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Friday, February 24, 2006

Tammy (not- Nyu) NYP Cell Phone SEX Vieo on Your Tube???

I feel so dirty..
I have been wasting time looking for the Tammy NYP sex video on YouTube.. damnit! Why, why why?? It is not like there is not plenty o' porn out there, I think it is the draw of a car accident.. you don't wanna look.. but you can't help it..

I can remember when the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee video came out.. I could not rest until I had downloaded a copy.. now I see rumor that the Tammy NYP video is viral.. well better the video than the actress.. but still ain't that a bitch?!?!
But in the end it makes me wonder, how I could release a video (of myself) and get half the publicity of this Singapore Tammy! Can you imagine.. the shameless self-promotion that could be done, if only I was young, and from Singapore! I always wanted to be a porn star, and now it seems all you need is a bad video phone and be from Asia and BLAMMO! You're more famous than Jenna Jamison! (who by the way, has officially taken more shots to the face than 50Cent.)

I am waiting to hear about the playboy/hustler/throb/nat enquirer offer of cash for pics of Tammy's flesh.. there was a time , not that long ago, that you had to be smoking hot to get this much attention for doing the wild thing.. (or already famous) but that time is behind us, sadly.. now you only need a cell phone and a friend with no morals.. and instant fame and (with luck) fortune..
If I were Tammy, I would already be set up with a computer, and a cam.. I would be doing the wild thing 24/7 and charging 99 cents a minute.. to anyone that wanted to view..
Perhaps Tammy has not thought of it.. but dearly if you are reading this.. life sometimes is a shitsandwich.. but you have every opportunity to capitalize on this mishap.. but you better do it fast..
My estimates are your could pull down a million a day, if you could control the access to your vid.. and hey why not go for broke.. there are a million pay-per-view titty sites dying to talk to you right now.

By the by.. I could not find the Tammy NYU vid on yourtube.. I doubt it is there, but can see where there are a few attempts to capitalize on the whole Tammy. NYU Singapore, Cell Phone sex Video, phenomenon.






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