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Friday, April 28, 2006

The Continuing Adventures of Duke Lacrosse :Private Eye.. Part 8, we all got ate.


The Continuing Adventures of Duke Lacrosse :Private Eye.. Part 8, we all got ate.


When I came too, things had changed, I was no longer in that smoky smelling of body odor theater. I was in a plush hotel room, maybe it was the Hotel Royal?
My head throbbed, my member did not.. when last I was conscious I was about to bust a full nut all over Wednesday’s backside, real porn show style, when Edgar or someone Kicked my upside the head.


It was Edgar! Where is that little son-of-a-bitch?!?!? I tried to sit up, but I had been restrained to the bed.. handcuffed by my right wrist and left ankle to the posts of this larger than large and oh so soft bed.

I looked around, and did not see or hear anyone.. and my head was hurting a lot.. so I figured, I might as well make the best of this situation. I managed to work my socks off.. (the only pieces of clothing I had on.. where’s my hat?? Ah fuck it) I know if I managed to escape , I would only have to come back here, to find Wednesday and the rest, so I decided to take a little nap…

It was the sounds of voices in the corridor that awoke me, it was two women.. it may have been Tammy and Wednesday? Or was it Tammy and Ebony.. or Ebony and Tammy?? I couldn’t tell through the thick walls and door of this luxury hotel.. “Damn I thought” I have slept too long..
It was dark in the room, very, very dark.. the door opened, I couldn’t quite see enough of the silhouette of the person who entered to know who they were.. there were two or three.. maybe four.. they closed the door behind them and did not turn the light on!
“Damn!” I thought , how can I fight with a hand and a leg tied.. and blind as a bat!” I should have tried ot get free earlier.. “. I was coming to realize that this may be the end of Duke Lacrosse Private Eye!

There was a pressure on the foot of the bed.. like someone climbing in.. I readied myself to kick at the person with me free leg.. that’s when I felt hands grab at my free ankle.. and these were not man’s hands.. these hands had all the smoothness and softness of an angel.. “Wednesday!”

While Wednesday held my ankle, the other bed intruder worked their way up my body.. towards my… my.. well my growing manhood..

“What the Fuck is Wednesday doing?? And who.. who.. WHOOOOOO just starting licking my balls!?!?!?!??!” I thought now loosing all sense of self preservation and control.

Then there was another body , climbing in beside the first.. climbing up my leg.. soft kisses felt all the way up my inner leg and thigh.. and still what must have been Wednesday held my ankle..

This new arrival started sucking one of my balls! While the other person in the bed started sucking the other.. I let out an audible moan of pleasure..
That’s when my ankle was let loose.. “I could try to break free” I thought.. but what good would that do.. I am still chained by a wrist and an ankle..
I had just concluded that thought when who I assume to be the third person who had been holding my ankle, slid down towards the other two.. except she slid down towards them from near my shoulder.. I caught on the air the sweet smell I knew to be Wednesday’s and as that thought hit me.. I felt her mouth.. going down on my hard, hard member.
Soon her leg that was closest to me swung over my head and I was 69ing with her.. (I guess if you add the two that were already sucking my balls, I would have been in a 87 position!

The ladies took turns pleasuring different parts of my “neathers” with their hands and mouths.. it was not too terrible long before that feeling, that uncontrollable feeling came over me.. and I came.. I came great gushes of hot fluid.. as I expelled this huge quantity of man gravy, I could feel each mouth in turn take a pull of my sweet nectar.

Faces lips and tongues were being rubbed all over my ejaculating hardness! It was like nothing I had ever experienced.. even since knowing Wednesday.. (boy let me tell you about her someday.. wowsers!)

I heard something electronic now that the action and the moaning and my screaming was over.. what was that whirring sound??

I could feel a warm cloth washing me clean.. when I heard in a whisper the voice of Edgar?? “Cut”.


One of the people in the room bent over to kiss me. From the smell of their hair I knew is was Wednesday.. the kiss was soft and wet and sweet.. and included a surprise.. a handcuff key!

Then just as quietly as they had came the invaders left.. without saying a word.


I lay there in the dark, feeling spent beyond all memory of spentitude.. panting a little wondering what the hell had just happened to me.. was that a drive by blowing?


After going over the episode in my mind a few times, I pulled the handcuff key out of my mouth with my free hand, unlocked first my wrist then my ankle..

I reached to where I had remembered the lamp being.. and turned the switch, “click” the room was bathed in light.

My clothes lay neatly folded with my Fedora placed carefully on top on the sink in the bathroom, I went to the mini bar, and poured the two small bottles of scotch over some ice I found in there.. I sipped my Johnny Walker Black and Red combination, lit up a smoke and slowly as I put my clothes back on.. something was fishy here, and surely wasn’t Wednesday’s sweet snatch which I had had the opportunity of sampling twice inside the last.. was it 24 hours?? .. “humm what day is it?” I wondered aloud.

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And so we must leave our Hero.. Finally fully dressed sipping Scotch in plush surroundings.. be sure to tune in Next time for the exciting conclusion of
Duke Lacrosse Private Eye: The Tammy NYP Incident.

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American Idol Katherine McPhee Fat or PHAT.. America you decide

Random thoughts random spellings (Reviews of life): Katherine McPhee on Youtube, with wardrobe malfunction on American Idol#links
Be sure to stop by this post and vote..
Is Kat McPhee a Fat chick
or is she a hottie (PHAT)

I figure if I can get 1/25th of hte people who voted for her last week to show up, I will have a numebr one blog.
(With or without the Wardrobe Malfunction)
Love ya Kat.

