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Sunday, August 07, 2005

Follow up, Make money online WTF How?


Hello again, from out here where the buffalo roam.. and the deer and the antelopes play..
This is my follow up on my post, Make Money Online.. WTF HOW?
Since I have last written, I have stumbled across a way to actually make a little jingle for the pocket online. Sure I have a website or two, but really anyone can these days, even without any knowledge of HTML or any other programming knowledge.
I use angelfire, for a free site, and there, you could too.. trust me it’s easy.
But I ain’t here to talk to you about free websites.. I am here to talk about money…
In the last couple of months I have been promoting a book that ties nicely to one of my websites.. I make about one sale for every 100 clicks to the link , that from which you can buy the book. But what has that got to do with making money.. well for you anyway??
Lemme’ tell ya!
When you sign up for one of these programs, they will give you a link, that has your ID embedded into it. When someone clicks on that link, you get the credit for the click, and with luck they will buy the "book" and you will make a commission.
"So!" You say, "How do I get clicks if I do not have a website?"
(Even if you do have a site, pay attention to this next bit.. it makes all the difference)
Well remember when I told you that they give you a link? And remember when I told you that I sell about one in 100 that go to my link?
Well.. here is where it gets interesting.. (you may want to print this page for future viewing)
I average between $15 and $25 per sale
You can buy clicks.. cheap!
With programs like these, you can bid for keyword and non-keyword clicks for as low as 5 cents each!
Use AdBrite to buy & sell ads!
Also see expoactive, I like AdBrite better, but diversity is the spice of life! http://www.expoactive.com/
Remember you only pay for CLICKS not for impressions (or the number of times someone sees your ad).Only for the number of clicks that an add generates. So, and here is the IMPORTANT bit, if you write honest ads, like
Bankruptcy Secrets Reviled
Buy the book that shows them all
Click here now.
Only people that are interesting in actually buying the book will click, this makes you 1 in 100 go much higher! One day last week I had a 30% sale rate per click! I have just started buying ads like this, and it will take you some time to get the right ads in the right places, but as an experiment, at AdBrite, you can post a (bid per click) network ad for 5 cents each, and then see if your ad gets clicks and if it gets sales. At 5 cents per click, I can sell one $25 commissioned book for every 499 clicks and still make money!
I would advise that you keep the amount of money you make on a sale above $15, this way you stand a better chance of making money, because you can buy more clicks, to sell that one item. Figure it will take 100 or 200 clicks to sell any item even with a good ad, and you should have an excellent chance of making serious money!
Since starting this, I have learned that there are a large number of people and companies making very good money using this technique. It is so unknown as of yet that the market is not saturated, and bid prices per click for many keywords are still very reasonable!
Here is one place, that offers excellent commissions and an easy to follow program, you can see some of the items that they promote below, feel free to click them to get more information, just be sure that if you decide to give this little secret a try that you will click my link to get to there site. (see I told you to print this page.. heck I think you should save this blog to your favorites right now!)

Promote books and make money at Mind Like Water







Promote books and make money at Mind Like Water Find out how and Click here now!


Alright so books aren’t your thing?
Try cj.com or Commission Junction.
Click Here for Commission Junction
here you can actually sell all sorts of items and/or promote websites with banner advertising.. I still say stick to products, and use the system I outlined above! But do go to cj.com (Click Here for Commission Junction) and find out what sorts of products you can promote, and be sure to look at the commission structure for each too.. this is amazingly simple!
MAKE MONEY! Make lots, and then come back here and thank me.

(okay I know we are all afraid to loose money, but to you I say, what have you got to loose? Go to AdBrite, and set up an add for a product you get from cj.com or one of the books I talked about above, and buy 100 clicks at 5 cents each.. it is only $5.00 that you stand to loose.. less than large and fancy coffee at starbucks! )
If you have questions post them here as a comment, and I will do my best to answer them. Remember I am new at this too, but it is working for me, so together we will learn.


