Monday, December 19, 2005

Here is a scammer (spammer) that needs your love..

Today in my email I got this email.. we all know it is a scam.. and I am not advocating that you do nasty things to the scammer.. like have all of your spam forwarded to him.. 'cause that would be just wrong.

so whate er you do DON'T send all of yoru junk email to

copy of the scam letter.


It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a suprise. This is
because we have not met before but i am inspired to sending you this
by the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual benefit
two of us.

However, I am Eze 0bi personal Attorney to the late Engr.Steve Moore
a national of Isle of Man in UK, who used to work with Shell Petroleum
Development Company(SPDC) in Nigeria. On the 21st of April 1996,my
client,his wife And their three children were involved in a car
along Sagamu/Lagos Express Road. Unfortunately they all lost their
lives in
the event of the accident, Since then I have made several enquiries to
several Embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this
also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to acehisrelatives
over the Internet to locate any member of his family but of no avail,
I contacted you. I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money
property left behind by my client,I can easily convince the bank with
legal practice that you are the only surviving relation of my
client.Otherwise the Estate he left behind will be confiscated or
declaredunserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were
odged.Particularly,the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at
about $27million U.S dollars(twenty seven million U.S.America
dollars).Conseqently,The bank issued me a notice to provide the next of
or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working
since i have been unsuccesfullin locating the the relatives for over
years now.I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased,so that the roceeds of this account valued at $27million
U.Sdollarscan be paid to your account and then you and me can share the
money. 55%to me and 40% to you,while 5% should be for xpenses or tax as
government may require.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any
we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see
deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under alegitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Below are the information i need from you to enable me file in an
application of claim which will be submitted to the bank as it is the
way we can experdite procedure on the cliam.

Your Full Name:

Your Resident Address:

Your Phone/Fax Number:

Yours Faithfully,
Barrister EzE 0bi


Again, don;t do anythign nasty to this fine fellow
just because he is a disgusting piece of scamming nigerian whale shit, does not give you the right to send him abusive emails, claim that you are a hampster rancher, or sign him up for porn..

Forexample, I have 1500 spam messages from ove rhte weekend.. can you iamigine if a few thousand of us, sent him our spam.. shit he woudl be so burried in it that he may miss a golden opertunity to scam somone out of their money.. and that would be just wrong.

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