Katherine McPhee on Youtube, with wardrobe malfunction on American Idol

Okay you perverts.. here's the yello dress video.

AN interesting question was posed in the comments section of this blog last night.
Kat McPhee
Hottie of Fat chick?

Well America You decide.
Leave your vote (as a comment)
Is Kat a Hottie with a Body
or just another Fat Chick in a too tight dress?
Related book and electronics.
Nudes, Diets, and South Beach

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Katherrine Katharine McPhee the American Idol Highlights.. (boobs tits knockers!)

Video of Kat McPhee.. I got the fever for the flavor of a McPhee Delux with a side of Ky and French Fries.. yeeee haw!

Isn;t this why so many American Men tune in each week to see American Idol?
It sure fucking isn't Simon is it?
And I think Paula has just plain old lost it..
(koo koo koo koo)

So I was glad to see somone do a video tribute to Katharine McPhee's hooters.











Duke Lacross Private Eye.. Part Cervix.. the Sex Slave Days (and Nights)

Duke Lacross Private Eye.. Part Cervix.. the Sex Slave Days (and Nights)


What happened next is still a blur.
I spun to see Tammy NYP, Ebony, and of course Edgar with his rod in his hand. (and a gun in the other)
But as they were clearing away the fat lady and the midgets, I saw in a far cover, Wednesday. Dear Sweet Sexy Wednesday.. all tied up and naked.

After I finished wondering how the little midget held his breath that long, I wondered what was in stor for Wednesday and I?

I didn’t have to wonder too long..

Right there in front of the crowd, I was forced up on stage.. naked except for my socks and fedora.. Wednesday was wheeled out onto the stage.. she had been tied belly down on some sort of rolling stool.. her elbows tied tight on one side, her knees tight to the other.. and slightly spread I would like to add.

“What are you planning to do to Wednesday!” I demanded, forgetting who was in possession of the gun..

“We’re not doing anything to her.. Mr. Lacrosse.. you are!” was the sharp response form Edgar.

Wednesday ha been tied up pretty good, I know she must a put up a hell of a fight, or that they had bought her a few drinks, either way, she was tied there unable to do anything to resist .. and gagged with a ball gag just for fun.. I couldn’t help think back to that first Christmas Wednesday and I spent together, the tree all decorated with Ball Gags and Vibro-Dolphin 2000’s.. “those were the days” I thought.. “those were the days.”

“Well Mr. Lacrosse, we’re waiting”, said Tammy. In a voice as cold as my ex-wife.

So I got on my knees behind Wednesday.. and thrust two fingers into her.. one into each hole six pack style. “Is this what your looking for you freaks” I said, trying to mask the fact that I was enjoyinghte hell out of this..
“Yea, Lacrosse, that’s it.. hit dat shit harder” Said Ebony, always the lady that one.

I noticed out of the corner of one eye, that Edgar had gotten out his video phone and was taping this..
Being the ham that I am I naturally started playing up to the camera.. Wednesday did to.. she managed to rock back and forth on the rollered stool..
She was a moanin and a groanin, by the time I got my wee willy winky up and ready for some hot Wednesday doggy style..

I put jus the tip in at first.. Wednesday was screaming something.. but with the ball gag it only sounded like “MFF REMM mEDD MERFET”

Well here goes nothing.. and In the big boy slid.. okay in slid little boy.. (damn it’s my story you would think I could call it big boy without everyone getting all emotional) Wednesday felt good , damn good.. I grabbed an handful of her chestnut hair, and pulled her back into me hard.. again and again.. making a clapping sound when her ass hit my hips.. she was digging it I could tell by the way her eyes had rolled up into her head.. and the little bit of drool that had made it past the ball gag..

“Now Mr. Lacrosse.. rim the young lady” It was tammy that bimbo.

Far be it from me to not follow the directions of a lady, so between Wednesday’s sweet, red from the hip slapping cheeks I dove. Wednesday always tastes sweet as candy. ..and I was really enjoying myself now, despite the gun Edgar held.. “Hey wait a minute!” I thought” How is Edgar still holding that gun if he’s video taping us, with his cell phone?” “Ah who gives a fuck, I always wanted to do Wednesday in front of a crowd” I finished my thought..

All the while I was down there, I was working on Wednesdays knots. Not that I thought she would try to get out of this position before one of us had finished.
“I think she’s cumming” Tammy said in her sweet and innocent voice..
Edgar practically pushed me off of my prey to get a good close up.. damn video phone should have zoom!

Wednesday did com.. and for a long while she shuddered against my face mouth tongue and lips..

When she was finally spent, I got up behind her and slipped “The little president” in again. It felt hot and wet, and just right..

“No!” I heard Edgar yell.. “That’s a cut!” he said as he kicked me upside my head hard..

The little bastard must a known Karate or some such shit because that was all I remembered.. he had kicked me unconscious.

Thus ends Part Seven of Duke Lacrosse Private Eye : the Tammy NYP Incident.

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See what the Critics are saying about Duke Lacrosse Private Eye

“Is it porn? Is it Comedy? Whatever it is it sure is fucked up”
The Breport Examiner

“How did this sick son of a bitch ever live this long”
Nixeclpis Evil Shouldn’t Look This Good Blog

“Crazy Yank Cunt… I stopped going there.. it’s just to disturbing”
Welcome To Wally World.

“You can fool me once, shame on .. you, but.. you see.. a fool can’t get fooled again.”
President George W. Bush

“He thinks that’s Funny???”
Matt and Trey of Southpark

“I don’t get it.”
Kellie Pickler Former American Idol Contestant

Be sure not to miss our next exciting episode..
(TO be continued)



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