Alright, lets recap, and let me see if I can put this into simple seasy to follow steps.
Go to cj.com Click Here for Commission Junction
Go to mind like water Promote books and make money at Mind Like Water Find out how and Click here now!

Sign up for the affiliate programs. It is FREE and easy.. yes I said free. And pick a couple of high paying products. Remmber you want $15.00 + commissions with each sale.

Then go to AdBrite Use AdBrite to buy & sell ads!
Sign up here, Wite a truthful and easy to understand ad for your new product. (Remember you will want text only links, and if you need help leave your concern or question here as a comment) bid for Network Advertising at 5 cents per click. I am running 3 ads right now, and watching results, you should run at least this many. I will be running more in the next week or so.

Make money.. with luck you will make lots of money!!!
Any Questions?

Thursday, August 04, 2005

just some random stuff, that is running through my head.

Why can't I type the word "and", it always seems to come out "adn"? How do people that are by nature assholes get into positions of power? Seems to me that the Meek aren't inheriting much of anything. Why if, people believe that the last two US presidential elections were stolen, there is not any uprising? Could it be that we KNOW we're screwed either way? Using the law of supply and demand.. If demand for Gas and Oil is out pacing our ability to refine oil, why is it that oil prices are so high? Using a standard model, Oil should be $22 - $25 a barrel and gas should be $2.36 a gallon? People should be selling oil cheap as they can to get their stocks into the refineries. Somebody is screwing us... Why is it that if there is an emergency or disaster in the oil business, the price at the pumps goes up within hours. But if oil prices drop, we're told that it will be weeks or months before the effect is seen at the pumps (as it should be, as it does take time to get crude oil through the refinery process)? If we have our panties in such a bunge about gas prices, and the environment, why does the government mandate safety in cars, when those mandates increase weight, and thus lower fuel economy? I know that some people will look at Ralph Naders work in public safety, and say that the manufacturers need to make safe cars, but to you I say.. Can I not buy a motorcycle? And in many places Can I not ride my motorcycle with no helmet? I think that we should be able to have cheap light cars, and wonder why we are seemingly not allowed to have light, efficient cars.. it makes me wonder about the fabled 100 MPG carburetor.. could out government while saying that they are demanding higher and higher cafe standards, actually be insuring that our oil consumption goes up and up? I like the SMART car actually.. but you can’t buy them here as they are sold in Europe.. why? Safety? I don’t think so..

if it ain't SMART, it's ugly You should see the little two seater.. sweet...
If money equals power and power corrupts, then Bill Gates is Satan?

I am a political agnostic.. I don't believe any of them.

I think Bill Clinton had it right.. who doesn't like a stoggie and a BJ after a hard day at work?

I think it was Voltaire that said "Hell is people" if it wasn't I want to be the one given the credit.

Well, 'nuff random brain spew for now.. I got work to do.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Online dating sites review!

Plentyoffish.com
Nuff said.

All others rip off or suck or both.
Any questions?
Any comments?
Any place to score?
Have you scored on an online dating service?
Which one?
tell your story now!
Go ahead nobody is looking...

A review.. of my lunch.. From Wendy's.. home of the Hot and Juicy..

I had such a good time writing the last review I will write another.. only this time the subject is food..
I like food, I like fast food.. I like Wendy’s fast food…

Okay for lunch today I had the Spicy Chicken Sandwich meal at Wendy’s a #6 to be exact, with fries and a FROSTY.. yum yum..
It is after all about 90 freaking degrees here, and I have fucked my diet all up anyway, so why not.

I used the dire-thru window as I normally do,. I like to listen to talk radio while I eat, I don’t know why, more than likely it is because I do not have a book on tape, and that I don’t like to read a book while I eat.. I can barely chew gum and walk so if I eat and read, I usually turn the bun like a page, and take a bite out of my paperback. But I digress…

Spicy Chicken Sandwich.. Bun, Tomato, Mayo, Chicken Breast.. breaded, covered in some sort of hot sauce prior to dipping in the breading.. and deep-fried to perfection.. It is not nearly as hot as the current TV commercials would have you believe, but it does have a nice spicy undertone. I especially like them since they have changed the breading, something that happened about a year ago now.. don’t get me wrong, they were okay before, but now they seem spicier, and crispier, and more drip-down-your-arm greasy good!

