here

This Just in (JESUS you people are fast!)
Daphne (Daphnie) Teo with one vote.

See her blog (I think.. nothing there right now)

Our Other current lead contender for Hottest Bloggertte is
Who at this writing has 3 votes.

Keep thos votes and nominations comming.. we will find the "World's Hottest Blogger(ette)!"

To nominate your favorite blogger, or bloggertte leave a comment here with their blog URL or email me a picture and the URL.

To vote, leave a comment please..

What will the winner get?
All of our love and admirtaion.. and we will promise to never take them to a midnight screening of All That Jazz.
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All That Jazz (Reviews of Movies that Suck)

All That Jazz (Reviews of Movies that Suck)
All that Jazz 1979
Starring: Roy Scheider and Jessica Lang
Directed by: Bob Fosse
Plot: Director/choreographer Bob Fosse tells his own life story (fucking show off) as he details the sordid life of Joe Gideon (Roy Scheider), a womanizing, drug-using dancer.
4.5 star rating at

Critique: This is perhaps not a fair movie for me to play critic to, as I despise musicals. Alright, so it is not a musical in the classical sense of the genre, it has it’s “Musical” moments.
I thought I would go into this with an open mind, as I do tend to enjoy movies that are of the more bizarre flavor, and have even written positive reviews for The Rocky Horror Picture Show.. and it had music.. and I liked Brazil.. and you don't get much stranger than Brazil

I also like tragedies, in the classical Shakespearian sense of the word, and this movie is a tragedy.

So it is a tragedy, that has bizarre surreal qualities, and okay it has some music too, sounds like I may just enjoy it… I did not.

First, the acting.. Roy Scheider can act.. I think he forgot how to just for this movie. Jessica Lang may have been trying to portray a drug addled moron. If so she pulled it off, but I don’t think that was her intention so again.. bad acting.

The funniest part of all of this, is I have spent time around people in the “theater” and they really do act a lot like the characters in this movie.. so you would think it would be easy for the actors to portray their contemporaries.. but no.. the lines felt forced, and at best canned. Emotions were portrayed with only the minimum required to let you know the character had any “feelings” at all, and at times they were counter to the plot line.

Scene sample: Young Dancer Female in Roy Scheider’s apartment:
YD: I wanna be a movie star. Do you think I have what it takes.
RS: No.
YD: (runs to couch hides face in too theatrical a style) Mutters “and I am not a very good dancer either”
RS: No, but I can make you one.
YD: (smiling through tears) You wanna go to bed?
RS: Yes
YD: Walks up stairs removes shit in shot.
(fade to next scene)

Okay the boobs were plentiful, but most of them were perhaps 6 on the 10 scale boobs.
The one time that they had a extremely good looking topless girl the shot was smoked and the lighting was “mysterious” so as not to give you a full on look.. WTF!

All in all, it was bizarre , it tried too freaking hard to be artsy, in all the wrong spots, and there were big production numbers in the middle of what could have been a cool death / hallucination scene.. what a crock o’ crap.

This proves that in the late 70’s you had to be a real wanker to be on the Academy’s nomination committee.
It’s no wonder the rest of the country voted Regan into power.

Oh yea, and the editing sucked too!

On a scale of one to ten (on the suck o’ meter) this turkey pulls an 8.5.

10 being things that suck as much as say plague.

I’ll continue to take my theatrically sung lines, from a transvestite from outer space thank you.

And that’s my Review of All That Jazz..
I’m Sickskull reporting.

oh PS. I now wish that the shark in Jaws had eaten Roy Scheider before he could have made this abortion of a movie.

All That Jazz a review in the making..

Well here I sit waiting on Nix.. that wanker.. I suppose it is only fair as he waited a week for me to find a copy of all that Jazz.. as my local ballbuster did not cary it, so I went to netflix.. I like netflix.. one day delivery! Cool.

SO Nixie.. I'm waiting.. to see your review adn to see if you managed to get the desk girl up to your room to watch it with you..
I hope both..

If you want to play with Nix and I and review it right along with us.. you can
a. Go to Ballbuster and be let down.
b. Go to and rent a copy.. (first month is free.. cool)
c. Actually buy a copy from by clicking the link below. (Nix swears he likes it..)

(I recomend that you do read the reviews over at amazon.. because every knows.. we're bloody nutters!)

I don't think anyone including nix will be suprised that I thought it was CRAP!

Props to my peeps.. the potatoebabies

Go visit It is the myspace and blog thingy for The Potatoebabies.. perhpas the second most twisted band ever.

