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Brain Cramps

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. ````````````````````````````` "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President (DUH !)

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca

"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President


"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP (damn he's ! smart)

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery



"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman ```````````````````````` ....Feeling smarter yet? Send it on to your other brilliant friends, like I am doing!!

Posting on other people's blogs..

Why is it that people, because they can basically be anonymous, leave rude comments in people's blogs?
I know for the most part it is young men, okay boys, that do this, (13-20) and we all know that in that age range many young men, have only one thing on their minds.. and it ain;t being kind to their fellow man.
I mane, if a blogger takes the time to write a paragraph.. or several about a subject, shouldn'
t you take the time to leave a more thoughtful comment that "Dude.. you suck." or "uR A FaG" okay perhaps it's cute when you call your little friends a fag, but you ain;t my friend.. Well at least not yet. If I want abuse I will ask my wife how she feels about something.. So come on boys.. Get your heads out of your asses and take the time to write a sentence or two, use a little thought when you post.. Hell this is going on your permanent record, so you might was well make it count.
Be thoughtful when you cut another persons work to shreds.. That's all I ask.
Or be a turd, and the world will continue to not take you very seriously.. the choice is yours.

Review: Perhpas the most disturbeing band ever..

Words cannot discribe this band..
http://myspace.com/potatoebabies
You will just have to click the link and see.. click on the song "Cool" I dare you.
Very disturbing.. very .. very..

Sad factoid.. I think the song "You bust my balls" was written about me..
Does that make me crazy?

Somthing a little weird.. pass it on..

here is a little something that you can pass onto your friends.. you know.. the ones with the really wierd sense of humor...

This is bizarre, totally weird........what a screen saver! If she gets stuck just nudge her along with your mouse. http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com/

Go visit http://www.lorrellworld.blogspot.com/

http://www.lorrellworld.blogspot.com/
Go visit, leave a comment, be a friend.. but remember she's off the market.. well for now.. hell she's on her way to collage.. we all know how that can change a fine young tender like her.. (wink wink.. nudge nudge)
To bad I am old enough to be her dad.. shhhh don;t tell her.. I want it to be a surprise, when she wakes up in the morning.. and sees my false teeth on the nightstand..
(okay I do not have false teeth, but I am going bald.. kinda hard to hide that.. maybe I could tell her that I was involved with a super secret government project, and as a result was exposed to Zeta particles.. thus the premature balding and gray hair???
Nah she's way to smart for that stuff.. I guess I will just have to tell her I am rich.. worked for my last girfriend.
(oh if my wife reads this she's going to KILL me!)

Now everyone within the sound of my voice.. go shamelssly promote her.. her URL is http://www.lorrellworld.blogspot.com/ just do it!