Mal & stuff!

Look at www.welcometowallyworld.com
Holy-Moly! This is dynamite. Hot off the press. These guys have come up with a legit way of gaming MSN Search for top results. The Ultimate Search Engine Loophole - bit of a misnomer really as it won't work with Google - their algorithms are too sophisticated. But it brains it with Microsoft's MSN. Check this out...
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He's got video and other stuff... you owe it to yourself...

...Search Engine Loophole - can get it here for a lousy $67 - The Ultimate (MSN) Search Engine Loophole I'd love to show you the keywords I have top ranking on MSN with this program but I don't want you to compete. Sorry about that Chief.

Thanks Mal.
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Some days you just have to say "What the Fu#k."

I spent 6 hours today, in a hot tub showroom, and all I asked for was a couple to talk to... what didn't I have? A COUPLE! Shit I would have settled for a one-legger, I didn't have anybody to talk to....
I don't work until Friday.... ah well Life goes on....


Just because I like Tim Curry!


I could not stop myself!!!

let us see whats up at Wallyword....

from Wallyword...

New VW - 100K on One Litre of Fuel

Volkswagen
Ugly front
nice butt
assume the position
topless
not much roomVolkswagen's 'one-litre per 100k' concept car (282mpg) first unveiled six years ago is said to be going into production for a release in two years.

The carbonfibre monocoque won't come cheap though - €30,000 is being mooted.

Interestingly, cameras replace the side mirrors to minimize the drag coefficient.

The 300kg body will be powered by a new two-cylinder turbodiesel with a mild hybrid system that would allow full-electric operation under some circumstances.

Your €30k will include ABS/ESP, a driver's airbag, sequential motorbike-style six speed transmission as well as LED head and taillights. Air-conditioning will be an option.

Looks like something Buckminster Fuller might have designed in the thirties eh?

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its pretty cool! still look up ol Wally from time to time... and think he's great!
I hope he's doing well...

Well there were no new AVM's to report
THIS IS GOOD NEWES!

My wife is behaving... looks like we may set a recored.

ok time to sell you some shit....


Nobody buy that last one!!
lets see whats up in the hot tub world...

Reducing Water Bills
Posted in How to be "GREEN" with a Spa, Water Changing

Mrs Ann Williamson suggests….

To anyone who thinks that spas are expensive to fill and take up too much water in dry spells during the summer I would just like to say that like everyone else, my husband and I are concerned about being “green” and making the most of clean water as well as saving money. Therefore when our spa is due to be drained and the water changed, we simply decant the old water into large water containers and use it to flush the toilet. As we use the spa aromatherapy liquids, the water smells sweet and it is surprising how quickly the water is used up - spas don’t consume as much water as you would think - but also it has reduced our annual water bill by £50 this year!
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NSPF website goes Spanish.

The National Swimming Pool Foundation in the USA has launched a Spanish version of its website at www.nspf.org/espanol.

In addition to helping Spanish speakers in America, the site aims to provide pool health and safety information to native Spanish speakers in Central and South America, the Caribbean and Spain itself.

The NSPF says the English version of the site receives 40,000 visitors per month.

Key pages in the Spanish section describe educational programmes, online training opportunities, NSPF products, information on the World Aquatic Health Conference, research, news and other articles, resources and links, and the online shopping section.

Commenting on the launch of the site, NSPF CEO Tom Lachocki said: “This parallel website is the next step in the NSPF’s effort to bring leading prevention information to a broader world audience. Outbreaks of illness or drownings are bad whether they are in Bogota, Barcelona or Boston.”

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gotta go...
Peace!

whats Wallie Doing!!!

i hope this does not offended him....

DIY Frontal Lobotomy

Tuesday 3rd June

Hello campers, welcome to Wallyworld, come on in and kick the cat. If this is your first time here, after reading this intro you might like to go across to the Front Page for the main event. (There again you might go WTF and scarpa.) You can learn about Marcus Frind and PlentyofDosh...I mean Fish from there too.

The photo is me wearing a blond wig. Here's another one where I've morphed into an Apeman -
"I'm an apeman"

You can Go Ape here.

If you're into optimizing your site or getting more traffic - more people reading your blog or buying your stuff - then check this out. Yeah I know I've enthused about SEO experts like Brad Callen, Aaron Wall, Mind Valley Labs and others before. But now I have a new guru - Stompernet (yeah, cheesy name isn't it?). Online marketing genius (and fellow surfer) Frank Kern told me about this. But he tells me about a lot of stuff. He's one of those guys who tends to get excited about things so I didn't take too much notice at first. But then I went and checked out the videos these guys are making and...Wow - pretty slick. And then...they kept saying they were launching something last Friday and I had to be part of it yada yada yada. So I thought, what the hell, they already have my email address so I gave it to them again and signed up for them to do a report on my site - this site. Unreal. About ten minutes later back comes this quite comprehensive report on all sorts of shit - how many pages you have indexed on Google, what Google thinks your site is about, your links, your Title and Meta Tags, on-page SEO factors, off-page factors, keyword analysis. You can get all this stuff by visiting all the trackers like Alexa, Yahoo, Technorati etc. But these guys do it all for you. FREE. Really. FREE. And they tell you what to fix (I just completely rewrote my Title and Meta descriptions). Have a look. It'll cost you nothing. Give them a bodgey email address if you're worried about being spammed.

