
You know I almost got fired for singing this.. fucking PC assholes are everywhere..
Sung to the tune of O-Christmas Tree..
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
By DeRex.
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
Thy leaves are so unchanging;
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
Thy leaves are so unchanging;
Not only green when summer's here,
But also when 'tis cold and drear.
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
Thy leaves are so unchanging!
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
Much pleasure thou can'st give me;
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
Much pleasure thou can'st give me;
How often has the Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush
Afforded me the greatest glee!
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
Much pleasure thou can'st give me.
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
Thy candles shine so brightly!
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
Thy candles shine so brightly!
From base to summit, gay and bright,
There's only splendor for the sight.
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
Thy candles shine so brightly!
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
How richly Odin has decked thee!
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
How richly Odin has decked thee!
Thou bidst us true and faithful be,
And trust in Odin unchangingly.
O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush! O Pegan Nordic Fertility Bush!
How richly Odin has decked thee! !"
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