(We all know the Navy marching band is first)

world's best beer ad.. without nekkid people.

check it out!

I woudl watch the super bowl if they had this quality of ad every year.

Talking dog for sale.

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.

"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

We have our first contender.. for hottest bloggertte

from it is Xiaxue.. umm yummy.
Vote count at this typing 2
Keep the votes coming.. leave a message with your vote for hottest blogger(ette) and a link to their blog.. we will put them up here.
If you have pictures, email them to us.. the sexier the more apt to vote for them will will be.. hehehe.

Head pounding.. vision blurry.. still I type...

More random shit different day.. I have a fucking ginourmous headache today.. so fuck you if you don;t think I'm cute or funny.

Things I wish I had thought of, and maybe just maybe was the first.

handle for blogging.. "Uniblogger"
nick name for Paris Hilton's fame machine.. Vaginormous!

Why is it that I feel the need for Validation from my significant other.. and without it, find that I have a sinking self esteem? When Iwas single I had a good level of self worth, but now that I am married, if she so much as hints that I suck.. I feel like shit!

Perhpas that is what I truly desire in a relationship more than anything.. validation.. just somone letting me know that I count.. that i have value!

When people first get into relationships, they spend hge amounts of time adn energy validating the other.. but over time, as our filters drop.. it seems that most people are just mean fuckers!

and this is normal?
Its fucking nutters!

(I think I am going nuters as a result.. no wonder i have headaches huh?)

Well shit this was not nearly as funny a post as I had orriginaly planned.. I think I will go slit my wrists now.. before holiday season kicks in and i have a house full of loonies for the following weeks.. (just kidding.. I would never slit my wrists.. )

Nutters: Look mummy has gone nutters.. let's all have some pie.

nuff for now.. peace..

Review of a Movie that Sucked: Stealth

Click the link above to see other reviews.
I got 4 minutes, so I will get right to the point.
After seeing this movie I thought it was bad but watchable.. but now a couple of days later.. well, I just think it sucked.
Hollow plot.. mediocre acting.. and an ending that just left you feeling like.. well like it SUCKED.

I will blow the ending here.. so if you plan on seeing this piece of crap.. stop reading.

The cyborge plane.. in the end.. well it sacrifices itself for its wing man.. after shooting off about 12,000 rounds into nowhere.. it crashes headlong into a helocopter gunship.. saving the hero and love intrest..
WHY? Did it not want to be taken alive? what a load of crap.. it was a fucking machine, that thought and flew better than any human (this is the plot.. not my story)
So why not fly off, then come back around a machine gun the helocopter? Why not do some fancy pointing the nozzles up and jet washing the helpcopter? WHY WHY WHY!!!

Why did I sit through 90 minutes of this poorly written cartoon.. god save you if you do.. tripe from start to finish and not a nipple to be seen anywhere! A full frontal shot of the leading actress may have been enough to save this movie, but I doubt it!

HAL was more endeeing than this cyborg plane.. was I supposed to feel bad at it';s demise? Well if so I did not.. nor did I care that the hero made it out, with his POA co-star.. this movie sucked.
That';s my 4 minute review.

Monday, November 21, 2005

proof George Bush has no exit stratagy

who's the door knob?

see the video of GW and "the door" at

who is the most irresistable Blogger(ette)

Okay we all know abo Dawn Yang (Yao) and now I hear a lot about Xiaxue

But who is the most snoggable blogger in all of bloggdom?

Sure I love the lk of a nice singapora as much as the next red neck, but ther ehas to be a hot , hot , hot American European woman out there, somewhere just waiting to be found..

So who is the hottest most snoggale blogger?
Post their blog address here in the coments, and who knows with luck we may just find our next Xiaxue or Dawn Yang.

I vote for myself.. as I find myself to be an easy lay, with a wild imagination.. plus ther ejust comes somthing sexy in familiarity.. don;t you think??

Okay no more self snogging!


come n you wankers.. give it a try.. it's a porche for chrissake!

Win a Porsche Cayenne or $50,000!Enter Today

movies.. and randon thoughts and occurances...

Maybe it was the fact that I did quite literally NOTHING all weekend.. maybe it was the glass of absinth I had Friday night.. as I finished my delightful piece of prime beef, and shitake mushrooms that were dinner ?
Perhaps it is just that I have been paying more attention to the little things.. but whatever the case, I have a ton of shit to talk about,,, that no one in their right mind other than me, would be interested in.

There are so money little things I am not sure where to start.. ever been there?