El Greco MalGo here to StomperNet. Then click through to their latest series of videos GoingNatural3 (where do they get these names?) and what you're looking for is StompernetSiteSeer - they call it SSS but that freaks me out a bit - reminds me of the Nazis.

Aaron Wall is another impressive SEO guy with an honest no-bullshit style. You wanna Learn Search Engine Optimization Today at a reasonable price? This is your man. You may have read about him when a SEO mob by the name of Traffic Power tried to sue him. That business is since defunct and its CEO in jail.



Google screenshotWow...look at this. Months ago I wrote a piece about "Getting Videos to Top of Google" And look at this screen shot from today. Look who's at #2 out of 34.2 Million Results. And #1 out of 16.8 Million Results for the keywords variation "Getting Your Videos on Top of Google" (results will differ depending what country's Google Search you're using. One result showed me #1 out of 92 Million). It's even better on Yahoo - #1 out of 76 Million results. How did I achieve that? With this new program called...another cheesy name coming up...Traffic Geyser. So far I've uploaded 4 videos and they've all gone straight to Number One Spot on Google and been highly placed on Yahoo and the others. Very impressive. Normally I would call Bullshit to people claiming to guarantee Top Google Search Engine results. Not this time. It builds strong links as well. Costs a buck for a two week trial.

Hitwise, the leading online competitive intelligence service, announced last month that Google accounted for 63.98 percent of all US searches in the four weeks ending September 1, 2007. Yahoo! Search, MSN Search and Ask.com each received 22.87, 7.98 and 3.41 percent respectively. The remaining 48 search engines in the Hitwise Search Engine Analysis Tool accounted for 1.68 percent of U.S. searches.

BTW I use the web host Squarespace out of New York and I've been with them for two years. Google Search loves Squarespace. If you click on the "Powered by Squarespace" button on the navigation Column on the left it'll take you to their site where you can get a month's Free Trial and get to play with their different templates. You don't even need to give them a credit card number and can be up and running in minutes. And if you pay for the Advanced service like I'm on you get all the bells & whistles for $17 a month (well worth it). It comes with a powerful tracker so you can see where your traffic's coming from and what people are reading. I refer to it every day.

If you're interested in Video Compressions for YouTube you'll find it here where I talk about DIVX - I've been compressing using H264 Codec Using these parameters - .mov file set to "high" quality, 480 × 360 dimensions, keyframes every 210, limit data rate to 1500k, use the "streaming" option with AAC sound at 96kb.

I've discovered I can compress the crap out of videos using DivX Converter

- handy when you need to bring your YouTube or other videos in under 100Mb. You can preselect how big you want the file to be.

The best way to have a look at what I've written is to go to the Archive Section. For instance this is the Front Page Archive - the biggest one. If you want to quickly discover the latest stuff I've thrown up then go to Fresh Shit.

If you have a blog or a site you'll probably be interested in this Another Great Article on Search Engine Optimization or getting your site to the top of Google and the others. This is fantastic advice on Getting Your Site Well Positioned on Search Engines.

Find it on this page or covered in more depth here at Mind Valley Labs. Those guys are ex Microsoft and Ebay and know their stuff. They give a lot of free advice there. I've picked them clean.

I've also found some really helpful Free Keyword and Adsense Tools. Have a look at this section

Oh yeah...check out the 23 Primes for Arithmetic Progression from Markus Frind of the free dating site PlentyofFish.com - this is the guy who's making $10,000 a day from Adsense alone. Complete genius.

p.s. I've just seen a Google Adsense spot above where the copy reads "No Pages Indexed in Gogle?" - yeah you'd really trust your Search Engine Optimization to these clowns wouldn't you? Then they further compound the error by asking us We Give it Life and Page Rank? There again...maybe it's a deliberate ploy to attract your eye. It's from a mob called OMG-1 - meaning Oh my God - You're one! perhaps.

go ahead,,, click something....you know you want to.... do it!!!!

oh my oh my! sex!

Noelia and Sexy Girls on YouTube

Noelia
Uploaded by wallyworld

sexey girl!



now to place a bunch of kaywods here..
sorry i dont speel well enough!

but i did get the majoity here

thas walley
good bye...for now

Yep...the two hottest tags on Technorati right now. The spammers are attacking YouTube with sexy girl videos like there's no tomorrow. They've worked out that all you need do for hits is drop a Sexy Girl stillframe right smack in the centre of your video and YouTube will use that as your thumbnail - and of course your Hits go off the Richter. But that's soft-porn - it's got nothing on the Noelia Sex Tape that's doing the rounds at the moment. I smell another TammyNYP feeding-frenzy. The tape is out there but its hard to find (hard to find ha ha) and some profiteers are charging for the Download. Not me. I can steer you straight to it. But I wouldn't mind a beer for my efforts - took me hours to find this. It's definitely Hard Core (with anal) and absolutely Not Safe For Work. Who is this Noelia you ask? She's a Puerto Rican singer - very popular in the latino world. And they reckon this is definitely her in this video because you can clearly see a large Tattoo on her right lower tummy - which she's flashed before, I take it. OK OK here's the link...but no kidding...this is pretty raunchy stuff...don't say I didn't warn you - Noelia Like You've Never Seen Her before . Now my host is going to want a Please explain so you better get in quick before they make me delete the link.

iran speeks out...

this about says it all.