Announcing the Douche De'Jur! Pianka

As a logical member of Dr. Pianka’s 90% I have to say.. Save the planet..(from the stupid) Kill Pianka.


It would be better if Pianka had said, “If we kill the stupid people of the planet” or “If we kill the Neo-Cons of the planet” or even “If we kill the Eco-Nazis of the planet” but no he said kill 90% of the general population!

(Even Hitler only wanted to kill of a minority, the Jews.. this fucker wants to see us all go!)
Read the story here

.. ‘cause I ain;t makin this shit up!

(Here I thought Pianka was another Pavlina moment.. come to find out.. he’s just a whack job with a PhD.!)

Perhaps we should make Pianka’s name synonymous with a hot babe who digs taking it analy?
Whatta ya say Mal?

(Interesting fact.. when I checked the tag "Pianka" this picture popped up at techno.. yup Pianka likes it doggy style)


Pianka

Scientology... South Park, Issac Hayes, Tom Cruise

Okay I asked NIx some details about Scientology.. he said he would tell me some day about his experience, but in the mean time he posted this link

It will help you if you are looking for some information on Scientology. I always just thought of it as so rediculous, that I never looked much past the surface.
But if you're curious as to why Tom Cruise may (or may not) act the way he does. Or why Issac Hayes was pressured into quiting South Park through mental manipulation and brain washing.. go here to read all about it.

Thanks, NIx.

"I figure to get rich, I will need to found a religion of write a best seller"
L. Ron Hubbard.

GO HERE for FREE DONKEY SEX! (or maybe not?)

Check out this auction!

I am not sure if it is making a pro or con smoking statement.. but I never knew a girl could do that with a cigarette and a donkey?
again click here to see the soon to be famous smoking/donkey/sex/ auction.

This month in Bad poetry moment.. brought to you by Nix and the letter G

Lies of the Traispajin

Listen. Do you hear it?
It is the Traispajin.
Come to bear the world with olar fungies.
Its farningal tolls on vespeel roads.
Jar.
.........

Next a piece of my own SUCK poetry.. take this Biotches..

Wally Wally on the Wall

Wally Wally on the Wall
Don't you have any
brains at all?
Can't you see the wall
has just been plastered?
Can't you see you silly...
Wally.

april, ajax and assholes

Hello dear sweet friends.. (and others)
It is April, National Poetry month, for my fellow Yanks.

and as National Poetry Month, I will try to feature a new poen each and every day.. all month.. yep I am turning this into another one of those lame assed poetry blogs.. but at least I will admit that my poetry SUCKS!!! Perhaps we can get Nix to play along.. go pester the shit outta him, now that he is all famous for his work on The Tomb! he does not have bearly enough time to come play with us mortals.

I see that the Term Ajax is a top techno today..
I always thought of Ajax as a Missle system, or a clenser, or a greek god.

I guess it was only a matter of time before it got attached to some technobabble term.

What's next?
Whatever it is it will never compare to the num we had with that (nameless) singapoira bad girl.

Assholes: Why is the world full of them?
Mel (not that he's an asshole) has posted a bit about some aussie comercials that is real frickin good. Go check it out www.welcometowallywold.com

You know way we don;t have comercials like that here in the states? If we did they would be the most entertaining thing of TV and television dose not need any help in pointing out that programming sucks.

Okay if you are an ass hole do the following: Stand up and say "Hi my name is (state your name) and I am an asshole."
We will all say "Hi (state your name)"

now we can all drink coffee and smoke.