Go visit the fatman..

fatman
Why do I promote Fatman?
Is it because he is shapped roughly like I am?
Is it because he can leap tall buildings in a single bound?
Is it because when I stand next to him we look like a before and before picture?
NO.
It's cause is just fucking nutters!
So go see Fatman
DO IT NOW!

Well Fatster, you own me one slathering shamless promotion.
(Fucking crazy bugger!)

Pat Robertson, loon, hate monger, domestic terrorist.

Well, ain’t that special.
Pat Robertson speaks... and grabs headlines again!(Somone should shut him up)

Pat Robertson said that Ariel Sharon’s stroke may have been an act of divine vengeance for dividing Israel.. (or words to that effect)

Again, if we listen to Pat Robertson we are forced to ask the age old question. WWJK?
(Who Would Jesus Kill?)

It may be time that Pat Robertson is “Taken out” no not in the sense of the term that was meant by him when talking about the President of Venezuela, but taken out, in a nice white coat that ties at the wrists in the back. With pretty buckles that go from buns to nape of neck.

Yes friends and Neighbors, I believe that God in his Devine wisdom has sent Pat Robertson to us, to first entertain us, and second, show up how dangerous the mind of a religious fanatic can be. Regardless of the color or religon of that fanatic.

Yep, I said it.. fanatic.. we (Americans and the rest of the world) saw on September 11th, 2001 how a religious fanatic can be brought to murder, by leaders who are also fanatics. I do not know for sure, how many people follow Pat Robertson, or even how many take him seriously, but as a person of common sense I have to see the parallels between Pat and the Mullahs and others that are bringing a small piece of the worlds Muslim population to a religious fervor that can and has lead to the murder of innocents.

Pat Robertson, you are not much more than a domestic terrorist, with your words of hate.
Go burn in Hell

pat robertson
robertson
sharon
ariel sharon

Darkness Falls.. a quick and simple review :Part of the Dueling (banjo) Review Series

Here we are, I finally got to torture Nix as he had tortured me, Yes, ladies and gentlemen I made Nix watch "Darkness Falls" and I am damn near giddy with schoolgirl like self pride.

To see his, well written but totally inaccurate review, click here

Sure Nix is a legend in the Movie Review Circles.. but that does not make him right all of the time.. and after reading this latest installment, I can;t wait to see him shout from the mountain tops the wonders of "Brokeback mountain".
But enough putting poor Nixie, in his well deserved place.. on with my review of a Horror Classic in the making..

Darkness Falls.

Shitbilly Blick reporting:
I am short on time more than anything, so I will make this short and sweet.
Darkness Falls.. Hated by horror fans everywhere, misunderstood, and tossed under the bus without justification.




US Theatrical Release Date: January 24, 2003
MPAA:PG-13 for terror and horror images, and brief language.
Production Company: Blue Star Productions, Distant Corners Entertainment Group Inc., Revolution Studios, Village Roadshow Pictures
USA Box Office: $32 Million
Budget Estimate: $11 Million
Also Known As: Don't Peek / The Ghost of Matilda Dixon / The Tooth Fairy: The Ghost of Matilda Dixon / Tooth Fairy
Filming Locations: Australia Ballarat Street, Yarraville, Victoria, Australia Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia Maine, USA Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Sun Theatre, Yarraville, Victoria, Australia Sydney, New South Wales, Australia


Sure you will see a PG-13 movie here, no real blood bath anywhere to be found. ala Quintin Terantino
That is one of the things that makes this movie "great" okay different.
The premise is simple.. a woman, a kindly woman nicknamed "The Tooth Fairy" for her habbit of giving good little boys and girls a gold coin for their baby teeth.. is killed wrongly for a murder she did not commit.. and her spirit is pissed!

Now upon loosing your last baby tooth, she comes.. if you see her.. she kills you.

But light can save you, and in the end does save all the cast.. of very sexy people.. don't you love horror movies.. not an ugly one in the bunch.. and never an intelligent one either.. I love how women always fall when running from the bad thing.. and cats always jump out at you, and if you are not supposed to go into somthing like darkenss.. your ass most asuridly will .. Horror Movies.. Suspend Beliefe, Suspend Intelligence, and enjoy the ride.

It has been called slow in the middle.. okay maybe it is.. Evil Dead a classic was creepy shit from start to finish.. if you want creepy from start to finish and bad production value see Evil Dead. (Still a great in my book BTW)
But if you want a movie, that gives you time to think and care about the characters before they are killed horribly.. (or not) , with excellent production value and a really creepy sound effects...Watch Darkenss falls.

