Wednesday, August 03, 2005

A review.. of my lunch.. From Wendy's.. home of the Hot and Juicy..

I had such a good time writing the last review I will write another.. only this time the subject is food..
I like food, I like fast food.. I like Wendy’s fast food…

Okay for lunch today I had the Spicy Chicken Sandwich meal at Wendy’s a #6 to be exact, with fries and a FROSTY.. yum yum..
It is after all about 90 freaking degrees here, and I have fucked my diet all up anyway, so why not.

I used the dire-thru window as I normally do,. I like to listen to talk radio while I eat, I don’t know why, more than likely it is because I do not have a book on tape, and that I don’t like to read a book while I eat.. I can barely chew gum and walk so if I eat and read, I usually turn the bun like a page, and take a bite out of my paperback. But I digress…

Spicy Chicken Sandwich.. Bun, Tomato, Mayo, Chicken Breast.. breaded, covered in some sort of hot sauce prior to dipping in the breading.. and deep-fried to perfection.. It is not nearly as hot as the current TV commercials would have you believe, but it does have a nice spicy undertone. I especially like them since they have changed the breading, something that happened about a year ago now.. don’t get me wrong, they were okay before, but now they seem spicier, and crispier, and more drip-down-your-arm greasy good!

I have had them that were actually HOT in the spicy meaning of the term , but for the most pert my sandwich today was a low medium.. I like ‘em hot, but hell it was still perty good.
The fries, taste like cardboard, and never have enough salt, but they are a source of cholesterol and fat, so I can’t complain too much.
The frosty was cold and frosty and chocolate.. why don’t they get other flavors? I like frosties (How the hell do you spell plural frosty?, when Frosty is a noun???) Ahh well you get my meaning. Not ahtt I am all that worried about spelling anyway.. as badly as I type I can’t be too picky.

Problem today.. no spoon! I did get a straw, but I got no spoon.. Have you ever tried to suck a frosty through a straw? OI nearly sucked my whole head into the glass before I realized I was doing somthign truly stupid!
So I used the straw like a singular shop-stick.. it worked, and it was not as messy as using my fingers. Or worse trying to shake a little bit down by tipping the glass up and shaking while holding to your mouth. Have you ever tried that with something thick like a Frosty? Only to have ht whole damn thing slide down and smack you in the face? I have.. it’s funny.. when it happens to someone else..

SO that’s my lunch in a bucket.
If you are curious about my review of talk radio.. well today it went something like this.. BLA BLA BLA.. Conservatives.. Evil.. blab la bla. Democrats Evil.. blab la bla.. BAD WAR.. bla bal bla.. Dead.. bla blab la.. This is Paul Harvey.. Good day.

Why do we bother listening to talk radio.. it is not entertaining is it? I listen to both Conservative and Liberal hosts, and I think that they are all full of shit.. is it just me? And why do I keep listening.. I need a Book on Tape!

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