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Monday, April 03, 2006

april, ajax and assholes

Hello dear sweet friends.. (and others)
It is April, National Poetry month, for my fellow Yanks.

and as National Poetry Month, I will try to feature a new poen each and every day.. all month.. yep I am turning this into another one of those lame assed poetry blogs.. but at least I will admit that my poetry SUCKS!!! Perhaps we can get Nix to play along.. go pester the shit outta him, now that he is all famous for his work on The Tomb! he does not have bearly enough time to come play with us mortals.

I see that the Term Ajax is a top techno today..
I always thought of Ajax as a Missle system, or a clenser, or a greek god.

I guess it was only a matter of time before it got attached to some technobabble term.

What's next?
Whatever it is it will never compare to the num we had with that (nameless) singapoira bad girl.

Assholes: Why is the world full of them?
Mel (not that he's an asshole) has posted a bit about some aussie comercials that is real frickin good. Go check it out www.welcometowallywold.com

You know way we don;t have comercials like that here in the states? If we did they would be the most entertaining thing of TV and television dose not need any help in pointing out that programming sucks.

Okay if you are an ass hole do the following: Stand up and say "Hi my name is (state your name) and I am an asshole."
We will all say "Hi (state your name)"

now we can all drink coffee and smoke.

77 comments:

welcome to wallyworld said...

Almost Rolling On The Fucking Floor Laughing. Glad you liked the Aussie ads. Yeah...we really do talk like that. ;-)

Did you see David Sifry left a comment again? On my Technorati story. Pretty cool for a CEO, eh?

NixEclips said...

Ok, fucker. Copy, paste and post this fucker on your blog for all to see. Back in 1992 I tried to create the most retarded poetry I could come up with. I have four of them. Here's the first:

Lies of the Traispajin

Listen. Do you hear it?
It is the Traispajin.
Come to bear the world with olar fungies.
Its farningal tolls on vespeel roads.
Jar.

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