I have had them that were actually HOT in the spicy meaning of the term , but for the most pert my sandwich today was a low medium.. I like ‘em hot, but hell it was still perty good.
The fries, taste like cardboard, and never have enough salt, but they are a source of cholesterol and fat, so I can’t complain too much.
The frosty was cold and frosty and chocolate.. why don’t they get other flavors? I like frosties (How the hell do you spell plural frosty?, when Frosty is a noun???) Ahh well you get my meaning. Not ahtt I am all that worried about spelling anyway.. as badly as I type I can’t be too picky.

Problem today.. no spoon! I did get a straw, but I got no spoon.. Have you ever tried to suck a frosty through a straw? OI nearly sucked my whole head into the glass before I realized I was doing somthign truly stupid!
So I used the straw like a singular shop-stick.. it worked, and it was not as messy as using my fingers. Or worse trying to shake a little bit down by tipping the glass up and shaking while holding to your mouth. Have you ever tried that with something thick like a Frosty? Only to have ht whole damn thing slide down and smack you in the face? I have.. it’s funny.. when it happens to someone else..

SO that’s my lunch in a bucket.
If you are curious about my review of talk radio.. well today it went something like this.. BLA BLA BLA.. Conservatives.. Evil.. blab la bla. Democrats Evil.. blab la bla.. BAD WAR.. bla bal bla.. Dead.. bla blab la.. This is Paul Harvey.. Good day.

Why do we bother listening to talk radio.. it is not entertaining is it? I listen to both Conservative and Liberal hosts, and I think that they are all full of shit.. is it just me? And why do I keep listening.. I need a Book on Tape!

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Reviews of Movies that SUCK part one.

Review of Movies that suck! Part one…
Okay I love movies, I really do. I think that I would rather watch a good movie more than pee.. or eat.. or have sex.. well at least with my wife.. ya know how it is)
But more and more I see people reviewing movies that they liked.. why doesn’t anyone review movies that suck?
So here is my first official review of a movie that sucks!
Dungeons and Dragons.. Starring Jeremy Irons
Some 16 year old tart played by some no name bimbo (Thora Birch) inherits a kingdom, and thinks she has the wit to rule it, better than the clan of wizards that currently are running the joint.. some evil dude with other intentions and a side kick with bad eye makeup try to stop her… A couple of goofy street urchins, thieves with good hearts, (yuck) help her out in the end, and everyone lives happily ever after..
WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP THIS MOVIE IS!
Okay, bad eye makeup on dudes should have been left to A Clockwork Orange and The Rocky Horror Picture Show IMHO.

The plot is predictable all the way through, from start to finish there is not one twist or little ditty to excite the mind. It was rated PG-13 and should have been G.. I can see a 5 year old getting excited about this .. but a six year old.. probably not..

I will admit, I played D&D I had a good time doing it.. we went on all sorts of adventures which broadened out imagination and to some small degree intellect. I think back now and any one of our home made, hand written campaigns would have made a better story. I can’t believe that Gary Gygax had anything at all to do with this. The wit and intelligence that really is that game, as Gary I believe had intended it, when played well is absent from this piece of dung entirely.

G.G. if you ever read this, I am sorry man.. The minds that are left at TSR should have their heads examined for ever loaning the D&D Name to a lump of tripe like this.
I mean Bugbear dung does not stink as much as this movie!
If you really want to waste some of your hard earned gold pieces just so you can own a copy and really fill that collection out, go ahead buy this waste or a DVD at amazon.. I dare ya! (click the icon below to read more reviews or to actually buy this CRAPPY movie)