Don;t you love these scammer pieces of donkey dung?

I just got the following in an email.

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FROM: BARRISTER Alex OKeke
R.D. DOGO & CO;CHAMBERS,
10TH FLOOR;
LE SACRE COUR VILLA;
207 AVENUE HOUPHET BOIGNY;
COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN.

Dear friend,

I Am Barrister Alex Okeke, a solicitor. I am The personal attorney to
Engr.
P.M Charles,A national of your country, possibly Could be your brother,
who
used to Work with Oando Petroleum Development Company [West
Africa],Cotonou
Branch hereinafter shall be referred to as my client. In 2003, my
client,
his wife and their two children were involved in a plane crash in a
village
called Adjarra near Porto Novou after take off from Cotonou here in
Benin
Republic.It was unfortunate that my client and his fanily all lost
their
lives in the crash.For more on the plane crash logon to
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3348109.stm

Since then I have made several enquiries at your embassy here in
Cotonou and
Porto Novou to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has
also
proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I
decided to
track his last name over the internet, to locate
any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to
assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client
before they get confiscated, frozen or declared unserviceable by the
bank
where these huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly,THE AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK INTERNATIONAL where the
deceased
had an account valued at about FIVE MILLION NINE HUNDRED UNITED STATE
DOLLARS[USD5.9] The Management has issued me a notice to provide the
next Of
kin or have the account frozen within the next twenty Official working
days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2
years
now i seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of
thedeceased
since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account
valued at [USD5.9] can be paid to you and then you and me can share the
money. 60% to me and 40% to you.

I have all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back up
any
claim we may make.And this I must do to make sure that this fund is not
Wasted or end up in the wrong hands. All I require is your honest
co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this
will
be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any
breach of the law.

I am waiting your urgent reply.
Thanks and god bless you,
BARR.Alex Okeke ESQ.
LEGAL ATTORNEY & SOLICITOR

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Now I need to find somthing nasty to send back to him..
I once told a Nigerian scammer that I was a poor hampster rancher, with only 500 acres of ocean front ranch on the vast planes of Nevada.Later as our corospondences contionued, I told him that I wanted at least one 12 year old nigerian virgin along with my 3.2 million dollars.. (you don;t know unless you ask.. )
Funny enough he agreed!
Then I tried to get him to meet me in Malta.. (I was of course not going to go) but something in there tipped him off, adn he stopped writing after I tried to get him to meet me there. (Bastard)

If anyone is interested, I could post the email addresses of any and all scammers that email me.. but I don;t want to know what you do with them.. other than the funny shit that is.