Thursday, January 05, 2006

Nigerian scammer.. I hate these guys...

Well I got another Nigerian scammer letter..
Now remember to play nice.. I don;t want anybody going to sites that bomb you with smap and entering his email address...

nor woudl it be nice to set you a spam filter in outlook and have all of yo spam sent directly to him at

Nor should you, email him saying that you are an interested hampster rancher from a sea side ranch in Nevada

I sure am glad that I am keeping his email confidential.. aren;t you?

here is the copy of the email..
Funny he used a part of my alias as my first name in the subject.. priceless..
Good day to you,

I presume this letter will come to you as a surprise, but as things
we will know each other better. I will start by introducing myself to
My name is Thomas Cole a solicitor at law. I am writing in respect of a
foreigner who happens to be my client an oil merchant and contractor
Richard Burson Later) who perished in a plane crash of 31st October
1999[WITH EGYPTIAN AIRLINE 990] with other passengers aboard.

Since the demise of my client I personally have watched with keen
to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come
claim his funds of US$28.5m(Twenty Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand
United States Dollar) and all the relevant documents in the bank has no
record of any next of kin. On this note, I decided to seek for whom his
shall be used as his next of kin so i have contacted you to assist in
repatriating most especially, the money left behind by my client before
get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where the huge
deposits were lodged. Particularly, the Equity Development Bank Plc
the deceased had an account valued at about Usd28.5 million dollars has
issued me a notice to provide the Next of kin, or have the account

I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin of the deceased
you bear the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued
Usd28.5 million dollars can be paid to you, as my clients Next of Kin,
then we can share the amount on a mutual agreed percentage.

All legal documents to back up your claim as the deceased Next of Kin
be provided.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
will protect you from any breach of the law and you should endeavor to
it confidential.

Please get in touch with me, to enable us discuss further about this
transaction.Reply to this mailbox:

Best regards,

Thomas Cole.


wj said...

I hate spam too. There should be an island where we can ban spammers to

DelorumRex said...

why invest in an island.. lets just send the few that aren;t already in Nigeria to Nigeria.
Then we could just keep nigeria in complete cyber isolation, untill the honest citizens of nigeria had, had enough, adn wiped out all of the scammers.
Sure genocide is an ugly thing, but spammers, and scamemrs? Are they really humans?