Okay why do I like this movie? Is it because Nix hates it? (Well that don't hurt) It really is because of the first time I watched it.. my date.. was scared shitless.. got good and close.. During the viewing.. and in the end hummed me to show her gratitude for my being there to protect her from the "Tooth Fairy".. how can you not like a movie that ends so happily?!?!?

Nix you just need a humjob!






In my book it rates up there with The Grudge and The Ring.

Nigerian scammer.. I hate these guys...

Well I got another Nigerian scammer letter..
Now remember to play nice.. I don;t want anybody going to sites that bomb you with smap and entering his email address... thomascole2020@yahoo.ie

nor woudl it be nice to set you a spam filter in outlook and have all of yo spam sent directly to him at thomascole2020@yahoo.ie

Nor should you, email him thomascole2020@yahoo.ie saying that you are an interested hampster rancher from a sea side ranch in Nevada

I sure am glad that I am keeping his email thomascole2020@yahoo.ie confidential.. aren;t you?

here is the copy of the email..
Funny he used a part of my alias as my first name in the subject.. priceless..
....
Good day to you,

I presume this letter will come to you as a surprise, but as things
unfold,
we will know each other better. I will start by introducing myself to
you.
My name is Thomas Cole a solicitor at law. I am writing in respect of a
foreigner who happens to be my client an oil merchant and contractor
(Mr.
Richard Burson Later) who perished in a plane crash of 31st October
1999[WITH EGYPTIAN AIRLINE 990] with other passengers aboard.

Since the demise of my client I personally have watched with keen
interest
to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come
to
claim his funds of US$28.5m(Twenty Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand
United States Dollar) and all the relevant documents in the bank has no
record of any next of kin. On this note, I decided to seek for whom his
name
shall be used as his next of kin so i have contacted you to assist in
repatriating most especially, the money left behind by my client before
they
get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where the huge
deposits were lodged. Particularly, the Equity Development Bank Plc
where
the deceased had an account valued at about Usd28.5 million dollars has
issued me a notice to provide the Next of kin, or have the account
confiscated.

I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin of the deceased
since
you bear the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued
at
Usd28.5 million dollars can be paid to you, as my clients Next of Kin,
and
then we can share the amount on a mutual agreed percentage.

All legal documents to back up your claim as the deceased Next of Kin
will
be provided.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that
will protect you from any breach of the law and you should endeavor to
keep
it confidential.

Please get in touch with me, to enable us discuss further about this
transaction.Reply to this mailbox: thomascole2020@yahoo.ie

Best regards,

Thomas Cole.

just in case anyone was wondering..

for $441.00

Flight: British Airways flight 206 on a Boeing 747 Jet - non-stop
Depart: Miami, FL (MIA) - Wed, Mar 29 at 4:15pm
Arrive: London Heathrow, UK (LHR) - Thu, Mar 30 at 6:35am
Meals: Meal Served


Flight: British Airways flight 430 on a Airbus Jet - non-stop
Depart: London Heathrow, UK (LHR) - Thu, Mar 30 at 8:40am
Arrive: Amsterdam, Netherlands (AMS) - Thu, Mar 30 at 10:50am
Meals: Meal Served
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This is only one example of how cheep it is to fly international. I have flown on Brittish Airways and enjoyed it. KLM is another great choice when flying into Amsterdam.

Here I use Northwest and connect to KLM (a partner)
But that is because I am not in a big city. I have ot hop a commuter to get to a major airport.

My airport is growing up, but you still in almost all cases of going overseas have to get to a larger airport first.

My next trip to Sweden is only $330 (aprox) round trip..
I encourage all of my stay at home american counterparts to go explore the world.. if you do not have a passport, sure it is about $100.. but it is good for 10 years. Go get yours now!
It takes up to 90 days to get one back from the state dept right now, the last person I knew that ordered one , had a wait of about 70 days.

Soon you will need a passport to travel to any forighn country, so even if you are not ready to go over the pond, a trip to Mexico, or Canada, will require one, so just do it.

There comes more than just a littel satisfaction when you are first called a "world traveler" so please do it.. you will be thrilled by your adventure.

Plus if you take photos, your blog will be more interesting too.

Untill later, this is DeRex wishing you a happy and healty , good night.