So lets start with Movies..
Nix outta’ like that.

Movies.. I started to watch Platoon.. made it nearly to the end before A.D.D. kicked in and I had to go do something else..
I really like Platoon.. it makes me want to make a list of favorite movies..
The thing is most of them are pretty mainstream and some I don’t want you to know I like.. so with my tongue sticking straight out at you.. I will not make the list here today.. at least not the complete list.. for that you will just have to read the rest of the crap I write and put it together on your own.

Short list War movies.

Full Metal Jacket
84-C Mopic
Good Morning Viet Nam
Hamburger Hill
Apocalypse Now

In no special order, and I just know I am forgetting one or two..
Note all Vietnam Movies? Seems that either I am fascinated with it, or that ther earen’t many good movies dealing with wars we won?
Strife makes right in a story, I had a Professor tell me once.. maybe he was right..

Gangster Movies: I freakin love em!

Reservoir Dogs
The Godfather I, II, and III.
And this list goes on and on and on.. shit if we went back to B&W movies, you could add damn near every Bogart film and half or the Edward G. Robinson films to the list..

Then we have horror..
Here is where Nix and I are the same but different..
I liked Darkness Falls.
The first Haloween.. the sequels sucked
Same with A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Wrong Turn
Night of the Living Dead
Rose Red
The Stand
Dracula (Original)
Frankenstein (Original)
The Mummy (Original)
Etc, etc, ad nausium
And then we have the list of movies I will watch because chicks dig ‘em…
Gangs of New York
The one where Brad Pitt damn near gets fucked up by the bear.. what’s it’s name.
Dances with Wolves
Key Largo.. Bogart.. best film on the list really.

Then there is the list of movies, I watched as a kid, that still hold a special place in my heart.. because it makes me all mushy to think back on those times.. fuck you, I ain’t tellin’ you what they are .. right now.

So now I have work to do.. things to see and people to fire.. wish me well.. the life I change may be your own.

Morning quickie..

  1. 6. Murtha
  2. 7. Bush Door
  3. 8. Riya
  4. 9. “Nicholas Kristof”
  5. 10. “Dawn Yang”
These are the top 10 searches over at Technorati this hour..

Here is the thing that disturbs me.. the search (edited mildly for your protection)
"Kara Bordens Pu55y" is a top search in my logs.. !
Dude if you have gotten here searching for "Kara Bordon's Pussy" or "Kara Bordon's Nude Photos" please get some help now.. I am as much a man as the next guy.. but she is a 14 year old girl! SHe's a kid! If you want to look at a little girls beaver, you need some help now.. so disconnect your internet connecton.. go to the phone book.. look under psychologists.. and make a fucking appointment!
I ain't judging you.. I am just saying that you need help..

Now if on the other hand you have nude photos of women that are over 18.. and have no interest in a little girl nude, then go ahead and email em to me..

I do not think that there is anything more beautiful than the shape of a naked woman.. but the enphasis is on "woman". Wo-man: An Adult female human.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

movie rentals online..

Where's Nix when you need him???

Alrighty nix.. I am ready to give up on BallBuster as I called every one in town and asked for All That Jazz.. half of the dim-wits i got on the phone said"We don't have music here dude"
So I am ready to go online to rent movies..

Question.. we all know about netflix but what about this one?

Took away banner... (they suck)
Seems very similar and cheaper too.. any input?

Now This one looks good!

Blockbuster online DVD rental

Peace.. dude.
Part two typed after a nap..

Alright Nix you BIOTCH!
I am signed up.. I have ordered "All That Jazz" and filled my que with another 30 or so flicks.. damn I think I like this going online shit.. I did not see any "mature" films at Netflix.. not that I need porn or anything, but it is nice to know it is a click away should the need arise?
Netflix has a Gay and Lesbian section.. but no porn.. I think i am confused.. either you are a closed monded right wing POS or you are not.. seems like they are trying to have it both ways.. .. no I take that back.. they don;t have any moveies where chicks go both ways..

Gay Marriage.. I am not opposed to it, as long as both of the chicks are hot.
(okay that was my Neanderthal moment for the day.. )
At anyrate, I likeed both and Inteleeflix was a bit cheaper for the program I wanted.
Net flix did not have adult movies..
Netflix is better known.. Inteleflix says they have faster shipping.. it is a fucking toss up. I went with.. never you mind what I went with..
Let the games beging my young Nix friend.. Tune up your banjo and let the best man win.. or um somthing like that.. biotch!