Thursday, September 29, 2005

Full Metal Jacket.. Fo Shizzle!!!

Gizzoogling things for my own amusement..

I love “Full Metal Jacket”

So here is some dialogue from Full Metal Jacket Gizzooglized for your entertainment… originally from the site

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Note: Many of these wizzy ad-libbed by actor n forma US Marine drizzay instructor R. Lee Ermey .
Are you quitt'n on me? Wizzay is you? Then quit, you slimy ridin' mackin' piece of shit. Get tha fizzuck off of mah obstacle. Get tha F-to-tha-izzuck dizzown off of mah obstacle . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. Now . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. Mizzy it. I'm going ta rip yo balls off, so you cannot contaminate tha R-to-tha-izzest of tha world . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.. I wiznill motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on tha Congo.

Today... is Christmas yeah yeah baby! There will be a magic shizzow at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tizzell you `bout how tha free world wizzy conqua Communism wit tha aid of God, n a few Marines . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay! God has a hard-on fo` Marines coz we kill everyth'n we see! He plays His games, we play ours like a tru playa'! To S-H-to-tha-izzow our appreciation fo` so miznuch pusha we keep Heaven packed wit F-R-to-tha-izzesh souls . One, two three and to tha four! God was here before tha Marine Corps! So you can gizzy yo heart ta Jesus, but yo ass belongs ta tha Corps n shit! Do you ladies understand?

Today you thugz is no cracka maggots. Today you is Marines now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.. You're part of a brotherhood to increase tha peace.

If you ladies leave mah island, if you survive recruit trippin' you wizzy be a weapon. You wizzle be a minista of death clockin' fo` war. But until thizzat day you is pukes. You is tha lowest fizzay of life on Earth in tha dogg pound. You is not even human fuck'n be'n. You is nuttin' but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit yeah yeah baby. Coz I am hard you wizzle not like me. But tha mizzle you hate me tha more you wizzle learn so jus' chill. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry hizzy. I do not look down on nigga, kikes, wops or greazers. Here you is all equally worthless. And mah orda is ta weed out all non-hacka who do not pack tha gizzy ta serve in mah beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand T-H-to-tha-izzat?

Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't makes any fuck'n effort ta git ta tha top of tha fuck'n obstacle in tha hood. If God would hizzle wanted you up there He would have miracled yo ass up there by nizzy wouldn't He?

Were you bizzle a fizzay slimy, scumbag pizzy piece a' shit Private Pyle, or did you have ta work on it?

I'll bet you're tha kind of homey tizzle would fuck a person in tha ass n not even have tha goddamn common courtesy ta give him a reach-around. I'll be blunt-rollin' you . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house.

The deadliest weapon in tha world is a Marine n his rifle. It is yo killa instinct whizzich must be harnessed if you expect ta survive in combat. Yo rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart tizzle kills fo' sho'. If yo baller instincts is not clean n strong you wizzle hesitate at tha moment of trizzay where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. You will not kizzay. You will become dead Marines. And then you wizzay be in a world of shit coz Marines is not allowed ta die witout permission! Do you maggots understand?

Bullshit. It looks ta me like tha best part of you ran down tha crack of yo mama's ass n ended up as a brown stain on tha mattress . Nigga get shut up or get wet up.

Pyle, you climb obstacles like old thugz fizzy.

Tonight, you men wizzay sleep wit yo rifles. You will give yo rifle a girl's name coz this is tha only pussy you thugz is going ta get. Yo days of finga-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her perty pizzay panties is ova! You're married ta this piece, this weapon of iron n wood. And you wiznill be faithful . Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

Hizzle dogg shizzay. Texas? Only stea n cracka come from Texas, Private Cowboy . Drop it like its hot. And you dizzay look miznuch like a cracka ta me so thizzay kinda narrows it down n shit. Do you suck dicks? Are you a peta hustla?

Pick 'em up n set 'em down Pyle!
Do you fizzy dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I thizzay you've gots a hard-on!

ain't dat the shiznit?

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