Monday, May 01, 2006

Duke Lacrosse Private Eye : The Tammy NYP Incident.. Part Nix, The Beginning of the End.

Duke Lacrosse Private Eye : The Tammy NYP Incident.. Part Nix, The Beginning of the End.

SO after sucking down my Scotch and trying to figure out exactly what had just happened.. I went back to my office.
Wednesday’s chair sat there empty at the desk she normally sat at during the day, it seemed strangely empty here in my office without her.
I had to get my thoughts together, I had to figure out what was really going on.. I had to.. well I had to pee really bad.. so first things first, I went down he hall to the lav. , and drained the lizard.

As I said earlier, I do most of my best thinking in the lavatory, and today was no exception.

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It all came to me a great burst of inspiration. Tammy and Edgar and Ebony were all in on something that I was not. Now they had somehow drawn poor, sweet, innocent Wednesday into their deviant plan.. (okay maybe she wasn’t innocent, but damn it, it’s still my story). How was I going to find Edgar and Tammy and Ebony in this huge city? How was I going to get to the bottom of this?
Why not start at the beginning, back where Tammy and Edgar were first introduced to the world.. youtube and he world wide web! ?
So back to my office I sprinted.. a funny sight really, but that’s another story.

Past Wednesday’s empty desk and through the door to my office.. I fired up my trusty desktop and within a few moments was surfing.. surfing for the infamous Tammy NYP Sex Video Download.. no longer available at youtube, but available at several hundred places of lesser repute. I watched it, again and again, each scene, looking for the one clue.. that one clue that would bring insight to my semi pickled , hadn’t had enough scotch or coffee, what time is it anyway, mind.
Edgar, sure does pack some meat, for a skinny Asian kid, and Tammy, well that wasn’t the first time she has had one of those in her mouth.. I kept going over and over the part where Edgar sat the video phone down on it’s side to film them.. got a crick in my neck that is going to need physical therapy as a result.. then I saw it! I saw the one thing, that they hadn’t counted on me seeing.. I saw the business card.. that one little business card with it’s red logo.. it was only there for a split second, but due to a quick right click, I paused the action, and after zooming in on the action, I zoomed in on the card.. yep, just as I suspected… the card said … it all.

I was out of my office again, in a flash.. and down to the street I ran.. I tried to hail a cab, not knowing exactly where my ’39 was.. when I came to another realization.. it was late, late, late at night.
There was no way I could find Nix this late at night, I was sure somehow he was all curled up in his bed with visions of psychopathy dancing in his head.

So I did what any good old fashioned American man would do.. I went down to the local All Nude Review Strip club to toss down some suds, tell a few lies to the girls and think about how smart I am for finally figuring all of this out.

So concludes, the first part of the conclusion of Duke Lacrosse Private Eye: The Tammy NYP Incident..
Be sure to tune in tomorrow for the continuation of the conclusion of Duke Lacrosse Private Eye.. Part Tex.. Tex.. who put This T in My Sex?

Speaking of Deviant Sex.. check out these selections.. from

Note the last oen is Sex by Madonna.. you can;t get much more deviant that Madonna can you?


NixEclips said...

Hmmmm.... Thanks?

Nix says: Can you give me a bigger role, dammit?

DelorumRex said...

Wait my friend.. your roll your big starring roll is coming up!

I am already starting to tunr adn twist in my mind a Duke Lacrosse Meets Dracula series for this month.. muhahahaaa!
(You want to renfield part or the Van Helsing bit)

NixEclips said...

Helsing, bitch. A werewolf vs. a vampire. Nix kicks ass.

welcome to wallyworld said...

Mate, are you still taking the tablets?

DelorumRex said...

yes.. the red ones.. no wiat it's the blue ones.. ahh fuck it give me one of each.